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Child of the Stars

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0 posted 2001-03-29 06:22 PM

Aiight. I'll admit it. I'm a chocolate addict. I can't go more than four hours without the stuff or I really go nutz-o. Can somebody tell me not to be so dang obsessed over it? I know it can't be good for mah growin lil self. I think what I need is a logical reason not to eat so much chocolate, or some sort of distraction, or an alternative, or SOMETHING...Since I know most of you surely MUST have an addiction, I'd like to see how you handle it. Thanks fer reading YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! YOU'RE ALL SO COOOOOOOOOOL!! WOO HOO!!!!
~Carly

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the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

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1 posted 2001-03-29 06:30 PM

Uhm, have you tried fat-free and sugar-free fudge bars (the frozen ones)? There really IS no substitute for chocolate, yanno ... you may as well get used to the idea ...

Linda

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2 posted 2001-03-29 06:38 PM

"Hi, Carly"

*clears throat*

About your problem... I think the best route would be to convert your addiction onto something other than chocolate. Like homework, exercise, poetry, brain teasers, or other productive things that can become equally addictive. Maybe even someone special to you...

I know chocolate is a good source of sucrose!

So don't shut it out of your life altogether.
Just move the addiction onto something better for you.
~Allan

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3 posted 2001-03-29 07:05 PM

They say chocolate causes pimples you know

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4 posted 2001-03-29 07:12 PM

Okay, Linda already said what I was going to recommend (she’s so smart). I SWEAR they satisfy cravings... *announcer voice* and only 60 calories!

please note: if you end up eating the whole box after you begin to tell yourself that one more won’t hurt because they’re only 60 calories, it’s not my fault. (And under those circumstances, it’s better just to go for a small piece of that chocolate cream pie in the fridge that you SWORE you wouldn’t eat.)

Child of the Stars

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5 posted 2001-03-29 07:30 PM

*makes a chocolate cream pie* in case of emergencies only, of course. I'll have to purchase me sum o dem lo-cal thingies....homework? bah! need...more...ideas...neeeed...mooorree..iiideeaaass.....

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6 posted 2001-03-29 07:39 PM

Every time you crave chocolate, squirt some breath freshener in your mouth. The really bad tasting stuff....then you'll associate that taste with chocolate and not crave it anymore.

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7 posted 2001-03-29 08:00 PM

PDV- How do you know she won't just associate chocolate with the breath freshener, and then begin to think of chocolate every time she needs to improve her breath? That could backfire...

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8 posted 2001-03-29 08:14 PM

The word addictive might be closer to the truth than you think. Chocolate contains three specific substances - caffeine, theobromine and phenyethylamine - that are as much drug as food. Caffeine acts as a stimulant. Theobromine stimulates the heart muscle and the nervous system. And phenyethylamine is reputed to be a mood elevator and an anti-depressant, not unlike marijuana, though no conclusive proof exists yet. And we're not necessarily talking mildly symptomatic either: two ounces of chocolate is strong enough to KILL a small dog, largely because of the theobromine. Don't even think about feeding it to your cat or bird.

Here's a good article from Discovery about both the contents of chocolate and its affects:

http://detnews.com/1997/discover/9702/13/02100021.htm

Maybe we should organize a 12-step program?

Child of the Stars

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9 posted 2001-03-29 08:27 PM

*gasps and nibbles nervously on a carrot*

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10 posted 2001-03-29 08:38 PM

Step One:... Admit that we are powerless before a Hershey's chocolate kiss...

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11 posted 2001-03-29 08:44 PM

Step two: Take up a hobby. Like building kites.

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Child of the Stars

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12 posted 2001-03-29 08:46 PM

Step 3: do a scientrific esperiment on the chocolate cream pie and make it grow pretty mold, so I won't wanna eat it.

