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0 posted 2000-04-12 07:13 PM


Hmmm...do I have your attention? Yes? Good! I am going through a midlife crisis I think...if I was a guy, I'd get a gold chain for my neck, a new red sports car (sorry for that Ron - owner of a red Miata) and a 22 year old swimsuit model for a girlfriend.

What do women do? I have often thought I'd love a Harley - but I'm so short my feet wouldn't touch the ground and I'd keep falling over..and sooner or later (helmut or no - who wears one on Harley?) I'd get brain damage....and really, I'm in Arizona, do you know what black leather feels like in 110 degree heat!? Imagine a hot dog in a ziploc baggie laying on the runway of the airport...that's me!

Ok..so back to my problem (Becky stop laughing!). I thought about buying an RV and driving around the country, doing odd jobs (don't say it - odd people do odd jobs)...I even have some recipes for an RV kitchen - is the stove smaller? The measuring cups bigger - I don't get it...as long as I don't have to cook it on the engine, I'll be ok.....So here I am driving this big thing around...oh, geesh! I can't park! I'll have to only shop and eat near WalMarts .... their parking lots are big enough.. and OH, what about the toilet...does it flush out onto the road as I go...not that I could go to the bathroom and drive at the same time..but come to think of it, that would be a timesaver...a built in potty under the drivers seat...so if you see me stopped at a stop light with a funny grimace on my face, I'm not mad I'm just........well, you get the picture!

Or, another cool job would be as a caretaker. I read some of the ads....they need them in the wilds of Alaska (is there a Walmart nearby?)...on tropical islands...(I get sunstroke!)...on forlorn, desolate islands off the coast of Canada that you can only reach by helicopter - UH! Oh, sorry, that's out...you want me to FLY!  I could live in a cabin in the woods...I've done the 'outhouse' thing remember...and I could write..and as long as I had a computer and internet connection, I'd be fairly happy....don't know about mending fences though...never tried to get one into my sewing machine..

Well...I just wanted to tell you some thoughts that popped into my head today...(scary place to be huh?)...thanks for taking the time to read this..and remember...the next time you're in traffic and someone gestures with one finger - it's not offensive! They have the new Poet deVine Porta-potty-bucket seat and are telling you what job they're doing!!!!!!

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1 posted 2000-04-12 07:27 PM


WOOHOO!!! Hook me up, hot mama!!  Yeah, baby!!

Ok, from Arizona, take I-10 to LA, be sure to hit it at night, preferable, early morning.  Switch over to I-5 towards Sacramento and head to Portland, Oregon...I'll be packed and waiting.  

Alicat the Persnikitty, getting highway fever again.

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2 posted 2000-04-12 07:30 PM


Maybe we could split the cost? I'm too old for 'Road Rules' that MTV show, but I could do it..someone else will have to park though....
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3 posted 2000-04-12 07:33 PM


Hmmm....we need Ron...then we can swing over to western Oregon and git XAngel, then over to Massachusetts for Nanner, then down to Virginia for Doreen....then we can hit Sturgis for the biker rally...YEAH!!!


Alicat, ready to transform Sturgis to the new Poetry Capital of the U.S.



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4 posted 2000-04-12 07:38 PM


Oh, I prefer Colon as the Poetry capital... after all I want a bumper sticker that says:

The Best Poetry Comes From Colon!


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5 posted 2000-04-12 07:40 PM


Hmmm....sounds good...also, with good ol campfire cookin, i.e. beans, that would be appropriate, considering our alternative fuel source...buttane.


Alicat, donning his MOP gear and mask.

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6 posted 2000-04-12 07:42 PM


Ah...an alternate fuel source! Indeed, I think we've found a use for that bucket-seat, potty chair...connect it to the engine..and the driver (the one who ate the most beans the night before) fuels the car... I don't want to be the one to drive in the mountains though....I'd hate to have you yelling at me from the back ..."Sharon, let it rip!!"


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7 posted 2000-04-12 07:45 PM


Now, would ah eva do thaaaat?  Well, maybe..ok, yeah, most definately...hmmm...we need Ron again.     No worries...I think I know of a good use for all the citations for clean air emissions we'll pick up in Californy.  

Alicat, slipping the good ol fashioned woopee cushion in the passenger seat.

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8 posted 2000-04-12 07:49 PM


Oh...and we have to go pick up Michael Anderson and Christopher...so while we're getting our emissions tested (never thought they'd have a 24 hour tester...nightly emissions..novel concept)...we can visit the ocean...
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9 posted 2000-04-12 07:52 PM


Ocean....might not be a good idea...unless we wanna make it a jacuzzi....

And yeah....the more the merrier...be another Annual Passions Retreat on wheels...


Alicat, looking at suspicious bubbles in the ocean.

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10 posted 2000-04-12 07:56 PM


Ok..ok..so here we've got Chris, Michael, Ron, Nan, XAngel, Doreen, you and me.... ok..where are we sleeping? There can't be room for all of us in here and I for one refuse to sleep in a sleeping bag on the ground if I know you, you will drive off in the morning without me just because you can't stand that I'm always trying to tell you where to go....
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11 posted 2000-04-12 08:09 PM


No problem...seats recline..except for the patented DeVine porta driver potty, plenty of floor space, and bunkers...hmm...maybe I'll toss ya out to the wolves so Ron and Nan can bunk out in relative peace....although...I might get chucked as well...


