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doreen peri
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50 posted 04-12-2000 11:12 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

Excuse me, Mr. Officer, sir... is that a gun in your pocket?
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51 posted 04-12-2000 11:18 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

Doreen her glass of wine she spilt,
Upon the lap of someone's kilt,
DeVine rushed in to lend a hand,
Then a scream heard throughout poetic band,
A woman's voice,"is not that quaint?"
While man did scream, gear shift that ain't.

Mike helps Nan back into the RV... as she sings in a Tiny Tim falsetto...  Tiptoe through the poets...
doreen peri
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52 posted 04-12-2000 11:19 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

or....?
Mike
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53 posted 04-12-2000 11:25 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

Mike bends over and says to Toto...(now that is a strange name for a ... er  gun)  "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Mike
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54 posted 04-12-2000 11:27 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

By the way... is that the Grand Tetons over there?  sheesh... Ms. deVine, could ya move away from the window....
Nan
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55 posted 04-12-2000 11:27 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Boy am I ever glad I brought my camera!!... as I tiptoe carefully among the motley crew... Back to the safety of my chamber on wheels...
Alicat
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56 posted 04-12-2000 11:28 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

*coasting down Mount Shasta, with an entourage longer than Michael Jackson's, Ali let's a final one rip as they pull into Sacramento, an evil grin on his face as he spots the nearest Pet Smart*

Here's a little story 'bout a wee 'Stute train
Folks a-drivin by thinkin "They're insane!"
Now in Californy for a muzzle for DeVine
Need a few more beans  for to cross the next state line

Boston Beans, that is
Blackened n soft
Rich and sweet

Well the cops piled out and one gave me a wink
Couldn't help but think that the guy was but a twink
Can't wait to hit the road again, to go to Sturgis ball
And show that those who wear the kilt are real men afterall


Alicat, on the catbird seat
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57 posted 04-12-2000 11:28 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I believe in gun control....bring that Toto over here Mike..

Geesh Nan you brought your 'chamber pot'!

We decide to camp for the night.....near a stream with fish in it..and the men (hunters that they are) want to provide the crew with the evening vittles (I think we'll be eating rocks)....

The women gather moss (except for Nan who has crept back to her perch on the roof of the RV so she can supervise!)

Ron has his computer hooked up and is logging onto the forum..since most of his moderators are with him, the place is going whacko (especially the alley where several poets have been sitting at their computers for hours...LOL...geeks with no life!)



[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 04-12-2000).]
Nan
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58 posted 04-12-2000 11:32 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I can't believe I had all this fun tonight and I wasn't even here .... IRonic, isn't it?
I'm off to dreamland now....
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59 posted 04-12-2000 11:41 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine



Psst! Nan's asleep...LET'S PARTY!!!


[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (edited 04-12-2000).]
Mike
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60 posted 04-12-2000 11:41 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

Wait a minute.. where did Ron go....?
hey.. that ain't no perch up there on top of the RV with Nan...    

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61 posted 04-12-2000 11:43 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Ron! Get down from there! You know Nan doesn't make a good satellite dish!!!
Mike
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62 posted 04-12-2000 11:46 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

Taking over the wheel of the RV so I can get some sleep... wake me up when we get to Sturgis....
Alicat
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63 posted 04-12-2000 11:47 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

*pulls out a box of MRE's and passes them around while he searches for his modem cable for the sat. uplink* Hey Ron...Ron?  *looks around puzzled, then hooks his powerstrip to the generator, jacks in, and goes on-line*

Ahh..nuthin like getting back to nature..*he says as he checks out Discovery.com*


Alicat, net-addict
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64 posted 04-12-2000 11:57 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

*sigh* Such a quiet night here...(We won't tell Mike that he's not driving and the engine is off for the night!)

Ali, Chris and Michael are huddled around the laptop looking at the Discovery Channel (Why they want to look at a credit card is beyond me!)

Ron is diligently reading and replying to the poems..trying to keep the peace in the Alley where two poets have run amuck...

Nan, asleep on the roof, bundled in kilts, snores, attracting a rutting male moose....he stands guard at the edge of the camp waiting for his ladylove to climb down from her perch...

Doreen and XAngel are fighting over who's going to wear the leather pants in the passion family...

And PdV...well...she's just trying to keep things in order....making sure everyone is happy...(*hey Ron! Can I see your laptop!)
Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


65 posted 04-13-2000 12:53 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

For some reason... I feel violated...sniff!
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66 posted 04-13-2000 01:02 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Chris! Honey..it doesn't matter what color you are..blue..green...yellow ....violate... we still love you!  
Poet deVine
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67 posted 04-13-2000 01:14 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..please harken to my tale. Let this evening be a lesson to you all..Life can sometimes seem overwhelming..sad..depressing..empty...when you get so stressed out you wonder what you're going to do, please take a moment to smile.....it's the best medicine in the world....and laugh! Without it, where would we be...?

Thank you for sharing this moment of insanity with us....until we meet again.. this is Radio PiP signing off...
Sven
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68 posted 04-13-2000 01:15 AM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

*the lone cameraman, still amazed, looks out from behind the lens and says. . .*

"You guys are messed up!!!"

LOL    forget "Road Rules"!   This is more like "Road Rage"!!!  LOL

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 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

ESP
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Floating gently on a cloud....


69 posted 04-13-2000 03:31 AM       View Profile for ESP   Email ESP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ESP

No fair!!! I missed out on all the fun cuz in my time zone we were asleep! Geesh, you guys get all the fun! *scowling*...the least you can do is tell me when the next trip is!

I have to say though, describing what I did while reading this whole post as laughing would be putting it mildly. ROTFL. You poet people are crazy....er what does that make me?!?

Oh yeah, thanks for the education on alternative fuel methods! lol...

Love and hugs to all the comedians and comediennes who made this post so hilarious,

Lizzie

.... .... ....


 "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight."
WhtDove
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70 posted 04-13-2000 08:56 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Well hey, I couldn't just go and leave it at number 69 ya know!  You really had me going from the first paragraph, I never laughed so hard...well not in a long time anyway! You guys are toooooo much  
Sunshine
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71 posted 04-13-2000 09:03 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Sunshine's a-sneaking in, because she's in the know
of just how far a REAL RV can really go;
and while you all weren't a-looking, she grabbed on real fast,
because there's even more room, neither port nor aft

but up on top is where she hangs out
ariding the RV away
you kiltless guys and sassy lasses
Sunshine's on top to stay!

Away from the beans and resultant noise
hanging on to the radio's antenna for joy;
she's the navigator of the roadways
and all that you'll get Sunshine to say

is "Whoopee kye-ay, they came to Kansas at last!"
and this ride will, in everyone's memory, last!

 Sunshine
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

StarrGazer
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72 posted 04-13-2000 09:31 AM       View Profile for StarrGazer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for StarrGazer

this was fantabulous !! think I got my humor dosage for the day in excess *tears from laughing streaming down my face* Thanks  for sharing your  great  wild adventure !!!

 Mystical being
which makes ink flow
Surround me in
your incandescent glow
Fill my brain with
thoughts and rhyme
As I try to capture
but a moment in time
~Shan~

Nurse Crachet
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73 posted 04-13-2000 10:06 AM       View Profile for Nurse Crachet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nurse Crachet

You know you all are stutifiable...LOL This could almost be the Silly Bus were looking for.
Denise
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74 posted 04-13-2000 10:18 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

You know, Sharon, you should call out sick from work more often! This was hillarious!  
Thanks for the laughs, everybody!

Denise
 
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