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Hello friends, my name's Carly, and I have a problem...

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100 posted 04-09-2001 09:53 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I needed to do this

Number# 100  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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101 posted 04-10-2001 12:23 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Speak up carly!
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102 posted 04-10-2001 12:27 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*takes a step forward, and does something incredibly noble in order to save Carly's behind*

......
........
............
..............
................ it was me.  I stole all the chocolate, all of it, and disposed of it.  It was me all along.  So cuff me, take me away.
*takes one last glance at Carly*
I'll miss you, dearest.  Please, go on living, and eating all the chocolate you want.  
*walks up to Officer Jenny with his wrists together*
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103 posted 04-10-2001 10:23 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I don't think that'll work Allan...You're not even close to being s suspect at all

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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104 posted 04-10-2001 11:50 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*gazes at Allan's hiney* Hmmm not bad
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105 posted 04-10-2001 03:35 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *Also takes a look at Allan's hiney* Very nice, very nice indeed. Let the boy go! I won't confess, cuz there's no point in confessing if I didn't do anything WRONG, right? We need a reliable policeperson to figure out this situation!
  

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~*the polygraph machine goes crazy after Carly talks*~

hmmm...what could this mean?

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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107 posted 04-10-2001 06:21 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

It could only mean one thing!!!
Somebody farted!
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Now now...Allan...Thats very noble of you, but I don't think its gonna work.

Leave his hiney ALONE! You people are just SICK yanno?    

Yees...Hmmm...The polygraph is acting strangely...Carly..You're not very good at lying yannu.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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109 posted 04-10-2001 06:55 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

What's that smell Dopey  
Couldn't you wait till you got to the bathroom?

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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110 posted 04-10-2001 07:39 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

The polygraph is going nuts because she said I have a nice hiney!  That's all.  

******THE LIGHTS GO OUT******
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******.... and then they come back on... and the polygraph is shattered, with chocolate footprints leading out of the room!******


Wow!  What was THAT???




The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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111 posted 04-11-2001 07:14 AM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *whimpers* me scared
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112 posted 04-11-2001 09:25 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

So, what will happen the next time?
Who is this Chocolate Bandit?
Who left prints on the graph machine?

Tune in next time on......

"CARLY AND THE CHOCOLATES"

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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113 posted 04-11-2001 05:51 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*changes the channel to ACIRE GETS REJECTED AND JAVIER GETS THE GIRL AS USUAL show*
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114 posted 04-11-2001 07:50 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

yeah right

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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115 posted 04-11-2001 10:43 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*cuddles up to Acire*
Who needs the girl?  
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Don't worry Allan
I'll let Dopey dream once in a while

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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117 posted 04-12-2001 05:10 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Erm......haha Who said it was a dream?
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118 posted 04-12-2001 02:51 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  Stop this nonsense, I wanna know who the bandit is!

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119 posted 04-12-2001 05:09 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Let's go ask Kamla  

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120 posted 04-13-2001 12:36 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr  
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121 posted 04-13-2001 01:49 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

ha ha  

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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122 posted 04-14-2001 01:11 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *sigh* get over it, guys! Come on! We gotta figure this out....

There are pleasures in poetic pains that only poets know......~Unknown

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Stop trying to act so innocent Carly, we know you're the culprit

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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124 posted 04-14-2001 04:52 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

*bangs her head against a wall* It
wasn't
me

There are pleasures in poetic pains that only poets know......~Unknown

 
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