Alicat, scrambling to the top of the RV as it slowly rocks.

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12 posted 2000-04-12 08:12 PM


OH, my! Is that an earthquake!!! Why is it shaking so?  "Ali! Grab those cans of beans..we may have to make a quick getaway!"
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13 posted 2000-04-12 08:16 PM


Theres no hope for it...the cans are inside...gee...hope Ron and Nan are safe....

Alicat, getting pitched off the roof and landing with a THUD.

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14 posted 2000-04-12 08:24 PM


Suddenly, the shaking stops...there is quiet throughout the land....Ron emerges from the RV, strangely, he's smoking...he looks like this ...    

Ali! Why is Ron wearing sunglasses at night?

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15 posted 2000-04-12 08:26 PM


*looks up dazed at the   Passionate Guru* Whoa...

*pulls his kilt back to cover his knees* Sharon....there are some things man is not meant to know....


Alicat, dazed and confused

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16 posted 2000-04-12 08:29 PM


(covering eyes so I don't see the 'thing' that Alicat doth dangle from his kilt)

Ok, ok...let's just get going all right?  Everyone! Back in the RV...I think we should give our chariot a name....RV is so common...what do you think?

Real
Vroom!


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17 posted 2000-04-12 08:32 PM


*gets up and gathers the supplies, giving Ron an awed look* Hmm...name...*looks sidelong at Ron again* Passionate Parlour    


Alicat, needing a   himself now...

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18 posted 2000-04-12 08:36 PM


Sounds like a bordello on wheels! I thought this was a poetic place..... (Nan emerges, smile on her face, wearing her "I see you DC me" T-shirt)....
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19 posted 2000-04-12 08:38 PM


I was just slowly cruising down an interstate on my yearly tour of the courthouses of America...(on the west coast this year) hopefully to become a Discovery Channel hit some day... when a RV blasts past me...  and I mean literally...  this suntanned goddess with a strange grimace on her face at the wheel and what appeared to be a band of poetic gypsies inside...  all sorts of strange sounds were eminating from this rolling house of lunacy... painted on the side were words of which I could not comprehend...  Rolling 'Stute or something of the sort...   being a shy person by nature, I resisted the effort to stare... then the RV stopped and people starting pouring out... spouting words in strange rhymes and one attractive hunkess had this strange Mass. accent and was closely attended to by some guy who obviously had delusions of grandeur.. sometype of wizard or something...
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20 posted 2000-04-12 08:39 PM


Well.....after that 'christening', ya got a better idea?  


Alicat, bad and loving it

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21 posted 2000-04-12 08:45 PM


Psst..Ali....there's a strange man looking at us...he looks like a Cop! Hide the beans...we don't want the secret of our alternative fuel source impounded!

What's for breakfast? Oh, Ali,you need the beans..it's YOUR turn to drive....I think we should hit the wine country today!!!

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22 posted 2000-04-12 08:51 PM


So this is what an earthquake feels like..
has a peculiar odor also...  kinda like a Kansas feed lot...

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23 posted 2000-04-12 08:51 PM


Oooooo...yeah, cheese and whine..urm..wine....sounds good.  *hops in the drivers seat, starts the engine, and let's it rip*


Alicat the flatulent kilted Persnikitty

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24 posted 2000-04-12 08:56 PM


We Kansas farm boys need to get out more...
a rather...(politely speaking) er.. lets just say, you would kick her out of bed for eating crackers...female took over driving the "Rolling Stute" with this strange looking skirt on...  OMG OMG OMG...  its one of those travelestites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that ain't no woman...  (even though he deos look a little like aunt Bethane, and has this odor of methane)

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25 posted 2000-04-12 08:58 PM


LOL...Ok...but you know I'll never be able to drive, one look at my 'rack' and all you will say is 'flat you ain't'..... Ali..that man is hooking his car to our bumper!!! He's riding behind us....now he's climbing on TOP of the RV....now he's sliding into the window RIGHT onto Nan's lap...(she gets all the guys!!!)...
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26 posted 2000-04-12 08:59 PM


*looks over at Mike and gives a verticle smile* It's nae a skirrrrrt, ye daft besom...it's a kilt, ye ken?

Fear not, comely buxom Lass...I'll defend you from that Loonie's advances...

*starts humming Transfusion*

Alicat, proudly regimental

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27 posted 2000-04-12 09:05 PM


NOTICE: It is decreed that henceforth, in this rolling poetry machine, all men MUST wear kilts. Men not wearing a kilt will have to sit in Mike's car, attached to the REAR end of the RV...and right UNDER the bathtub drain!

Ali! Stop at the nearest WalMart for some more plaid fabric!

