I CANNOT talk... I stutter, slip, I get sooo nervous for the most idiotic reasons...
and I am the biggest klutz I know... KLUTZ'S call me a klutz... *sigh* example:
A Day In The Life...or...The Domino Effect:
Beth attempts to grab her brush off the dresser, somehow oversteps and begins to trip, and catches herself only to stumble over the space heater -- which tears open her ankle. She grabs at the air and accidentally catches hold of the lamp cord, pulls it down, which knocks off a glass on the desk nearby, spilling the contents unto Beth who is now sitting, wet, knees over the space heater, hand in the air holding up the cord to the lamp which is now on the floor, rubbing the back of her head where the lamp had struck it.
Other occupants in the room, completely unphased, comment: "Would you like another glass of water?"
This happens oh, about every half hour (with smaller accidents every five minutes, just to keep practice).
Then there’s this thing called: Bethality… Reality, Bethality, Reality, Bethality… it’s so confusing…