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Hello friends, my name's Carly, and I have a problem...

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75 posted 04-06-2001 09:26 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  AR, Chilllllllll. Lakey, admit it! And gimme back mah chocolate! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!! I AM GOING THROUGH A HORRENDOUS DEPRIVATION!!!!! have pity...or fall under the wrath of the not-so-sane one...mwuahahaha
....boredom sucks, yo....

A hungry man picks fruit from a tree and eats it; a hungry civilized man buys it from a man who, in turn, buys it from the man who picks it.
  ~K.G.

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76 posted 04-06-2001 09:28 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

....and since my puter decided to have a spaz and make me post twice...might as well make it worthwile...
I'd like to sue acire for making me eat that nasty pineapple. and for giving me that raunchy nickname...grrr...I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!signature-->

A hungry man picks fruit from a tree and eats it; a hungry civilized man buys it from a man who, in turn, buys it from the man who picks it.
  ~K.G.

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77 posted 04-06-2001 10:41 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Carly, where you been hiding?

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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78 posted 04-06-2001 11:20 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  Under the bed, with the monsters.
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79 posted 04-07-2001 02:33 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

carly was with me....

oh and I'd like to sue everybody for always blaming me for everything when they know it's all peter pan's fault.
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80 posted 04-07-2001 05:36 AM       View Profile for Chocolate Bandit   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Chocolate Bandit

(Calling the hospital anonomously asking that Carly be given a sedative)  

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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81 posted 04-07-2001 11:07 AM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

It wasn't me Carly  
Does anyone know when the judge will be here to hear my case?

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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82 posted 04-07-2001 01:17 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

AHHHHH!!!!!!
it's the chocolate bandit!!!!!
RUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs*
*trips*
*gets up*
*runs again*
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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83 posted 04-07-2001 02:30 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Who's the chocolate bandit  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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84 posted 04-07-2001 03:59 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

I have solved the mystery!  

*puts a pipe in his mouth and begins pacing*

How clever... the officer arrives just after the crime was committed, as though she was here already.  Then she gives us all different reasons to believe her list of "suspects" guilty... it sounds as though she's not trying to find out who the bandit is, rather trying to tell us...

Look at the Chocolate Bandit's red font... now where have we seen that before?  
Precisely!  Officer Jenny herself.  

*pivots in the direction of the officer*

Give it up, Chocolate Bandit!  I've caught you red-fonted!  Now return the chocolate to its rightful owner!
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85 posted 04-07-2001 04:10 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

oh wow!

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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86 posted 04-07-2001 04:12 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*gasp*
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87 posted 04-07-2001 08:44 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

it's not that easy to capture the chocolate bandit

He/She is faster than a melting chocolate
Can leap thru a coco bar w/ a single bound
He/She is Choco Bandit

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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88 posted 04-08-2001 12:28 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*whaps acire on the head*
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89 posted 04-08-2001 01:00 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*hands Javier a trophy*
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90 posted 04-08-2001 01:20 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

HEY! HEY! HEY!! You guys just back off. I'm not the only one in these here forums who uses red!

*Officer Jenn takes our her rifle and aims it at the crowd, then radios for backup*

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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91 posted 04-08-2001 01:38 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*pokes Dopey in the eyes*~

wuwuwuwu
hey moe  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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Enter officer Justin..Mr. Vented to you all.

Soo...whats going on in here? Things gettin out of hand, Jenn? Well, you see, guys. Officer Jenn was with ME earlier   And right now, since you're all under arrest, you'll have to go through the procedures if you still want to accuse her.  She has a solid alibi with me.
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93 posted 04-09-2001 11:13 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I think Carly is lying when she said someone stole her chocolates.  Has anyone considered her for filing a wrong police report?

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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94 posted 04-09-2001 03:52 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Hmmmm.....
YA KNOW!! Carly does have a mental condition (see up above if in question)   She could have had an accomplice. Only a demented mind could think up such fiasco and chaos.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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95 posted 04-09-2001 05:57 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *gasps* oh oh the pain the pain, betrayed by my own poet kin! Ohhhh woe is me, woe is meee....I can't believe you people could THINK such a thing!  

NOTE TO SELF: Live to love and love to live.

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96 posted 04-09-2001 06:47 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Who could her demented partner in crime be?  
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97 posted 04-09-2001 07:39 PM       View Profile for Chocolate Bandit   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Chocolate Bandit

IT IS I!! I AM HER ACCOMPLICE.


Go on...Tell em the truth, Carly.  
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98 posted 04-09-2001 07:43 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

NOTE TO SELF: Live to love and love to live.

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Don't act innocent anymore Carly, you've been caught red handed

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

 
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