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28 posted 2000-04-12 09:08 PM


Will do Sharon..yanno, you might be able to take the wheel if you didn't have that...rack.  I mean, that's a pretty wide...antler spread, yanno?  Maybe if you put in Mikes car, you'll have more room to drive...

*pulls in to WallyWorld for more of that wonderful tartan stuff*


Alicat, humming Scotland the Brave

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29 posted 2000-04-12 09:13 PM


I am NOT riding in that car all alone! I didn't come all this way to sit in a car by myself and listen to all of you whooping and hollering and having fun up here...so just get that idea right out of your head mister...I've decided to write country/western songs (whiplash from the topic change)


I’m nothing but a wienie in a ziploc baggie
And you’re nothing but a wienie in a kilt
We’re driving around in this here RV
The biggest one that Winnebago built




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30 posted 2000-04-12 09:16 PM


thought he heard talk of stopping to eat...
guess that isnt the Hooters everyone was talking about...  still a little concerned about the smile on auntie bethane there... at least oughta shave the legs...  er... guess aunt bethane didnt either...  oh...  Walmart...  these west coast fancy pants (skirts) do have some class...  I am supposed to wear what????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hate to tell some of you guys... you dont need them skirts near that long..
heading back out on the road again... on the road again.. sheesh.. they could write a poem about that.. or at least a song..

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31 posted 2000-04-12 09:19 PM


Oh ah wish ah was an Oscar Meyer wienie
Tha is wha ah'd really like ta be
Fer if'n ah was an Oscar Meyer wienie
Ever'ne would luv ta eat....um..


Ok, fine...you can keep your rack up front...nice rack again, and keep me company while we seek out the nearest WallyWorld.

Alicat, still humming the wienie song

Ali's Kilt

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32 posted 2000-04-12 09:24 PM


The buxom babe with the Arizona tan observes a nude jogger on the side of the road... she turns quickly... I am knocked across the Rv... talk about knockers....    
now who was that out there jogging sans clothing?  where the heck is his funny plaid skirt?

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33 posted 2000-04-12 09:26 PM


Ok...here at WalMart!!! Doreen and XAngel, stay with the RV..guard it with your life... Ron and Nan...uh..where's Nan? NAN!!!! (sees Nan running towards a puddle in the parking lot).."Nan! That's not the ocean!"

Ok..the rest of us (gee Michael and Chris are awfully quiet!)...into WalMart....

Easter stuff is out (let's stock up on Peeps) they last forever and if they get hard, we can roast them over our buttane fire....And Chips..need chips....(Ali walks to the fabric department where he is petted and cosseted by the lady selling her goods by the yard)...

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34 posted 2000-04-12 09:32 PM


"Urm..yes.." *removes hand* "Would you have any.." *removes other hand* "Ahem..would you.." *removes both hands and foot* "Plaid fabric...got.." *gets backed into an Easter Display* "Um..." *removes hands and tape measure* "Plaid fabric..yards..." *gets cornered by fabric lady and assistant* "Um..guys..help?"


Alicat, very nearly bent over a barrel...

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35 posted 2000-04-12 09:36 PM


heh, Im glad I am not the only one who has wierd mental brain thoughts   Interesting ideas PdV   Might wanna cruise down to San Jose, CA and hook me up with some o'dat cookin  
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36 posted 2000-04-12 09:37 PM


*pushing the cart (I didn't know they had barrels in Walmart)

*Mike, Michael and Christopher are in Ladies Lingerie...

I'm stuck again, picking up provisions..Ron is off in the Computer department, loading up on Rams or Bytes or Gigs...

"Ali! Get your plaid butt over here"!

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37 posted 2000-04-12 09:39 PM


Ok, look, you guys! Here I am expecting a jammin' good Thyme down at Sturgis and all the guys are dressing up in kilts???!!!???

Take those kilts OFF! PLEASE!

*evil grin*

AND KEEP THEM OFF! Thank you. *wink*

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38 posted 2000-04-12 09:44 PM


OMIGOD!! Wait a minute... i didn't notice they were wearing lingerie, too... geesh... who ARE these guys...

Hey, deVine... give them back their leathers! We're going to Sturgis, for chrissake...

I knew we shoulda taken the convertable. You're supposed to go to Sturgis topless, right?

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39 posted 2000-04-12 09:47 PM


Ah's a tryin...  

*grabs a yardstick and fences the fabric ladies* Take that..and that..and...hey..no fair...put the crotchet needle down!  Uh oh... *vaults the Spring Swing display and hightails it, keeping own tail covered, if possible, back to Sharon* Ooof... *hits the cart and bottoms up*

Doreen, yes ma'am! Wilco!


Alicat, in a definate bind

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40 posted 2000-04-12 09:53 PM


Star Date 41300....this is the chronicle of how nine innocent poets (5 of whom were naked, kiltless men) were forceably ejected (stop giggling Ali!) by two 90 year old WalMart greeters.

We were minding our own business when Doreen comes running in yelling that Nan needs a quilt..well, Doreen had a Tootsie Pop in her mouth and all the guys heard was "Nan needs a kilt" so they all pulled theirs off and flung them at Doreen!