*keeps ripping the carrot to shreds with her teeth*

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13 posted 2001-03-29 08:55 PM

addiction? to chocolate??-- heck-- I've been eating a pound of chocolate a day for 30 years--- I'm not addicted... who ever said chocolate was addicting?? I don't have a problem ... I don't have a problem...
yea thats the ticket--keep saying it.over and over and over--

Jamie

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14 posted 2001-03-29 09:17 PM

Definitely time for that 12-step program. . .

Hi, I'm Sven. . .

Hi Sven!!

It all started so innocently. . . just a few chocolate kisses. . . then. . . the bars. . . Baby Ruth, Snickers. . . *sigh*. . . soon, I'd moved up to two bars a day. . . then. . . I found the big bars. . .

Now, it's chocolate cake, chocolate pie. . . chocolate milk. . . and now. . . chocolate cheese. . .

Help!!!!

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15 posted 2001-03-29 09:43 PM

I enjoy, even crave, chocolate every now and then, but *looks around* it goes straight to my hips! Ok, jk, but I like it and will never try to give it up. Never!!!!

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16 posted 2001-03-29 10:05 PM

Step 4: you're a sugar freak, admit you're a sugar freak, and go to a SALT diet....

LOL - can't be done! I've tried it....I'm a Salt-O-holic.....

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17 posted 2001-03-29 10:37 PM

step 13-- I am not a Chocoholic--- NO NO NO NO....I just happen to like it and eat quite a bit of it... in fact I am eating M&M's Brand Chocolate Candies even as I type this-- see-- I ain't hooked...

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18 posted 2001-03-29 10:44 PM

Step #5: Disregard Step #13.

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19 posted 2001-03-29 11:17 PM

acire~~ Oo0o thats a myth..nice try tho

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Child of the Stars

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20 posted 2001-03-29 11:32 PM

....*looks about at the numerous strange people, sets her carrot aside, and inconspicuously pops some chocolate chips into her mouth....*
Step 14...if no one sees me eat it, I didn't eat it....

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21 posted 2001-03-30 12:08 PM

Chocolate? I can take it or leave it. I've had 3 pounds of chocolate kisses in my freezer for some time now...somewhere back behind the frozen broccoli.

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22 posted 2001-03-30 06:49 AM

Shhhhh...... PdV.. Can I have one of those chocolates? I'll even eat the broccoli...

Child of the Stars

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23 posted 2001-03-30 08:16 AM

I second that notion.

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24 posted 2001-03-30 08:37 AM

Wouldn't you rather have some nice fresh sweet crisp grapes? Or how about some strawberries?

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25 posted 2001-03-30 09:29 AM

Carly --- just eat fresh pineapple everyday. Cause after eating pineapple, believe me, everything else tastes bad after that.

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26 posted 2001-03-30 11:54 AM

Mmm...pineapple, strawberries, grapes....

I like fruit!

Child of the Stars

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27 posted 2001-03-30 12:32 PM

*chucks a handful of fruit into melted chocolate* Is this legal????

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
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28 posted 2001-03-30 12:38 PM

sure it is Carly. . . I do it all the time!!!

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29 posted 2001-03-30 05:08 PM

Stoooooop eating it

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30 posted 2001-03-31 08:08 PM

*steals all the chocolate*

HA HA!!!!!
*runs off*

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31 posted 2001-03-31 09:11 PM

*trips Okey_Dopey and steals the chocolate for himself*

Ah-HAH!

Child of the Stars

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32 posted 2001-04-01 02:15 PM

*picks up another carrot and starts munchin*
Eh..what can ya do.

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33 posted 2001-04-01 03:17 PM

(in Bugs Bunny voice) What's up, Doc?

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34 posted 2001-04-01 05:21 PM

Carrots are better for you Carly, now try the brocolli

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Child of the Stars

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35 posted 2001-04-01 05:42 PM

(in elmer fudd voice) be bewwwy quiet. we'we hunting wabbits. heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

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36 posted 2001-04-01 06:51 PM

*THE LIGHTS GO OUT*

The great caped, Chocolate Bandit steals in amidst the talking, chattering, and foolishness, grabs all the chocolate; and steals quietly away using the dark for cover. And as a particularly cruel and sinister way of leaving a criminal's signature, leaves a big pile of gross green vegetables in the floor.

