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0 posted 2001-03-18 05:49 PM



ok. Every time I complain about the rain in Vancouver on this site someone says "oh, that's nothing, you should come here". Well I'm sick of it. Here's a story of how bad the rain here is...

There were a bunch of people lined up to get into heaven and one guy sees another line and says "What's that line for?" "To get into hell" is the answer. Then the guy sees a big pile of people beyond the line up for hell and asks "What's that pile of people?" The answer... "They're supposed to go to hell, but they're from Vancouver. They're too wet to burn."

So there!
dreamer

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1 posted 2001-03-18 06:16 PM


LOL...Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, dreamer, not being sent to hell because you are too wet to burn.....hehehe....but I'm still glad that I don't live where it rains all the time!
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2 posted 2001-03-18 09:38 PM


Hahaha.....that was funny.
Well here in PR it's always sun sun sun...*pouts* I can't get enough of it....always paradise and sun, and more sun and geesh! haha

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3 posted 2001-03-18 10:19 PM


lol but isn't it cold enough to be snowing there right now?

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4 posted 2001-03-18 10:35 PM


I live in the desert..sand and cactus..cactus and sand...is that enough? yep.
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5 posted 2001-03-19 12:07 PM


lol! That's cute... and sorry, Poet! That must suck...

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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6 posted 2001-03-19 08:53 PM


Hey now, lemme just say that the tropics is amazing. You should all come here for vacation to visit me!!
HEAT, PALM TREES, BEACH, and best of all.....LATIN WOMEN!
Ooooooooooooo

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7 posted 2001-03-19 09:46 PM


LOL thats funny...
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8 posted 2001-03-19 11:36 PM


LOL that was a good one!
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9 posted 2001-03-20 05:32 PM


Acire, its never cold enough here to snow. We get lots and lots of rain. Ok, it snows occasionally. One year, we had a blizzard. A whole foot and a half of snow! Then the next day it rained and it all tuned into a foot and a half of slush. YUCK!!! Oh well. I'll live. If I don't drown first, anyway.

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10 posted 2001-03-20 07:09 PM


Dopey, don't forget a abundance of hurricanes too

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11 posted 2001-03-20 11:16 PM


SHhhhhhhhh!!!! You'll scare the tourrists away!

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