The next thing we knew..we were standing next to the RV, 5 naked poets (a sestina if I ever heard one) and 4 angry women (a pantoum!)....

Ron, leader that he is, covered himself with his cowboy hat and ordered us back into the RV...

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41 posted 2000-04-12 10:03 PM


Five naked guys all a-running
While Four angry lasses were fuming
The greeters just stared
As the Facts were bared
As everyone glanced at their plumbing


*deftly, Ali runs inside the RV, returning with his gunny sack, pulling out fresh Kilts for all* Your choice, mates....wear em or dangle in the wind.... *donning his, he bows to the assembled audience, kisses the four angry women upon thier rosy cheeks, and ducks back inside the RV, taking the helm* Let's load up people...we still got a K-Mart to get banned from....


Alicat, knowing this chronicle shall be continued...later...

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42 posted 2000-04-12 10:10 PM


Dammit, Alicat! Why'd you do that??? Now I'm COLD!!

Hey, Sharon, throw me that leather over there, wouldja? Nan disappeared with the quilt...

In days of curiosity
when Sturgis cats were Kilt
I'll have no animosity
'bout cards that I've been dilt.
We're on the road to have some fun,
the Wizard, he is lost...
This midlife crisis Sharon has
has such a minor cost.
No kilts, no tops, no poet rest
can keep us from our fate.
Hey, poetpeople, this is FUN!
Hey poets, this is GREAT!

C'mon guys... funs over, back in the bus... let's get down the road!


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43 posted 2000-04-12 10:16 PM


Christopher takes the wheel (and after Doreen chases him and gets it back), we start back down the road....looking for that BIG K in the sky....we see the Big M..which causes XAngel to whine that she's hungry..then Nan says she'd like some Cod..(cape or fish)...so we decide to pull into Denny's...always serving breakfast....

The guys all order some kind of slam....then Doreen wants to know if they use real butter on the toast and is the milk fresh and are those real eggs and can the syrup be heated..and then...well..it's not so bad being tossed out of Denny's!  On the way to KMart again...

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44 posted 2000-04-12 10:23 PM


*after being escorted by cops on break out of Denny's* Well...that wasn't so bad...except for the cavity search thingy *shudders and waddles to the RV*

No worries..there's still the Kettle, IHOP, Sherries, Waffle House, Pancake House, and a slew of others...

New quest: not only to convert Sturgis, but to be booted and banned from as many diners and merchandise stores as feasably possible....upwards and onwards, stalwart Poets.....our Quest awaits!

*mounts a banner of a Dragon curled around a Gothic P on the back of the RV*


Alicat, on the prowl

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45 posted 2000-04-12 10:32 PM


*After Ali's 'incident' with the Denny's cops, we now find that we have a police escort...the only traveling poetry troup in the west with our own security force! (I feel like Madonna....like a virgin..oh! sorry, can't sing that one!)

We get back on track and onto the next stop... we are in search of the perfect whine...yes...we were told that northern California was known for it's whines....(Nan and XAngel, hungry still and not wanting to eat the beans for fear they will have to sit on the drivers seat AFTER Christopher are perfecting their Poetic WHINES now)

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46 posted 2000-04-12 10:48 PM


I love to eat real butter,
fresh milk, real eggs and toast...
but if we stop at IHOP
just call me "poet-ghost".
I may not have my shirt on
but guys have lost their pants..
I'm sure they'll be some dirt on
News-at-Ten, again, by chance.

"POETPEOPLE CAME TO TOWN"
they'll soon announce on air.
'TOOK THE HILLSIDE BY WALMART"
(would anybody care??)
'WENT TO IHOP TO EAT EGGS
AND ALL WITHOUT THEIR SHIRT!
DROVE A VAN WITH POTTY SEAT!
THE COPS ARE ON ALERT!"

The thing about the story
on channel seven news
is no-one's watching tv sets
(appliance they don't use)
They all just sit in front of some
small tiny 'puter screen
deVine midlife in crisis
with faces turning green.

No shirts, no kilts, no potty seat
this Sturgin trip goes on...
Just think, while we are having fun
someone must mow the lawn!
I hope that they don't mow us down
before this journey's done.
Oh, Sharon dear, forgot to ask...
is midlife crisis fun???

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47 posted 2000-04-12 10:56 PM


*slowly, the caravan of the 'Stute Wienie, several cars hooked to the bumper in a long train, and a squad car, hoping to catch another glimpse of the fabled DeVine Rack, move up the winding road of Mount Shasta*

Um..guys....more beans, please...this boat needs more oomph...

*one hand on the wheel, open can between my legs, other hand on the spoon, I shift it on down to second, and punch it, zooming up the mountain road in a cloud of green exhaust*

*Starts singing the theme to Beverly Hillbillies*


Alicat..just a ......um..grinnin...

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48 posted 2000-04-12 11:03 PM


*after stopping at a garage sale to get a rocker for Nan, we strapped her to the roof of the RV...

Michael and Chris are hanging off the back, waving and whistling at all the girls..