*screaming and gasping ensues*

Enter passionate stage...

Officer Jenn, at your service. No one leaves the room or this house until we solve this. Now..Where were all of you, when the lights went out?

We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you..

Child of the Stars

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37 posted 2001-04-01 08:35 PM

I was...*sniff* just sittin here...*sniff* eatin *sniffles* my carrot, when....*breaks down into tears* forgive me, forgive me, I just can't take it anymore....*sobs hysterically*

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

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38 posted 2001-04-02 12:34 PM

*puts his arm around Carly and looks at her* It's gonna be OK love, it's all going to be okay....

Well I was watching Okey_Dopey steal the chocolate, and I suddenly felt the urge to stretch, so I stretched my leg out and he ran right into it by mistake!

so I picked up all his chocolate and was going to have it repaired... but then.... the lights went out and when they came back on all the chocolate was gone!

!!
Who could it have been?

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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39 posted 2001-04-02 05:44 PM

*looks around* Wasn't me

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40 posted 2001-04-02 08:21 PM

We've learned from previous posts that lake is a liar.....so......watch his little hiney.....

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41 posted 2001-04-02 11:36 PM

Dopey, come on now, you pulled that out of nowhere buddy. I'm not a liar. Folks, folks, stop staring at me, I didn't do it. I swear! It was walt. yup yup. walt.

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42 posted 2001-04-02 11:41 PM

Well I believe him.....
but can I still watch his little hiney? please?

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43 posted 2001-04-03 12:01 PM

Are you guys behaving in here?

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44 posted 2001-04-03 11:44 AM

Yes, acire, but it appears walt snuck in here and stole carly's chocolate. I think we need to form a posse and hunt him down. I'll go in back so no one gets facinated by my hiney

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45 posted 2001-04-03 04:09 PM

I haven't been able to kick the habit, myself, Despite how hard I have tried. Then again, the experts say that women really DO need chocolate, it's part of our chemical balance. So, I remind myself of that everytime I pop some yummy chocolate in my mouth.

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46 posted 2001-04-04 04:32 PM

Ooohhhhh no you don't lake! You stand in the front and lead the way.....we need something to entertain us while searching for walt....c'mon now! tut-tut! Hiney boy in the front!

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47 posted 2001-04-04 05:20 PM

Aren't you guys suppose to be giving Carly advice on how to stop her addiction for chocolates

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48 posted 2001-04-04 05:25 PM

Shh acire!

Keep it down, and follow Hiney Boy!

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49 posted 2001-04-04 05:29 PM

HEY! HEY! HEY! Sooo...Lakewalker...Gotta record, eh? *makes a note* A HA!Soo..Allan, You confess that YOU were the last one with the chocolate. I'll be keepin' my eye on you, son. And I want to know more about this WALT person.

..LISTEN UP! There will be NO possum hunting on my shift, and I work ALL the shifts, ya hear? Matter of fact the only possum gonna be hunted around here is the one who done stole all the chocolate from this poor lil missy.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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50 posted 2001-04-04 05:32 PM

*FIRES A WARNING SHOT IN THE AIR*
err..oops...Never mind the roof..we have a culprit to catch here.
EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN, OR I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP AND HAVE YOU ALL IN A CELL!

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

Allan Riverwood

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51 posted 2001-04-04 05:38 PM

Does Lakewalker have to sit down too?

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52 posted 2001-04-04 05:49 PM

Hmmm.....(licks fingers)...what seems to be the problem here, and why did you just fire a shot in Ron's roof Temptress? Ah hears there some chocolate missin....(wets a napkin and wipes down beard).....anyone seen some chocolate hangin around? (meanders over by trashcan and discards some small foil wrappings)

If'n ya'll find this here miscreant, be sure ta let me know.

