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So you soak it in vinegar?

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Christopher
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0 posted 02-25-2001 03:08 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher


Are pickles not the nastiest things in the world? My better half is here in the room right now, crunching away - and I can smell them from HERE!!!

Beth -->   <--Chris




[This message has been edited by Christopher (edited 02-25-2001).]
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1 posted 02-25-2001 03:10 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

*holds head in hands* Okay... I DID have a reply, but after you decided to label the smilies...*sigh* I'll be back.

Does everyone see what I have to put up with???


[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (edited 02-25-2001).]
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2 posted 02-25-2001 03:21 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

AHHHHHHHHHH!


Now she's trying to KISS me!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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3 posted 02-25-2001 03:23 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

I. HATE. YOU.

And nothing is nastier than a naked man dancing, CHRIS.

Btw, if anyone has seen MonkeyBone (I wouldn't recommend it... but in case of random chance) When MonkeyBone becomes human??? I kept laughing because it's what I see EVERYDAY! Mr. Califunication KNEW it was true and kept squeezing into the seat with a guilty look every time the character squeaked or oogled a woman...

and the dancing bed scene? Yeah... replace the p.j.s with a flannel robe and a wife beater.



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4 posted 02-25-2001 03:25 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

And this has what to do with those nasty things you're putting in your mouth?
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5 posted 02-25-2001 03:26 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

See, right this moment, she's typing up a response to this - how we ended up arguing over the boards is beyond me... but I can hear her cackling away to herself over tehre, thinking she's being really funny and anticipating "getting me."

What she doesn't know is that I'm typing this right now. As soon as she sees it, before her post, she's goign to get mad!

hehe
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6 posted 02-25-2001 03:28 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Oops, I was wrong - she wanted to look clever by having it before my post, so she edited... *rolling eyes*
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7 posted 02-25-2001 03:29 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Yes, and she still tries to kiss me...
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8 posted 02-25-2001 03:33 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

What are you TALKING about? I wasn't even aware you were adding six extra posts to your stupid topic... god I can't believe I just got sucked into you listening to yourself type... this is SO. SICK. (And he's looking over my shoulder bouncing and giggling in anticipation just waiting for me to see his next post. I can see his toes wiggling now...)

Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Munchkin... if you think this is revenge *scoff*...And I'm not giggling about "getting" you... I just keep thinking of you in the Superman pose...

I SO refuse to touch the "things in your mouth" post hahahahahaha... you are so BAD.
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9 posted 02-25-2001 03:41 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

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Calm down you two....beth? Chris has obvious problems of "coping" with the idea of "tubular food".... hmmm...does he feel the same way about kielblasa?

and? Chris...hmmm...we must do some word association here---quickly I say "douche" you say?


love you both twice as much

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the superman picture is missing something... oh, yeah...






[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (edited 02-25-2001).]
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12 posted 02-25-2001 03:49 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

She took pictures of my underwear?

See what I have to deal with???

And see what she looks like after eating the pickles??? And she wants me to KISS her?!?!?!

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13 posted 02-25-2001 03:50 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

YES, Karen... C is jealous of ANYthing that even slightly resembles him...

pickles, sausages, the Washington Monument, Sean Connery, and, yes, even 98 degrees...
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14 posted 02-25-2001 03:55 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

Oh, yeah like THAT picture wasn't predictable...

*AHEM*...



that's much more like it...
I mean if we're telling the TRUTH here, I thought I'd offer a more accurate representation.

But gee, I look so WEIRD with all that hair now...



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Don't let the picture fool you people, she really is pretty. Her legs aren't truly that big and her thighs don't bulge that much.
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Speaking of... HE doesn't bulge that much either, despite "vicious" rumors...in fact, see those underwear up there? Heh.


C do you have ANY idea how sick this is?
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17 posted 02-25-2001 04:04 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Horribly - and you should see the pictures I could show of her...

But then again, Passions is free and Ron wouldn't like me charging $2.95 a peek...
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18 posted 02-25-2001 04:06 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

*grins* how quick do you think this will get deleted? You KNOW... we could just stop using ICQ to talk to each other from across the room and just use the forums... hmmm...

Chris, I wouldn't threaten with pictures: did you forget that little sketch I did of you awhile back? I could scan that you know...
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19 posted 02-25-2001 04:10 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

p.s. Have I mentioned in the last five seconds how much I love you?
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20 posted 02-25-2001 04:21 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

I'm still not kissing you until you brush your teeth....
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21 posted 02-25-2001 04:25 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

But I love you too. I gueeeeeessssssss enough to kiss you anyway. Mind if I hold my nose?
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22 posted 02-25-2001 04:31 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

*smiles knowingly* submission is simply eventual... mind if I hold your.. uhm... *looks up* Sorry, fellow poets *turns monitor off*...






[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (edited 02-25-2001).]
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23 posted 02-25-2001 11:28 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

All I could think, while cackling incoherantly, was: Thank God it was pickled pickles and not pickled okra.........


[This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 02-25-2001).]
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24 posted 02-25-2001 02:59 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

quote:
See what I have to deal with????


Oh yeah Christopher. . . you're really suffering. . .  

But you're right. . . pickles are indeed the vilest things on the face of the earth. . .

*Sven departs. . . amazed that again, he and Christopher have agreed on something. . . *

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