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Christopher
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75 posted 02-28-2001 04:27 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Sven - come on guy - we've been through this before... I was t e a s i n g.
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76 posted 02-28-2001 07:48 AM       View Profile for warmhrt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for warmhrt

"guys look at the whole package too."

Ha-ha ha-ha ha ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha

Ooooh, my stomach hurts....
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77 posted 02-28-2001 09:57 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

If the package rests on her chest?


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78 posted 02-28-2001 10:20 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Well, guys are supposed to look at the whole package....it's a male perogative. If men didn't ogle every female, irregardless of species, how on earth would the female feel appreciated? Roses, chocolate, cards? Yeah, right! Men only give those out so they can sorta ogle on the sly.

Note: If you forgot to bring your sense of humor, please step away from the keyboard and find it.
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79 posted 02-28-2001 10:50 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Why do girls think that guys are so insensitive?

Guys are the ones that give all these gifts to the girl, and usually the girl doesn't really do anything for the guy.

Girls are usually there just to remind us when it's time for annivs and special occassions, so we can buy them more stuff

Sup with that.....

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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80 posted 02-28-2001 01:28 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

.......Hmmmmmm.....
Guys.....we're here
Girls....you're here

We're all here to please one another.
Girls stand up and look pretty.....guys just look.

Cept for acire......he smells like bengay.



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
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81 posted 02-28-2001 03:53 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

No, girls don't do anything.. we just bear the children, clean the house, cook the food, AND look good doing it!!!!!!

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82 posted 02-28-2001 04:42 PM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Men look at the total package.... it's just that they pay more attention to certain bits of the package

*donning flameproof suit and a rather large pair of earmuffs*

p.s. What ali said about sense of humour applies here too


Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan


[This message has been edited by Colin (edited 02-28-2001).]
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83 posted 02-28-2001 04:58 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

As a woman (checks self to make sure)AHEM!! I confess that I have not always looked at the whole package, so I disagree. Not all females look at the whole package.
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84 posted 02-28-2001 07:07 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Well of course I know you were teasing Christopher. . .

sheesh. . .

thought I'd just keep it going though. . .

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Elizabeth Cor
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85 posted 02-28-2001 07:50 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

Gees, can we PLEASE transport back OUT of Generalization Stereotype World???
Come on, how did a little joking subject end up turning out this crap?
Good Grief!

As a girl, I oogle, I buy lots of gifts, flowers, write little appreciative notes, dote, charm, look like a slob sometimes, don’t nag about dates (anniversaries, holidays, even birthdays) … and my role in the relationship has nothing to do with cleaning, cooking, or bearing children. I try to be a decent person. I try to have fun. I try to make my partner feel loved and valued for what they are and for everything they do. To me, those seem like universal terms…

In return, I’ve received gifts, flowers, little appreciative notes, endless generosity in so many ways, someone who doesn’t care if I don’t exactly look pretty at times, and doesn’t expect me to take on the position of “housewife” UGH. *smirks* I’d hate to see the person that DID.

We DO have fun. We do love and respect one another to a tremendous degree. And we still tease and oogle *laughs* Hell, we point out people to each other…
Because there is trust, understanding, a melodious combination of principles… and frankly, it equals a pretty damn blissful life. The secret? We try to be good people. We treat each other kindly. We try talk about everything. We just relax and enjoy. This seems like a fairly simple formula.

So, what’s the confusion? Why the gender cataloging? Why the complaints?

… kay, enough of the scolding… let’s get this “Girls look at the whole package” dispute settled: Bring in the Strippers!
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86 posted 02-28-2001 09:53 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Well, I'm not gonna argue about Elizabeth's last words


"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
Skyfyre
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87 posted 02-28-2001 10:57 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Beth:

So, um, exactly WHO does the cleaning at your place...?

Everyone else:

Men are different. Women are different. Wooohooo, deep, profound and all that.

The best relationships grow out of two people whose strengths make up for their partner's weaknesses, and vice versa. Mike drives (cause I hate it and could get lost in a paper bag). I clean (cause if I left it to Mike it wouldn't get done -- hehe). Mike brushes my hair, I read novels to him -- and the best part is, both of us APPRECIATE what the other does. Novel concept, eh?

So let's lay off the stereotypes, shall we? (I CAN say that, cause I was the one that started it all ... LOL)

Linda


[This message has been edited by Skyfyre (edited 02-28-2001).]
Elizabeth Cor
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88 posted 03-01-2001 01:42 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

Linda, DUH! My wife?
Christopher
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89 posted 03-01-2001 01:48 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Yes, the same "wife" who used to drive her to work every morning.
Elizabeth Cor
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90 posted 03-01-2001 01:50 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

HEY! Who told YOU to talk!?
Get yer butt back in the kitchen!!!
Skyfyre
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91 posted 03-01-2001 01:55 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Hmmm ...

Shoulda bought you one of those frilly little aprons for your birthday, huh Chris..?

*imagining this*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahem.

Of course, Beth. Silly me.

hehe

Linda
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92 posted 03-01-2001 12:24 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Hey, I've never been in Generalization Stereotype World!!!!!

It would seem though, that others have been. . . and I'm tired of it!!!

Thanks Beth for your words!!!  

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93 posted 03-01-2001 01:45 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Have we forgotten the whole point of this thread.......we're here talking about SEX APPEAL....i.e. ME!

DUH!!!!!!!!!


I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Acies
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94 posted 03-01-2001 03:33 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

There he goes again

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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95 posted 03-01-2001 05:28 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

Dopey, you're in public, behave yourself

Please visit my webpage:   http://lakewalker.homestead.com/index.html  
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96 posted 03-02-2001 11:19 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

lol@Lake listen to him Dopey

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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97 posted 03-02-2001 11:51 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*cowers in his corner*
sorry guys, I got carried away....
*one tear drips onto the floor*



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
 
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