Well, I wouldn't give this away, but since there are precious few (I counted one) from this part of the ether, I'll spill it. This place is in "extreme" southern Minnesota, almost Iowa. (If you are not from MN or IA, that's an inside joke, meaning that we tell really dumb jokes about each other.) It's just a small town called Fairmont, once known as Fairmount for the military fort built on the highest ground above one of our lakes. I am about as far as one can get from an ocean, at least on this continent. I've also lived in Tennessee and Hawaii, a couple more states not heard from here.