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Rex Allen McCoy
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0 posted 03-06-2001 08:50 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Had to laugh when I read this ...

Short and sweet ...

A man is driving down a road.
A woman is driving down
the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the
window and yells ...
"PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window
and yells ...
" *#*@* !!"
They each continue on their way,
and as the man rounds the next curve,
he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the
road.
MORAL OF THE STORY ...
'If only men would listen.'

  
Now, have you ever heard of anything
so ridicules?


[This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 03-06-2001).]
insect
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1 posted 03-06-2001 08:54 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

ROTFL…that’s funny!
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2 posted 03-06-2001 11:01 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Some men only hear with the 'guilt' of their ears.
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3 posted 03-07-2001 05:25 AM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

Sad but true!!

Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand
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4 posted 03-07-2001 08:54 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Hahahahahaha that was so funny!!!!!!
OMG!!! I'm here in my school library laughing my little tush off.
hahaha
Wonderful story!!



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

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I admire it daily
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5 posted 03-07-2001 09:18 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

LMAO

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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6 posted 03-07-2001 02:25 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

ROFL...while I can't vouch for the truth of this story, I can say it could definitely happen.
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When will you men ever learn to listen.
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I believe the true moral of the story is to watch where you're going all the time when you're driving cause you might end up hitting a nice cute piggy  


"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.


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I think the true moral of the story is this:

A woman's voice screaming the word PIG at high pitched levels rings a man's brain helpess, and is thus not able to opperate heavy machinery.
This is an exmaple of yet another death due to the ways of women.

You kill us!


I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Rex Allen McCoy
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10 posted 03-07-2001 07:58 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Please keep in mind
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