XAngel and Doreen are riding with the policemen (not knowing it was the full cavity body search of Alicat that drew them to the Caravan)....Ali is driving and Mike is navigating (occasionally holding Ali's can as he loads more buttane fuel into the seat)and I'm sitting at the table with Ron..

So! Ron, how are things going? Are you happy to be here? Do you think you'll like Sturgis? Do you think they have buffalo in South Dakota?

(*Ron mutters to himself "first PetSmart we find I'm getting this woman a muzzle!)

PdV overhears a bit of this and thinks Whoopee! Toys!!!

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49 posted 2000-04-12 11:06 PM


There is an RV in California,
They call the Rolling 'Stute,
It's been the ruin of many a fine boy,
Who now think beans are fruit.
My mother was a tailor,
She sewed my brand new kilt,
My father was a poet man,
My God, deVine is built...



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50 posted 2000-04-12 11:12 PM


Excuse me, Mr. Officer, sir... is that a gun in your pocket?

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51 posted 2000-04-12 11:18 PM


Doreen her glass of wine she spilt,
Upon the lap of someone's kilt,
DeVine rushed in to lend a hand,
Then a scream heard throughout poetic band,
A woman's voice,"is not that quaint?"
While man did scream, gear shift that ain't.

Mike helps Nan back into the RV... as she sings in a Tiny Tim falsetto...  Tiptoe through the poets...

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52 posted 2000-04-12 11:19 PM


or....?
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53 posted 2000-04-12 11:25 PM


Mike bends over and says to Toto...(now that is a strange name for a ... er  gun)  "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
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54 posted 2000-04-12 11:27 PM


By the way... is that the Grand Tetons over there?  sheesh... Ms. deVine, could ya move away from the window....
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55 posted 2000-04-12 11:27 PM


Boy am I ever glad I brought my camera!!... as I tiptoe carefully among the motley crew... Back to the safety of my chamber on wheels...

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56 posted 2000-04-12 11:28 PM


*coasting down Mount Shasta, with an entourage longer than Michael Jackson's, Ali let's a final one rip as they pull into Sacramento, an evil grin on his face as he spots the nearest Pet Smart*

Here's a little story 'bout a wee 'Stute train
Folks a-drivin by thinkin "They're insane!"
Now in Californy for a muzzle for DeVine
Need a few more beans  for to cross the next state line

Boston Beans, that is
Blackened n soft
Rich and sweet

Well the cops piled out and one gave me a wink
Couldn't help but think that the guy was but a twink
Can't wait to hit the road again, to go to Sturgis ball
And show that those who wear the kilt are real men afterall


Alicat, on the catbird seat

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57 posted 2000-04-12 11:28 PM


I believe in gun control....bring that Toto over here Mike..

Geesh Nan you brought your 'chamber pot'!

We decide to camp for the night.....near a stream with fish in it..and the men (hunters that they are) want to provide the crew with the evening vittles (I think we'll be eating rocks)....

The women gather moss (except for Nan who has crept back to her perch on the roof of the RV so she can supervise!)

Ron has his computer hooked up and is logging onto the forum..since most of his moderators are with him, the place is going whacko (especially the alley where several poets have been sitting at their computers for hours...LOL...geeks with no life!)



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58 posted 2000-04-12 11:32 PM


I can't believe I had all this fun tonight and I wasn't even here .... IRonic, isn't it?
I'm off to dreamland now....

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59 posted 2000-04-12 11:41 PM




Psst! Nan's asleep...LET'S PARTY!!!


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60 posted 2000-04-12 11:41 PM


Wait a minute.. where did Ron go....?
hey.. that ain't no perch up there on top of the RV with Nan...    


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61 posted 2000-04-12 11:43 PM


Ron! Get down from there! You know Nan doesn't make a good satellite dish!!!
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62 posted 2000-04-12 11:46 PM


Taking over the wheel of the RV so I can get some sleep... wake me up when we get to Sturgis....
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63 posted 2000-04-12 11:47 PM


*pulls out a box of MRE's and passes them around while he searches for his modem cable for the sat. uplink* Hey Ron...Ron?  *looks around puzzled, then hooks his powerstrip to the generator, jacks in, and goes on-line*

Ahh..nuthin like getting back to nature..*he says as he checks out Discovery.com*


Alicat, net-addict

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64 posted 2000-04-12 11:57 PM


*sigh* Such a quiet night here...(We won't tell Mike that he's not driving and the engine is off for the night!)

Ali, Chris and Michael are huddled around the laptop looking at the Discovery Channel (Why they want to look at a credit card is beyond me!)

Ron is diligently reading and replying to the poems..trying to keep the peace in the Alley where two poets have run amuck...

Nan, asleep on the roof, bundled in kilts, snores, attracting a rutting male moose....he stands guard at the edge of the camp waiting for his ladylove to climb down from her perch...

Doreen and XAngel are fighting over who's going to wear the leather pants in the passion family...

And PdV...well...she's just trying to keep things in order....making sure everyone is happy...(*hey Ron! Can I see your laptop!)