Alicat the Persnikitty

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53 posted 2001-04-04 06:06 PM

A HA! You'll be stayin too, Mr. Kitten. Sit down over there now til I get to question you. And don't worry 'bout my shootin, sir or you'll be gettin' or I'll shoot yer kneecaps so you'll be still.

Yes..Lakewalker...You can come sit right here with me...Wanna keep an eye on you yunno.
(meanwhile, the culprit watches the crowd around them with fascination, grinning

on the inside for what they will get away with)

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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54 posted 2001-04-04 06:17 PM

Here ya go Tempest

this here napkin is still plenty moist....better wipe your cheek...got something...brownish there.

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55 posted 2001-04-04 07:43 PM

*shoots Ali in the foot*
ohh..geesh...i thought you was goin' fer my gun...don't sneak up on me like that, MAN!

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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56 posted 2001-04-04 07:43 PM

See what you started Carly

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57 posted 2001-04-04 10:33 PM

YUH?

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58 posted 2001-04-04 10:48 PM

Ah ha, they always come back to the scene of the crime.  "yuh".

Boys, boys, stop staring at my hiney.  I'm not the kinda guy to have poeple staring at his hiney.  So y'all just better cut that right out, ya here!

Record?  I'm clean, I swear, look at it all, I'm clean, he's a liar I tell ya, a liar.  Dopey's just covering it all up for walt.  yeah, that's it.

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59 posted 2001-04-05 03:05 AM

WALT,
Better watch this crowd, they're kinda wild about havin' yer hide. Soo..where were you when the lights went out? Hmmm??? *peering hard into your face* Do YOU have an alibi?

AND HEY!!
That'll just be enuf out of the rest of you. Just keep quiet while I question this here Walty Man.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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60 posted 2001-04-05 09:55 AM

I am in a sense innocent

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61 posted 2001-04-05 10:43 AM

(limping slightly) Thank God for Steel Toed Boots....ah'm just thankful you didn't aim for my 'other' leg...now that might've caused me some grief....

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62 posted 2001-04-05 03:32 PM

*comes out of the bathroom and sees one sexy cop lady questioning Walt and also sees Ali limping to his seat*
...Erm......

*cop lady quickly points the gun at him*
It wasn't me!!!
*points at Walt*
It was walt!

Well....it coulda been hiney boy over there........but then again....he's got a nice hiney....so yea....it was Walt!

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63 posted 2001-04-05 03:41 PM

it was me i ate the last ummmm cookie?

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64 posted 2001-04-05 04:04 PM

*turns around, looks at his hiney*
What are you seeing that I'm not?

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65 posted 2001-04-05 05:02 PM

*slaps Lakewalker on the hiney*
I'll tell you someday.

For now, just enjoy the attention.

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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66 posted 2001-04-05 06:33 PM

MEANWHILE.....
Carly has been admitted to the Chocolate Addict's World of Recovery, due to excessive trauma and lack of sucrose, along with a severe case of neglect...

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

[This message has been edited by Child of the Stars (edited 04-05-2001).]

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67 posted 2001-04-05 07:02 PM

**officer Jenn arrests Dopey for an attempt to bride an officer and sexual harassment for that lil sexy remark..Yu just can't be talkin' like that in here, son. Also, Jenn suspects Dopey was in the bathroom flushing the chocolate because, after all..didn't she tell everyone not to leave the room? Suddenly, Jenn notices a little bit of chocolate on Dopey's mouth. After a pretty thorough search, she finds a wrapper in each of his pockets. Jenn also makes a note to check our Carly's mental state. *notes..possible suspect*

*officer Jenn othen asks Hiney B..err..Lakewalker, if he wants to file sexual harassment charges against Allan. Also, Jenn makes more notes about Allan's odd behavior and his being closest to the chocolate when the lights went out.**

(meanwhile, the chocolate bandit moves along with the crowd having gotten rid of the evidence long ago *minus a few wrappers*

Having created chaos, they had drawn attention away from themselves)

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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68 posted 2001-04-06 11:55 AM

Seems like everything's winding down a bit... but we still haven't caught the culprit.
*looks around* Whoever could it be.......

