Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 06-15-99
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Ocean Springs, MS
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36 posted 04-01-2001 06:51 PM
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*THE LIGHTS GO OUT*
The great caped, Chocolate Bandit steals in amidst the talking, chattering, and foolishness, grabs all the chocolate; and steals quietly away using the dark for cover. And as a particularly cruel and sinister way of leaving a criminal's signature, leaves a big pile of gross green vegetables in the floor.
*screaming and gasping ensues*
Enter passionate stage...
Officer Jenn, at your service. No one leaves the room or this house until we solve this. Now..Where were all of you, when the lights went out?
We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you..
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