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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 2001-01-18 02:53 PM



first of all i got 4 yahtzees in one game today yeehaw or is that yuhhaw anyway yuh yuh

Today is ahem GET TO KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER DAY and they use the word intimate in the same breath so I am thinkin what can I do to get intimate with my customers (I am out of work so durn) If I would have known this last year though getting intimate with my customers could have resulted in the loss of my wife my kids my yacht (rubber ducky actually) and ended me up in the tabloids. What will it cost you this year mateys to ahem GET INTIMATE WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS today?

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mark woolard
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1 posted 2001-01-18 04:16 PM


uhh. . .i ain't sellin' nothin'.
Nan
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2 posted 2001-01-18 04:56 PM


um... I think I could kiss all my teacher certifications bye-bye...
Severn
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3 posted 2001-01-18 05:10 PM


Hm
Walt

did any tell you that you are nuts?

K

(It's rhetorical - no need to answer ~smirk~)

Strokes of ink, words, dreams like
Waking mountains make intimate conversations
With my shadow

From 'Words in the Night' by Jeff Geddes

Dopey Dope
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4 posted 2001-01-18 05:32 PM


i dont have customers to get intimate with.


I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Jamie
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5 posted 2001-01-18 07:03 PM


alas! by the time i get undressed their fires are all doused..........


Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


Severn
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6 posted 2001-01-19 06:02 AM


JAMIE!
doreen peri
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7 posted 2001-01-19 09:03 AM


rofl!



funniest thing i've read in a long time...
thanks walt!

Sunshine
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8 posted 2001-01-19 01:27 PM


LOL...I think I would at least get to keep my dog....but if I were to get intimate with our customers [we call them clients...] I could probably not only end my career...but someone would have to take me in!
Suzanne Arlene
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9 posted 2001-01-19 02:31 PM


LOL   usually is the other way around.They want to get intimate with Me .banish the thought
  

Jamie
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10 posted 2001-01-19 04:44 PM


What is it K?... I was merely saying that by the time I doffed all of my personal protective equipment ( as is now the proper term for what we used to call turn-out gear) I had done my duty and put out the fire of my customer..
Nan
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11 posted 2001-01-19 05:11 PM


I could use more sunshine at my house... You can come here, K...
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12 posted 2001-01-19 07:23 PM


What would it cost ME? I don't get it...I thought the customer always paid, up front?
WELL THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD, ANYWAY....

Kit McCallum
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13 posted 2001-01-20 07:33 AM


ROLF ... well if you knew a few of my customers, I'd say it would cost me my sanity, LOL!  

(and ps Walty ... looovvvve yahtzee, congrats on 4, woohooo, gotta love it!)

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14 posted 2001-01-21 01:58 PM


2 words: Statutory rape!

So much for finding work!     (hehehe)

[This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 01-21-2001).]

nona
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15 posted 2001-01-21 05:15 PM


Perhaps we should call in an "expert" in this area...anyone know a hooker? or will anyone admit they know one...hehe sorry couldn't resist.....nona
dreamer1 12 5 24
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16 posted 2001-01-22 12:40 PM


Yeah nona, I know one, she goes to my school.    

....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice anything for the sake of it....
Robert Kaplan

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