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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69 posted 2001-04-06 12:43 PM

*handcuffed*
Ok well I was in the bathroom flushing down brown stuff, but it wasn't chocolate!
I'm innocent.....

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70 posted 2001-04-06 01:25 PM

Yes, I'd like to sue Allan Riverwood for his 1770+ posts please. I want them ALL, and I'm not going to settle for anything less. I'll see you in court, AR.

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71 posted 2001-04-06 02:20 PM

It's Dopey's fault

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72 posted 2001-04-06 03:45 PM

*calls from the hallways of the recovery ward* LAKEWALKER!!!! I BLAME THE BOY WITH THE BUTT! IT WAS LAAAKEWAAALLLKEERRRRRR!

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73 posted 2001-04-06 04:06 PM

*gasp* It......it wasn't me

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74 posted 2001-04-06 05:06 PM

I'd like a countersuit for trauma and psychological damages caused by inappropriate usage of the name "AR."

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75 posted 2001-04-06 09:26 PM

AR, Chilllllllll.

Lakey, admit it! And gimme back mah chocolate! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!! I AM GOING THROUGH A HORRENDOUS DEPRIVATION!!!!! have pity...or fall under the wrath of the not-so-sane one...mwuahahaha
....boredom sucks, yo....

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76 posted 2001-04-06 09:28 PM

....and since my puter decided to have a spaz and make me post twice...might as well make it worthwile...
I'd like to sue acire for making me eat that nasty pineapple. and for giving me that raunchy nickname...grrr...I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!signature-->

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77 posted 2001-04-06 10:41 PM

Carly, where you been hiding?

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78 posted 2001-04-06 11:20 PM

Under the bed, with the monsters.

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79 posted 2001-04-07 02:33 AM

carly was with me....

oh and I'd like to sue everybody for always blaming me for everything when they know it's all peter pan's fault.

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80 posted 2001-04-07 05:36 AM

(Calling the hospital anonomously asking that Carly be given a sedative)

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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81 posted 2001-04-07 11:07 AM

It wasn't me Carly

Does anyone know when the judge will be here to hear my case?

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82 posted 2001-04-07 01:17 PM

AHHHHH!!!!!!
it's the chocolate bandit!!!!!
RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs*
*trips*
*gets up*
*runs again*
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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83 posted 2001-04-07 02:30 PM

Who's the chocolate bandit

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84 posted 2001-04-07 03:59 PM

I have solved the mystery!

*puts a pipe in his mouth and begins pacing*

How clever... the officer arrives just after the crime was committed, as though she was here already.  Then she gives us all different reasons to believe her list of "suspects" guilty... it sounds as though she's not trying to find out who the bandit is, rather trying to tell us...

Look at the Chocolate Bandit's red font... now where have we seen that before?
Precisely!  Officer Jenny herself.

*pivots in the direction of the officer*

Give it up, Chocolate Bandit!  I've caught you red-fonted!  Now return the chocolate to its rightful owner!

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85 posted 2001-04-07 04:10 PM

oh wow!

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86 posted 2001-04-07 04:12 PM

*gasp*

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87 posted 2001-04-07 08:44 PM

it's not that easy to capture the chocolate bandit

He/She is faster than a melting chocolate
Can leap thru a coco bar w/ a single bound
He/She is Choco Bandit

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88 posted 2001-04-08 12:28 PM

*whaps acire on the head*

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89 posted 2001-04-08 01:00 AM

*hands Javier a trophy*

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90 posted 2001-04-08 01:20 AM

HEY! HEY! HEY!! You guys just back off. I'm not the only one in these here forums who uses red!