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65 posted 2000-04-13 12:53 PM


For some reason... I feel violated...sniff!
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66 posted 2000-04-13 01:02 AM


Chris! Honey..it doesn't matter what color you are..blue..green...yellow ....violate... we still love you!  
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67 posted 2000-04-13 01:14 AM


Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..please harken to my tale. Let this evening be a lesson to you all..Life can sometimes seem overwhelming..sad..depressing..empty...when you get so stressed out you wonder what you're going to do, please take a moment to smile.....it's the best medicine in the world....and laugh! Without it, where would we be...?

Thank you for sharing this moment of insanity with us....until we meet again.. this is Radio PiP signing off...

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68 posted 2000-04-13 01:15 AM


*the lone cameraman, still amazed, looks out from behind the lens and says. . .*

"You guys are messed up!!!"

LOL    forget "Road Rules"!   This is more like "Road Rage"!!!  LOL

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69 posted 2000-04-13 03:31 AM


No fair!!! I missed out on all the fun cuz in my time zone we were asleep! Geesh, you guys get all the fun! *scowling*...the least you can do is tell me when the next trip is!

I have to say though, describing what I did while reading this whole post as laughing would be putting it mildly. ROTFL. You poet people are crazy....er what does that make me?!?

Oh yeah, thanks for the education on alternative fuel methods! lol...

Love and hugs to all the comedians and comediennes who made this post so hilarious,

Lizzie

.... .... ....


 "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight."

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70 posted 2000-04-13 08:56 AM


Well hey, I couldn't just go and leave it at number 69 ya know!  You really had me going from the first paragraph, I never laughed so hard...well not in a long time anyway! You guys are toooooo much  
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71 posted 2000-04-13 09:03 AM


Sunshine's a-sneaking in, because she's in the know
of just how far a REAL RV can really go;
and while you all weren't a-looking, she grabbed on real fast,
because there's even more room, neither port nor aft

but up on top is where she hangs out
ariding the RV away
you kiltless guys and sassy lasses
Sunshine's on top to stay!

Away from the beans and resultant noise
hanging on to the radio's antenna for joy;
she's the navigator of the roadways
and all that you'll get Sunshine to say

is "Whoopee kye-ay, they came to Kansas at last!"
and this ride will, in everyone's memory, last!

 Sunshine
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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72 posted 2000-04-13 09:31 AM


this was fantabulous !! think I got my humor dosage for the day in excess *tears from laughing streaming down my face* Thanks  for sharing your  great  wild adventure !!!

 Mystical being
which makes ink flow
Surround me in
your incandescent glow
Fill my brain with
thoughts and rhyme
As I try to capture
but a moment in time
~Shan~


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73 posted 2000-04-13 10:06 AM


You know you all are stutifiable...LOL This could almost be the Silly Bus were looking for.
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74 posted 2000-04-13 10:18 AM


You know, Sharon, you should call out sick from work more often! This was hillarious!  
Thanks for the laughs, everybody!

Denise

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75 posted 2000-04-13 12:32 PM


*A big, black government car pulls the RV over.  A blond haired man in dark sunglasses gets out of the car and walks to the driver side window carrying a metal object with a long copper tube protruding from it.*

Special Agent Bouder, here, from the U.S. Department of Energy.  I understand you folks have tapped into an alternative energy source and I need to attach this meter to the source so that the government can tax it.  Please step out of the RV, ma'am.  

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76 posted 2000-04-13 04:17 PM


Och...who ye be callin ma'am, ye daft sessonach...ah'm a mon, ye ken?  Neu ah feel mos violated, wi yer brawn asssssssupmtions...an ah won stand, nor sit fer it.  So's ah tell ye whut, ye wee-brain'd twit, seeings as ah'v dun ha sumtin prodded whar these so-calllllled emissionions com frae, how'd abut ye taxin yerself inna same manna...*mutters and mumbles on about siccin the Celtic Anti-Defamation Association on this guy for confusing him for a lass...several speciems that can be seen on top of the RV, and inside, as evidenced by Sharon's notorious 'rack', known throughout several states now* So's if'n ye be finished, Sunny Jim..we'll jus be mosian on, ye ken? We've mus be gittin ta Sturgis...Now, see'n as we've dun ha thi cha...why don'cha hitch ye auto ta tha wee squ'ca inna back un fallo us oop?


Alicat, who is already taxed on every thing else but emissions.....

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77 posted 2000-04-13 04:28 PM


DRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed all the fun!
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*Stepping carefully around Alicat (trying not to disturb his dander, which has gotten up due to Jim's confusion over his gender!)

"Sir, I can swear that we are testing this fine Poetic Pooper Power with the full approval of the Government" *Turns to the RV

"Mike!!!"...see we travel with our own legal counsel now...because of the WalMart and Denny's incidents!

"Mike..tell this man!!!"

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79 posted 2000-04-13 06:30 PM


This RV has been certified by the DEA, the FBI, CIA, HUD, MUD, NOW, WOW, POW, and quite a few other governmental agencies at both the Federal, State and Municipal levels, as well as three foreign countries I am prevented by law from disclosing.  So... Cease and desist before I obtain a Writ of Habeaus Corpus as Testifucundum e barfus eruptus.
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80 posted 2000-04-13 08:36 PM


*Satisfied that Mike is telling the truth about the government's approval of the RV's power source, yet still having to fill his quota for this month, the ever observant Special Agent Jim tries Plan B*

Ma'am, do you have a permit for that haggis you're hidin' under your kilt?

