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dreamer1 12 5 24
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0 posted 03-18-2001 05:49 PM       View Profile for dreamer1 12 5 24   Email dreamer1 12 5 24   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dreamer1 12 5 24


ok. Every time I complain about the rain in Vancouver on this site someone says "oh, that's nothing, you should come here". Well I'm sick of it. Here's a story of how bad the rain here is...

There were a bunch of people lined up to get into heaven and one guy sees another line and says "What's that line for?" "To get into hell" is the answer. Then the guy sees a big pile of people beyond the line up for hell and asks "What's that pile of people?" The answer... "They're supposed to go to hell, but they're from Vancouver. They're too wet to burn."

So there!
dreamer

....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice any principle for the sake of it....
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1 posted 03-18-2001 06:16 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

LOL...Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, dreamer, not being sent to hell because you are too wet to burn.....hehehe....but I'm still glad that I don't live where it rains all the time!
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2 posted 03-18-2001 09:38 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Hahaha.....that was funny.
Well here in PR it's always sun sun sun...*pouts* I can't get enough of it....always paradise and sun, and more sun and geesh! haha

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

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lol but isn't it cold enough to be snowing there right now?

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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4 posted 03-18-2001 10:35 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I live in the desert..sand and cactus..cactus and sand...is that enough? yep.
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5 posted 03-19-2001 12:07 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

lol! That's cute... and sorry, Poet! That must suck...

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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6 posted 03-19-2001 08:53 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Hey now, lemme just say that the tropics is amazing. You should all come here for vacation to visit me!!
HEAT, PALM TREES, BEACH, and best of all.....LATIN WOMEN!
Ooooooooooooo

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

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7 posted 03-19-2001 09:46 PM       View Profile for DancinQueen   Email DancinQueen   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for DancinQueen

LOL thats funny...
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LOL that was a good one!
dreamer1 12 5 24
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Acire, its never cold enough here to snow. We get lots and lots of rain. Ok, it snows occasionally. One year, we had a blizzard. A whole foot and a half of snow! Then the next day it rained and it all tuned into a foot and a half of slush. YUCK!!! Oh well. I'll live. If I don't drown first, anyway.

....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice any principle for the sake of it....
Robert Kaplan

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10 posted 03-20-2001 07:09 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Dopey, don't forget a abundance of hurricanes too

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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11 posted 03-20-2001 11:16 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

SHhhhhhhhh!!!! You'll scare the tourrists away!
 
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