*Officer Jenn takes our her rifle and aims it at the crowd, then radios for backup*

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91 posted 2001-04-08 01:38 AM

~*pokes Dopey in the eyes*~

wuwuwuwu
hey moe

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92 posted 2001-04-08 01:47 AM

Enter officer Justin..Mr. Vented to you all.

Soo...whats going on in here? Things gettin out of hand, Jenn? Well, you see, guys. Officer Jenn was with ME earlier

And right now, since you're all under arrest, you'll have to go through the procedures if you still want to accuse her. She has a solid alibi with me.

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93 posted 2001-04-09 11:13 AM

I think Carly is lying when she said someone stole her chocolates. Has anyone considered her for filing a wrong police report?

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94 posted 2001-04-09 03:52 PM

Hmmmm.....
YA KNOW!! Carly does have a mental condition (see up above if in question)

She could have had an accomplice. Only a demented mind could think up such fiasco and chaos.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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95 posted 2001-04-09 05:57 PM

*gasps* oh oh the pain the pain, betrayed by my own poet kin! Ohhhh woe is me, woe is meee....I can't believe you people could THINK such a thing!

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96 posted 2001-04-09 06:47 PM

Who could her demented partner in crime be?

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97 posted 2001-04-09 07:39 PM

IT IS I!! I AM HER ACCOMPLICE.

Go on...Tell em the truth, Carly.

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98 posted 2001-04-09 07:43 PM

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

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99 posted 2001-04-09 09:52 PM

Don't act innocent anymore Carly, you've been caught red handed

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100 posted 2001-04-09 09:53 PM

I needed to do this

Number# 100

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101 posted 2001-04-10 12:23 PM

Speak up carly!

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102 posted 2001-04-10 12:27 PM

*takes a step forward, and does something incredibly noble in order to save Carly's behind*

......
........
............
..............
................ it was me. I stole all the chocolate, all of it, and disposed of it. It was me all along. So cuff me, take me away.
*takes one last glance at Carly*
I'll miss you, dearest. Please, go on living, and eating all the chocolate you want.

*walks up to Officer Jenny with his wrists together*

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103 posted 2001-04-10 10:23 AM

I don't think that'll work Allan...You're not even close to being s suspect at all

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104 posted 2001-04-10 11:50 AM

*gazes at Allan's hiney* Hmmm not bad

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105 posted 2001-04-10 03:35 PM

*Also takes a look at Allan's hiney* Very nice, very nice indeed.

Let the boy go! I won't confess, cuz there's no point in confessing if I didn't do anything WRONG, right? We need a reliable policeperson to figure out this situation!

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106 posted 2001-04-10 04:27 PM

~*the polygraph machine goes crazy after Carly talks*~

hmmm...what could this mean?

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107 posted 2001-04-10 06:21 PM

It could only mean one thing!!!
Somebody farted!

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108 posted 2001-04-10 06:30 PM

Now now...Allan...Thats very noble of you, but I don't think its gonna work.

Leave his hiney ALONE! You people are just SICK yanno?

Yees...Hmmm...The polygraph is acting strangely...Carly..You're not very good at lying yannu.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
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109 posted 2001-04-10 06:55 PM

What's that smell Dopey

Couldn't you wait till you got to the bathroom?

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110 posted 2001-04-10 07:39 PM

The polygraph is going nuts because she said I have a nice hiney! That's all.

******THE LIGHTS GO OUT******
.
.
.
.
.
.
******.... and then they come back on... and the polygraph is shattered, with chocolate footprints leading out of the room!******

Wow! What was THAT???

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111 posted 2001-04-11 07:14 AM

*whimpers* me scared

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112 posted 2001-04-11 09:25 AM

So, what will happen the next time?
Who is this Chocolate Bandit?
Who left prints on the graph machine?

Tune in next time on......

"CARLY AND THE CHOCOLATES"

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113 posted 2001-04-11 05:51 PM

*changes the channel to ACIRE GETS REJECTED AND JAVIER GETS THE GIRL AS USUAL show*

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114 posted 2001-04-11 07:50 PM

yeah right

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115 posted 2001-04-11 10:43 PM

*cuddles up to Acire*
Who needs the girl?

