Sitting in Michael's Lap
Um ... walt, exactly WHAT were you doing with splints up your nose...?
... and as to the rest, I can sing, but I'm not sure I can sing anything anyone would want to hear ... LOL
... and Michael can play guitar -- hehe (but you didn't hear that from me -- he's very sensitive about it)
Remember: maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will certainly annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.