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Hello friends, my name's Carly, and I have a problem...

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25 posted 03-30-2001 09:29 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Carly --- just eat fresh pineapple everyday.  Cause after eating pineapple, believe me, everything else tastes bad after that.  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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26 posted 03-30-2001 11:54 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Mmm...pineapple, strawberries, grapes....

I like fruit!  
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27 posted 03-30-2001 12:32 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

*chucks a handful of fruit into melted chocolate*  Is this legal????


Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

[This message has been edited by Child of the Stars (edited 03-30-2001).]

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28 posted 03-30-2001 12:38 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

sure it is Carly. . . I do it all the time!!!  

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29 posted 03-30-2001 05:08 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Stoooooop eating it  

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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30 posted 03-31-2001 08:08 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*steals all the chocolate*

HA HA!!!!!
*runs off*

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31 posted 03-31-2001 09:11 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*trips Okey_Dopey and steals the chocolate for himself*

Ah-HAH!     
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32 posted 04-01-2001 02:15 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  *picks up another carrot and starts munchin*
Eh..what can ya do.

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

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33 posted 04-01-2001 03:17 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

(in Bugs Bunny voice) What's up, Doc?

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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34 posted 04-01-2001 05:21 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Carrots are better for you Carly, now try the brocolli

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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35 posted 04-01-2001 05:42 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  (in elmer fudd voice) be bewwwy quiet. we'we hunting wabbits. heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

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36 posted 04-01-2001 06:51 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

*THE LIGHTS GO OUT*

The great caped, Chocolate Bandit steals in amidst the talking, chattering, and foolishness, grabs all the chocolate; and steals quietly away using the dark for cover. And as a particularly cruel and sinister way of leaving a criminal's signature, leaves a big pile of gross green vegetables in the floor.

*screaming and gasping ensues*

Enter passionate stage...

  

Officer Jenn, at your service. No one leaves the room or this house until we solve this. Now..Where were all of you, when the lights went out?  

We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you..

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37 posted 04-01-2001 08:35 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  I was...*sniff* just sittin here...*sniff* eatin *sniffles* my carrot, when....*breaks down into tears* forgive me, forgive me, I just can't take it anymore....*sobs hysterically*

Many miles behind my eyelashes, there always seems to be
the strangest things, the slightly sane, that only I can see...

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38 posted 04-02-2001 12:34 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*puts his arm around Carly and looks at her*  It's gonna be OK love, it's all going to be okay....

Well I was watching Okey_Dopey steal the chocolate, and I suddenly felt the urge to stretch, so I stretched my leg out and he ran right into it by mistake!     so I picked up all his chocolate and was going to have it repaired... but then.... the lights went out and when they came back on all the chocolate was gone!   !!
Who could it have been?

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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39 posted 04-02-2001 05:44 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

*looks around*  Wasn't me  

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40 posted 04-02-2001 08:21 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

We've learned from previous posts that lake is a liar.....so......watch his little hiney.....
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Dopey, come on now, you pulled that out of nowhere buddy.  I'm not a liar.  Folks, folks, stop staring at me, I didn't do it.  I swear!  It was walt.  yup yup.  walt.  

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42 posted 04-02-2001 11:41 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Well I believe him.....
but can I still watch his little hiney?  please?  
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43 posted 04-03-2001 12:01 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Are you guys behaving in here?

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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Yes, acire, but it appears walt snuck in here and stole carly's chocolate.  I think we need to form a posse and hunt him down.  I'll go in back so no one gets facinated by my hiney

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45 posted 04-03-2001 04:09 PM       View Profile for dragonpoe   Email dragonpoe   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dragonpoe

I haven't been able to kick the habit, myself, Despite how hard I have tried. Then again, the experts say that women really DO need chocolate, it's part of our chemical balance. So, I remind myself of that everytime I pop some yummy chocolate in my mouth.  

With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free..
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46 posted 04-04-2001 04:32 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Ooohhhhh no you don't lake! You stand in the front and lead the way.....we need something to entertain us while searching for walt....c'mon now! tut-tut! Hiney boy in the front!
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47 posted 04-04-2001 05:20 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Aren't you guys suppose to be giving Carly advice on how to stop her addiction for chocolates

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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48 posted 04-04-2001 05:25 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Shh acire!     Keep it down, and follow Hiney Boy!     

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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HEY! HEY! HEY! Sooo...Lakewalker...Gotta record, eh? *makes a note*  A HA!Soo..Allan, You confess that YOU were the last one with the chocolate. I'll be keepin' my eye on you, son. And I want to know more about this WALT person.

..LISTEN UP! There will be NO possum hunting on my shift, and I work ALL the shifts, ya hear? Matter of fact the only possum gonna be hunted around here is the one who done stole all the chocolate from this poor lil missy.

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

 
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