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The Perfect Employee?

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Rex Allen McCoy
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0 posted 04-14-2001 05:06 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Sure! I'll give you a reference, Bob
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Sir;

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd
numbered lines.
Sven
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1 posted 04-14-2001 06:03 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

LOL!!  I'm glad that my review didn't look like this!!!

Thanks Rex!!  

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

Rex Allen McCoy
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2 posted 04-14-2001 06:19 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

I'm sure yours was a picture, Sven ... just like your shining personality
My wife used to have to give performance reports to upper management and she laughed and rolled her eyes at this
Acies
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3 posted 04-14-2001 06:38 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

ha ha ha LOL

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

Child of the Stars
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4 posted 04-14-2001 10:22 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

  OOOhhh yep I've seen this one! Hehehe....
  

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5 posted 04-14-2001 11:23 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

hahaha this was fun
Poet deVine
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6 posted 04-14-2001 11:32 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Gee and I thought I was the perfect employee!!! Glad my name isn't Bob...


Bob deVine that is...
Fading Away
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7 posted 04-17-2001 12:07 AM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

lol!  That's cute!

subconsciously, i think i can eat so much to make my stomach hurt, instead of my heart.

Kit McCallum
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8 posted 04-17-2001 06:47 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROFL ... great one Rex, I'm printing this one out. Staff reviews are coming up shortly, LOL!  
dragonpoe
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9 posted 04-17-2001 04:44 PM       View Profile for dragonpoe   Email dragonpoe   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dragonpoe

laughinhg so hard I can't type. This was greawt!! Mind if I send it to my brother via email? Absolutely funny    

With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free..
dragonpoe

Allan Riverwood
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10 posted 04-23-2001 01:26 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

That is awesome!  I'm printing it out to show some people.  
  
mini poet
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LOL !!
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12 posted 05-14-2009 12:06 PM       View Profile for latearrival   Email latearrival   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for latearrival

Loved this one. Thanks, latearrival
Sunshine
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Loving it, loving it. And even with a great review [either with or without reading specific lines] you can get those, and still lose your position due to economic downturns.

It's all in how you look at it, that's for sure!

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