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116 posted 2001-04-11 10:51 PM

Don't worry Allan
I'll let Dopey dream once in a while

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117 posted 2001-04-12 05:10 AM

Erm......haha Who said it was a dream?

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118 posted 2001-04-12 02:51 PM

Stop this nonsense, I wanna know who the bandit is!

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119 posted 2001-04-12 05:09 PM

Let's go ask Kamla

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120 posted 2001-04-13 12:36 PM

GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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121 posted 2001-04-13 01:49 PM

ha ha

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122 posted 2001-04-14 01:11 PM

*sigh* get over it, guys! Come on! We gotta figure this out....

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123 posted 2001-04-14 04:21 PM

Stop trying to act so innocent Carly, we know you're the culprit

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124 posted 2001-04-14 04:52 PM

*bangs her head against a wall* It
wasn't
me

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125 posted 2001-04-14 11:19 PM

*bangs his wall on the head*

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126 posted 2001-04-15 02:08 AM

That won't work either

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127 posted 2001-04-16 12:57 PM

Ok we're getting totally off topic.....where the heck is the bandit anyway?

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128 posted 2001-04-16 03:27 AM

I still say it's Officer Jenny. 'cause she so suddenly disappeared...

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129 posted 2001-04-16 02:55 PM

I better say something before anyone accuses me of being missing. So uh....who done it?

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130 posted 2001-04-16 03:23 PM

Methinks it was Jenny too...speak up, Officer! Or, Bandit, whoever....

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131 posted 2001-04-16 07:28 PM

Cowards!!!!!
c'mon show yourselves!!!

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132 posted 2001-04-16 10:48 PM

Hmmmm...Carly and the Chocolate Bandit were last spotted over in the thread here about what we all got in our Easter Baskets.

ohh..and Anyone who thinks its me will have to have VERY SOLID proof!

I didn't do it, but I know who did.

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133 posted 2001-04-17 07:37 PM

I believe it's Carly

let's take a jury vote

who is the culprit?

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134 posted 2001-04-17 09:41 PM

*cries* I pinky swear that it's not me!!

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135 posted 2001-04-18 01:24 AM

Anybody realize how acire is the one trying to capture the culprit?
I say it's him!

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136 posted 2001-04-18 10:50 AM

It can't be me, I'm not a big fan of chocolate

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137 posted 2001-04-18 03:14 PM

Maybe not, but you do love to torture innocent little girlies, like ME!

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138 posted 2001-04-18 03:52 PM

You know better than that Carly, how could you say that about me

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139 posted 2001-04-18 06:57 PM

ahh...
But does anyone notice how in the beginning that Dopes and Allan were nearest to the chocolate, and they've been in an awful hurry to place the blame somewhere else? hmmm...

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140 posted 2001-04-18 11:28 PM

*glances at Allan and slowly walks to the door*

*a quick BANG rings out and the lights go out and when they turn back on....Javier and Allan are gone*

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141 posted 2001-04-19 04:51 PM

*gasps*

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142 posted 2001-04-19 05:21 PM

hmmm.........

I'm still thinking that they're covering for a bigger fish

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143 posted 2001-04-19 06:51 PM

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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144 posted 2001-04-19 08:43 PM

*falls through the ceiling*

ow.

Well it wasn't me.

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145 posted 2001-04-20 03:39 AM

*screams from a nearby forest ring out*

FISH you say acire? Or do you mean TUNA?!??!

*trumphets flare* dun dun DDUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!

*gasps around the room commence*

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146 posted 2001-04-20 09:45 AM

I think Dopey's going nuts

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147 posted 2001-04-20 01:25 PM

Going?

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148 posted 2001-04-21 12:14 PM

Gone?

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149 posted 2001-12-12 08:48 PM

We never did solve the mystery of the chocolate bandit...

