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Hello friends, my name's Carly, and I have a problem...

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Temptress
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50 posted 04-04-2001 05:32 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

*FIRES A WARNING SHOT IN THE AIR*
err..oops...Never mind the roof..we have a culprit to catch here.
EVERYONE SIT BACK DOWN, OR I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP AND HAVE YOU ALL IN A CELL!

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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51 posted 04-04-2001 05:38 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Does Lakewalker have to sit down too?  

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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52 posted 04-04-2001 05:49 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Hmmm.....(licks fingers)...what seems to be the problem here, and why did you just fire a shot in Ron's roof Temptress? Ah hears there some chocolate missin....(wets a napkin and wipes down beard).....anyone seen some chocolate hangin around? (meanders over by trashcan and discards some small foil wrappings)

If'n ya'll find this here miscreant, be sure ta let me know.

Alicat the Persnikitty
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53 posted 04-04-2001 06:06 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

A HA! You'll be stayin too, Mr. Kitten. Sit down over there now til I get to question you. And don't worry 'bout my shootin, sir or you'll be gettin' or I'll shoot yer kneecaps so you'll be still.

Yes..Lakewalker...You can come sit right here with me...Wanna keep an eye on you yunno.
(meanwhile, the culprit watches the crowd around them with fascination, grinning   on the inside for what they will get away with)

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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54 posted 04-04-2001 06:17 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Here ya go Tempest   this here napkin is still plenty moist....better wipe your cheek...got something...brownish there.
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55 posted 04-04-2001 07:43 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

*shoots Ali in the foot*
ohh..geesh...i thought you was goin' fer my gun...don't sneak up on me like that, MAN!

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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56 posted 04-04-2001 07:43 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

See what you started Carly  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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57 posted 04-04-2001 10:33 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

YUH?
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58 posted 04-04-2001 10:48 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

Ah ha, they always come back to the scene of the crime.  "yuh".

Boys, boys, stop staring at my hiney.  I'm not the kinda guy to have poeple staring at his hiney.  So y'all just better cut that right out, ya here!  

Record?  I'm clean, I swear, look at it all, I'm clean, he's a liar I tell ya, a liar.  Dopey's just covering it all up for walt.  yeah, that's it.

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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59 posted 04-05-2001 03:05 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

WALT,
Better watch this crowd, they're kinda wild about havin' yer hide. Soo..where were you when the lights went out? Hmmm??? *peering hard into your face* Do YOU have an alibi?

AND HEY!!
That'll just be enuf out of the rest of you. Just keep quiet while I question this here Walty Man.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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60 posted 04-05-2001 09:55 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

I am in a sense innocent
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61 posted 04-05-2001 10:43 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

(limping slightly) Thank God for Steel Toed Boots....ah'm just thankful you didn't aim for my 'other' leg...now that might've caused me some grief....
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62 posted 04-05-2001 03:32 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*comes out of the bathroom and sees one sexy cop lady questioning Walt and also sees Ali limping to his seat*
...Erm......

*cop lady quickly points the gun at him*
It wasn't me!!!
*points at Walt*
It was walt!

Well....it coulda been hiney boy over there........but then again....he's got a nice hiney....so yea....it was Walt!

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63 posted 04-05-2001 03:41 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

it was me i ate the last ummmm cookie?
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64 posted 04-05-2001 04:04 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

*turns around, looks at his hiney*
What are you seeing that I'm not?

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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65 posted 04-05-2001 05:02 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*slaps Lakewalker on the hiney*  
I'll tell you someday.     For now, just enjoy the attention.  

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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66 posted 04-05-2001 06:33 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

MEANWHILE.....
     Carly has been admitted to the Chocolate Addict's World of Recovery, due to excessive trauma and lack of sucrose, along with a severe case of neglect...

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

[This message has been edited by Child of the Stars (edited 04-05-2001).]

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67 posted 04-05-2001 07:02 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

**officer Jenn arrests Dopey for an attempt to bride an officer and sexual harassment for that lil sexy remark..Yu just can't be talkin' like that in here, son. Also, Jenn suspects Dopey was in the bathroom flushing the chocolate because, after all..didn't she tell everyone not to leave the room? Suddenly, Jenn notices a little bit of chocolate on Dopey's mouth. After a pretty thorough search, she finds a wrapper in each of his pockets. Jenn also makes a note to check our Carly's mental state. *notes..possible suspect*

*officer Jenn othen asks Hiney B..err..Lakewalker, if he wants to file sexual harassment charges against Allan.  Also, Jenn makes more notes about Allan's odd behavior and his being closest to the chocolate when the lights went out.**

(meanwhile, the chocolate bandit moves along with the crowd having gotten rid of the evidence long ago *minus a few wrappers*   Having created chaos, they had drawn attention away from themselves)

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

Allan Riverwood
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68 posted 04-06-2001 11:55 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Seems like everything's winding down a bit... but we still haven't caught the culprit.  
*looks around*  Whoever could it be.......  

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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69 posted 04-06-2001 12:43 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*handcuffed*
Ok well I was in the bathroom flushing down brown stuff, but it wasn't chocolate!
I'm innocent.....

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70 posted 04-06-2001 01:25 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

Yes, I'd like to sue Allan Riverwood for his 1770+ posts please.  I want them ALL, and I'm not going to settle for anything less.  I'll see you in court, AR.

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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71 posted 04-06-2001 02:20 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

It's Dopey's fault

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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72 posted 04-06-2001 03:45 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *calls from the hallways of the recovery ward* LAKEWALKER!!!! I BLAME THE BOY WITH THE BUTT! IT WAS LAAAKEWAAALLLKEERRRRRR!

A hungry man picks fruit from a tree and eats it; a hungry civilized man buys it from a man who, in turn, buys it from the man who picks it.
  ~K.G.

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73 posted 04-06-2001 04:06 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

*gasp*  It......it wasn't me  

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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74 posted 04-06-2001 05:06 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

I'd like a countersuit for trauma and psychological damages caused by inappropriate usage of the name "AR."  

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

 
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