Hello friends, my name's Carly, and I have a problem...

Acies

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100 posted 04-09-2001 09:53 PM

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I needed to do this

Number# 100

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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101 posted 04-10-2001 12:23 AM

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Speak up carly!

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102 posted 04-10-2001 12:27 AM

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*takes a step forward, and does something incredibly noble in order to save Carly's behind*

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................ it was me. I stole all the chocolate, all of it, and disposed of it. It was me all along. So cuff me, take me away.
*takes one last glance at Carly*
I'll miss you, dearest. Please, go on living, and eating all the chocolate you want.

*walks up to Officer Jenny with his wrists together*

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103 posted 04-10-2001 10:23 AM

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I don't think that'll work Allan...You're not even close to being s suspect at all

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104 posted 04-10-2001 11:50 AM

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*gazes at Allan's hiney* Hmmm not bad

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105 posted 04-10-2001 03:35 PM

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*Also takes a look at Allan's hiney* Very nice, very nice indeed.

Let the boy go! I won't confess, cuz there's no point in confessing if I didn't do anything WRONG, right? We need a reliable policeperson to figure out this situation!

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106 posted 04-10-2001 04:27 PM

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~*the polygraph machine goes crazy after Carly talks*~

hmmm...what could this mean?

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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107 posted 04-10-2001 06:21 PM

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It could only mean one thing!!!
Somebody farted!

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108 posted 04-10-2001 06:30 PM

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Now now...Allan...Thats very noble of you, but I don't think its gonna work.

Leave his hiney ALONE! You people are just SICK yanno?

Yees...Hmmm...The polygraph is acting strangely...Carly..You're not very good at lying yannu.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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109 posted 04-10-2001 06:55 PM

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What's that smell Dopey

Couldn't you wait till you got to the bathroom?

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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110 posted 04-10-2001 07:39 PM

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The polygraph is going nuts because she said I have a nice hiney! That's all.

******THE LIGHTS GO OUT******
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******.... and then they come back on... and the polygraph is shattered, with chocolate footprints leading out of the room!******

Wow! What was THAT???

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

[This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-10-2001).]

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111 posted 04-11-2001 07:14 AM

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*whimpers* me scared

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112 posted 04-11-2001 09:25 AM

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So, what will happen the next time?
Who is this Chocolate Bandit?
Who left prints on the graph machine?

Tune in next time on......

"CARLY AND THE CHOCOLATES"

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113 posted 04-11-2001 05:51 PM

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*changes the channel to ACIRE GETS REJECTED AND JAVIER GETS THE GIRL AS USUAL show*

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114 posted 04-11-2001 07:50 PM

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yeah right

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115 posted 04-11-2001 10:43 PM

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*cuddles up to Acire*
Who needs the girl?

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116 posted 04-11-2001 10:51 PM

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Don't worry Allan
I'll let Dopey dream once in a while

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117 posted 04-12-2001 05:10 AM

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Erm......haha Who said it was a dream?

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118 posted 04-12-2001 02:51 PM

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Stop this nonsense, I wanna know who the bandit is!

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119 posted 04-12-2001 05:09 PM

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Let's go ask Kamla

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120 posted 04-13-2001 12:36 PM

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GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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121 posted 04-13-2001 01:49 PM

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ha ha

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122 posted 04-14-2001 01:11 PM

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*sigh* get over it, guys! Come on! We gotta figure this out....

There are pleasures in poetic pains that only poets know......~Unknown

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123 posted 04-14-2001 04:21 PM

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Stop trying to act so innocent Carly, we know you're the culprit

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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124 posted 04-14-2001 04:52 PM

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*bangs her head against a wall* It
wasn't
me

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