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81 posted 2000-04-13 09:14 PM


XAngel and Doreen, seeing another 'man in uniform', jump from the RV and start to fondle Jim's clipboard!  Flustered by such attention, Jim drops his pen. Alicat, the good helper that he is, bends over to pick it up.

At that point, Jim sees the light..the error of his ways..and the crack of dawn! He asks if he too can join the Poetic Crew of the RV and journey with them to the land of leather and metal...Sturgis, South Dakota.

Alicat,never one to hold a grudge (unless it's Ellie Grudge with the big rack) slaps Jim on the back and welcomes him to the group.

The journey continues...eastward now to Sturgis....but first the must pass through - (a hush falls over the crowd)

Las Vegas


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82 posted 2000-04-13 10:36 PM


*still muttering under his breath about that haggis comment* ~aggisssss....ah'll shew im a aggissss....~*they RV, et al, streams over the mountains, heading towards a new dawn...either that or something exploded...could be Sharon's back-up wienie in a ziploc bag...arriving at night, seeing nothing but halos on the cracked asphalt, when a troupe of

prance across the highway...we must be close...*


Alicat, on the Highway to Hell...    



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83 posted 2000-04-14 12:34 PM


*getting it all on film!  they'll love this stuff back at the network!!*

do you have the tapes?  I really need the tapes!!


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84 posted 2000-04-14 01:05 AM


Hey guys!!! I wanna go!!! Pick me up at the Travel America at the Broadway exit in Boise on I-84. I'll have my leathers and some coin so we can seriously party!!! Haven't been to Sturgis since '82. Would love to go with!!!

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

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85 posted 2000-04-14 02:34 AM


ok all i wanted to say was that i was scrolling down the numerous replies and stopped at the dancing girls..matter a fact i'm still there...that's all i wanted to say

 All Day I Dream About Stanzas!!

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86 posted 2000-04-14 08:01 AM


Isn't there room for me in this lean, mean, poet machine? Huh? Huh? I wanna come too...lemme come, lemme come!

 "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight."

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87 posted 2000-04-14 11:55 AM


Agent Jim only wanted some fun
When he ate beans and dogs by the ton
But to his grand dismay
He discovered that day
Why two colons are better than one

    

Hey, Alicat ... pass the beans, will ya?

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88 posted 2000-04-14 02:30 PM


OMG !! Sharon ... this is too funny ...
I LOVE this side of you ...  
Btw ... I went out and got myself my baby, my heart , my darling Miata, metallic cobalt/blue mix, camel leather interior and convertible top .. bose , 6 speakers ... ( blows me away ) ..
This little darling takes off 30 years, everytime I get behind the wheel ....   .... and probably I'm not the only one on the road that this takes 30 years off LOL .....
If you do get down to Florida, besure to come park that RV, here .. Have plenty of room .....

 "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind."
Maxwell Maltz

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89 posted 2000-04-14 03:22 PM


If it can float, come and pick me up..I could do with a new lease of life and it's about time I went and had a ball (or two)..oops...and I'm crazy so I'll just fit in with anyone..I could actually just pack a bag and go jump on a plane having bought the ticket blindfold...LOL...

Now what's wrong Sharon?..*g*...can I help?  ROFL...you're all NUTS!!!!

HUSG

 If I could, I would and if I didn't, I should have!

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90 posted 2000-04-14 03:30 PM


Pepper!!! Don't be letting Ron hear that you got a blue Miata... Nope... Make sure he's not listening to that one!!!!....
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91 posted 2000-04-14 07:37 PM


*Two days later...the only poet able to drive is PdV (she doesn't drink, smoke or gamble!). As the troup leaves Vegas, PdV ponders on the many ice-less escapades everyone had in that Neon City. Let's listen to the mind of PdV :

"If I had to hear Alicat offer to let me pull on his 'one armed bandit' one more time I'd..oh! You're here..listening in huh? Ok..here's the scoop" (PdV focuses)

"Vegas proved to be the city that almost broke the group up! Half the poets, with Mike in the lead, wanted to go see the revival of 'Grease' with Pee Wee Herman and Fran Drescher. The other half just wanted to hang out in a casino and try to win jackpots (Though who would want Jack's pot, is beyond me! I think our bucket seat pot is just fine... PdV focus!)

So, there we were standing in the middle of the strip when all of a sudden Pepper shouted "Tom Jones"!!!! The women were off and running....Pepper led the pack wearing a goldenrod colored sweatsuit...RainbowGirl (who we just picked up at the airport) was coming in a close second wearing a multicolored peasant skirt and white blouse that kept falling down off her shoulder.. Alicat (in his quilt) was right behind her helping to lift and tuck all her 'falling things'!  Nan, XAngel and Doreen were giggling and running as fast as they could (all wearing their Dockers and the "I Love Vegas" T shirts they bought at the airport). The other women were just a blur as they pounded down the sidewalk.  Tom Jones, turned to see the stampede of Poets coming towards him, shrieked something like "What's To Do Pussycat!" and took off down an Alley. (not this one)

The men stood watching them go....then a few wandered away with Mike...the rest went into the Casino to lose their shirts (we hoped!).

