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Gettin Intimate Yuh

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 01-18-2001 02:53 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt


first of all i got 4 yahtzees in one game today yeehaw or is that yuhhaw anyway yuh yuh

Today is ahem GET TO KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER DAY and they use the word intimate in the same breath so I am thinkin what can I do to get intimate with my customers (I am out of work so durn) If I would have known this last year though getting intimate with my customers could have resulted in the loss of my wife my kids my yacht (rubber ducky actually) and ended me up in the tabloids. What will it cost you this year mateys to ahem GET INTIMATE WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS today?
mark woolard
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1 posted 01-18-2001 04:16 PM       View Profile for mark woolard   Email mark woolard   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mark woolard

uhh. . .i ain't sellin' nothin'.
Nan
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2 posted 01-18-2001 04:56 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

um... I think I could kiss all my teacher certifications bye-bye...
Severn
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3 posted 01-18-2001 05:10 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Hm
Walt

did any tell you that you are nuts?

K

(It's rhetorical - no need to answer ~smirk~)

Strokes of ink, words, dreams like
Waking mountains make intimate conversations
With my shadow

From 'Words in the Night' by Jeff Geddes
Dopey Dope
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4 posted 01-18-2001 05:32 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

i dont have customers to get intimate with.


I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Jamie
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5 posted 01-18-2001 07:03 PM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

alas! by the time i get undressed their fires are all doused..........


Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".

Severn
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6 posted 01-19-2001 06:02 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

JAMIE!
doreen peri
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7 posted 01-19-2001 09:03 AM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

rofl!



funniest thing i've read in a long time...
thanks walt!
Sunshine
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8 posted 01-19-2001 01:27 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LOL...I think I would at least get to keep my dog....but if I were to get intimate with our customers [we call them clients...] I could probably not only end my career...but someone would have to take me in!
Suzanne Arlene
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9 posted 01-19-2001 02:31 PM       View Profile for Suzanne Arlene   Email Suzanne Arlene   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Suzanne Arlene

LOL   usually is the other way around.They want to get intimate with Me .banish the thought
  
Jamie
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10 posted 01-19-2001 04:44 PM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

What is it K?... I was merely saying that by the time I doffed all of my personal protective equipment ( as is now the proper term for what we used to call turn-out gear) I had done my duty and put out the fire of my customer..
Nan
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11 posted 01-19-2001 05:11 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I could use more sunshine at my house... You can come here, K...
serenity blaze
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12 posted 01-19-2001 07:23 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

What would it cost ME? I don't get it...I thought the customer always paid, up front?
WELL THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD, ANYWAY....
Kit McCallum
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13 posted 01-20-2001 07:33 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROLF ... well if you knew a few of my customers, I'd say it would cost me my sanity, LOL!  

(and ps Walty ... looovvvve yahtzee, congrats on 4, woohooo, gotta love it!)
LoveBug
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14 posted 01-21-2001 01:58 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

2 words: Statutory rape!

So much for finding work!     (hehehe)

[This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 01-21-2001).]
nona
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15 posted 01-21-2001 05:15 PM       View Profile for nona   Email nona   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nona

Perhaps we should call in an "expert" in this area...anyone know a hooker? or will anyone admit they know one...hehe sorry couldn't resist.....nona
dreamer1 12 5 24
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16 posted 01-22-2001 12:40 AM       View Profile for dreamer1 12 5 24   Email dreamer1 12 5 24   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dreamer1 12 5 24

Yeah nona, I know one, she goes to my school.    

....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice anything for the sake of it....
Robert Kaplan
 
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