Hmmm...do I have your attention? Yes? Good! I am going through a midlife crisis I think...if I was a guy, I'd get a gold chain for my neck, a new red sports car (sorry for that Ron - owner of a red Miata) and a 22 year old swimsuit model for a girlfriend.
What do women do? I have often thought I'd love a Harley - but I'm so short my feet wouldn't touch the ground and I'd keep falling over..and sooner or later (helmut or no - who wears one on Harley?) I'd get brain damage....and really, I'm in Arizona, do you know what black leather feels like in 110 degree heat!? Imagine a hot dog in a ziploc baggie laying on the runway of the airport...that's me!
Ok..so back to my problem (Becky stop laughing!). I thought about buying an RV and driving around the country, doing odd jobs (don't say it - odd people do odd jobs)...I even have some recipes for an RV kitchen - is the stove smaller? The measuring cups bigger - I don't get it...as long as I don't have to cook it on the engine, I'll be ok.....So here I am driving this big thing around...oh, geesh! I can't park! I'll have to only shop and eat near WalMarts .... their parking lots are big enough.. and OH, what about the toilet...does it flush out onto the road as I go...not that I could go to the bathroom and drive at the same time..but come to think of it, that would be a timesaver...a built in potty under the drivers seat...so if you see me stopped at a stop light with a funny grimace on my face, I'm not mad I'm just........well, you get the picture!
Or, another cool job would be as a caretaker. I read some of the ads....they need them in the wilds of Alaska (is there a Walmart nearby?)...on tropical islands...(I get sunstroke!)...on forlorn, desolate islands off the coast of Canada that you can only reach by helicopter - UH! Oh, sorry, that's out...you want me to FLY! I could live in a cabin in the woods...I've done the 'outhouse' thing remember...and I could write..and as long as I had a computer and internet connection, I'd be fairly happy....don't know about mending fences though...never tried to get one into my sewing machine..
Well...I just wanted to tell you some thoughts that popped into my head today...(scary place to be huh?)...thanks for taking the time to read this..and remember...the next time you're in traffic and someone gestures with one finger - it's not offensive! They have the new Poet deVine Porta-potty-bucket seat and are telling you what job they're doing!!!!!!