I was such a good girl! Never went into a gambling den with those wicked people...didn't imbibe or inhale...in fact I was thinking of changing my name to 'Perfectly deVine'...

Anyway..that's what I remember....


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92 posted 2000-04-14 08:20 PM


Wait a minute... you're memory is a little off here, Ms. deV... That wasn't me in an "I Love Vegas" t-shirt and dockers... nope... I don't wear dockers... I was the one in blue jeans and boots... until I took the boots off and stashed 'em in my backpack and went barefoot. I had a tank top on with a really cool illustration of a wizard on it on the front and underneath the wizard, it said, "Sturgis or Bust" and on the back it said, "I'm Lost. Please Take Me Home!"

Anyway, just wanted to set the record straight. I didn't really like Vegas too much, especially when Wayne Newton kept staring at me and all that (that WAS Wayne Newton, wasn't it? Or is he dead? Well, what's the difference)... God, is he weird, or what?

When you guys weren't looking, I snuck out of the poetpeople group and walked around town a bit until I found a really cool club with a blues band and a couple of pool tables... and guess who was sitting there just waiting to play a game of pool with me?

Yep. It was Balladeer! Let me tell you, I was VERY surprised to see him without his laptop and with his cue chalked and all just waiting for me... but he didn't seemed surprised in the least to see me! "Hey, Doreen!" he shouted, then casually walked up to the table and said, "7 ball. Side pocket."

Well, anyway, he bought me a drink and we listened to the band and shot a couple of games... the band was fabulous! I think they were called something like Big Mama Colon and the Bluesboys....

This big bouncer didn't seem to care for the fact that I was barefoot, though, and asked us to leave. We just laughed and I put my boots back on and we shot another game of pool... this time, I had a really hard shot and couldn't reach it very well with the stick... oh never mind... long pool story...

Funny thing is, Balladeer didn't even know any of you guys were in town and when I told him, he didn't seem to care at all... so, we're gonna be hanging out here for a few days and we'll catch up to you later, k? Keep that RV going strong and make sure none of the guys put their kilts back on...

That kilt thing was embarrassing, y'know?

Seeya in Sturgis... unless I take another DETOUR... which, given my current state of mind is a very good possibility.

Later.  

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93 posted 2000-04-14 08:52 PM


Don't let Doreen detour she'll get in trouble...LOL
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94 posted 2000-04-14 09:09 PM


OHHHHH this is soooooo KEWL!!!
wAS HERE LAUGHING MY *SS OFF  Well done  guys.  ROFLMAO!!!!

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*Oh, yes.. I remember now! Doreen did disappear
and to think she found Sir Balladeer!
Well, I don't think they went to far..
just saw them beside us in 'deers fancy new car!

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96 posted 2000-04-14 10:39 PM


Well, since I started this post, I'm going to end it... we've decided to remain quiet as we 'sneak' into the town of Sturgis, South Dakota for the First Annual Poetry Fest! FAPF !!!

So listen carefully, my friends and you will hear the sounds of the poetic-mobile and perhaps if the wind is right, you'll smell us coming!!!  

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97 posted 2000-05-19 05:25 PM


Bump for the newbies!!!
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98 posted 2000-05-21 01:37 AM


Shewwww!!! You guys didn't happen to come through Canton, NC on yer trip did ya? No wait , that's the paper factory ...lol

Can't believe I missed this one...roflmao

 All my love,
Jeffrey

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but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep



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99 posted 2001-03-03 12:07 PM


And pray, tell us DeVine one, where this story ended.......oh yes, I remember....Sturgis!
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100 posted 2001-03-03 12:09 PM


Oh my gosh!!! I remember this!!
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101 posted 2001-03-03 01:10 PM


I live in a RV. It's called the Park Model cause it's more like a house. 40'X8 1/2' with 2 slideouts. Still leagal size to pull on the road. Will it ever be moved from the RV park? (I doubt it) Hubby loves not paying property tax and mostly not having to take care of the lawn, and less than 10 minutes from his job. So if you came this way it only cost $19 per night or $160 per mth.(mth you have to pay elec. $.10 per kilowatt.
Remember that WalMart may have large parking space but it doesn't have a place to empty waste water.

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102 posted 2001-03-03 02:07 PM


this is weird....i have nothing to say....just thought i'd say you're all freakin me out here.



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I admire it daily

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103 posted 2001-10-03 08:58 PM


Bump for a friend.
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104 posted 2001-10-03 09:43 PM


huh?  

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Jesa, Ina, Allysa, Marie, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Chelsea, Baker, Leah, Jess, Kimmie

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105 posted 2001-10-03 09:55 PM


hey. . . I thought that you said that I would never have to share the tapes again!!!!



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