Officer Jenny? Are you still there...?

Left us hanging...

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150 posted 2001-12-13 10:20 AM

She did it ya know

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donde está mi amour?
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151 posted 2001-12-13 03:50 PM

Yup....here I am.

And I've had you all under surveilance for a long while now, so I've been watching you all!

From what I can tell, Acire did it, and he had an accomplice!

I have proof somewheres!

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152 posted 2001-12-13 04:06 PM

Documented undoctored conversations between Acire and Chocolate Bandit.

Chocolate Bandit to Acire:

HELP!!
I NEED AN ALIBI! .....
*evil grins* I'll share the chocolate with ya!

*eyes you suspiciously* Did you tell em?

Acire:
no i didnt

what you need is a diversion
something like an extraordinary event

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well..perhaps it doesn't prove that Acire helped with the theft, but it certainly does prove he's and accomplice in some way, eh? Hmmm..Sooo..Acire, do you want to bargain here or what? You know you might have to take the wrap for the Chocolate Bandit. Lets say you help us capture this bandit, and you just might get a light sentence.

ohhh..and whats the Chocolate Bandit gonna think when they know you betrayed them. All washed up, eh? Better hand over the chocolate while you still got a chance.

Acies

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Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-07

Posts 7665
Twilight Zone

153 posted 2001-12-13 05:04 PM

LIAR!!!

là où est mon amour?
donde está mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?
Nelly Furtado é a menina a mais bonita no mundo largo do todo.

Child of the Stars

Senior Member

since 2000-09-07

Posts 1658
Ann Arbor, MI

154 posted 2001-12-13 07:17 PM

You heard the officer, Acire.
Give me back my CHOCOLATE!
And for the record...I am extremely dissapointed in you, young man.

Speak softly and carry a beagle.

"Go outside and use your own eyes. You'll be surprised to see things you've never been taught."
~Edouard Manet

Sven

Member Laureate

since 1999-11-23

Posts 14937
East Lansing, MI USA

155 posted 2001-12-13 11:25 PM

Pardon me. . . this is the Thread Police. . .

this thread has exceeded the guidelines for thread length. . . and therefore, must be destroyed. . .

*insert evil laugh here. . . *

*insert mystical incantations to kill this thread here. . . *

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Temptress

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-06-15

Posts 7136
Mobile, AL

156 posted 2001-12-13 11:38 PM

**Officer Jenny arrests Sven for practicing Thread Policing without a license

, and takes him to the interrogation room**

Maybe SVEN is the Chocolate Bandit!

and...ACIRE! for shame...

Do I need to show them MORE undoctored documented conversations with the Chocolate Bandit?
tsk tsk...

Your storm of assumption feeds anger I am calm enough to hold inside. Don't pretend to know me if you've never put stretched out your heart with since

[This message has been edited by Temptress (edited 12-14-2001).]

Allan Riverwood

Member Elite

since 2001-01-04

Posts 3502
Winnipeg

157 posted 2001-12-24 02:11 AM

Yeah Acies, behave.

Acies

Moderator

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-07

Posts 7665
Twilight Zone

158 posted 2001-12-24 12:02 PM

Why are you passing the buck? You know you did it

and Carly
well, turn around Allan
ok Carly

sup?

là où est mon amour?
donde está mi amour?
wo ist meine Liebe?
Nelly Furtado é a menina a mais bonita no mundo largo do todo.

Child of the Stars

Senior Member

since 2000-09-07

Posts 1658
Ann Arbor, MI

159 posted 2002-01-08 12:10 PM

ew

Now I know it was him.

"Hey! The oven's on!"
"Kari! The oven's on!"
"I know, Jim! I'm baking something!"

Alexia

Member

since 2001-06-07

Posts 164
Sweet And Sassy

160 posted 2002-01-15 11:52 AM

um? How about Fat Free Frozen Yogurt?
That is the CRAP! I luv it. Y'all should try it.

Peace
Lexia

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