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serenity blaze
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0 posted 02-23-2001 04:39 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Tell me, tell me, tell me true,
what do you do that annoys YOU?

ME? I am a blusher---
and it DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!

SO TELL ME....is it uncontrollable farting?

Looking for some insight here, folks....do tell, purty please?
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1 posted 02-23-2001 04:52 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

I am a MEGA-BLUSHER! That is my major flaw!!!
Nicole
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2 posted 02-23-2001 04:54 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

My cheeks are ruddy anyway, so everyone thinks I'm blushing when I'm not - and when I DO? HOOO BOY!

But, that's not my gripe...

Mine? I stutter.

and I'm clumsy
Nicole
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3 posted 02-23-2001 04:55 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

Did I mention that I have three eyes?
Nicole
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4 posted 02-23-2001 04:55 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

and a tail?



Alicat
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5 posted 02-23-2001 05:00 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

*yawp...she's a mutated polecat with agility of a drunken yak* Um...oh, howdy. Didn't know this mic was live......

Um...thingie that bugs me, which I do repeatedly for some sadistic reason, are the ever present, tip-of-the-tongue memory lapses which drive me absolutely mental until around 3 am, when I finally remember what it was I was trying to recall, but by then, it just doesn't matter anymore. Geeze..hit 30 and all my warranties started expiriing.....


Alicat, the Persnikitty

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Nicole
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6 posted 02-23-2001 05:02 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

Oh Ali, that was hurtful.

A drunken monkey maybe...but a yak?

*sigh*

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7 posted 02-23-2001 05:07 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Sorry about that Nic...I was gonna go with the 'you move like a drunken baboon with two broke feet' line, but I can't seem to recall the movie name.....I'll let ya know around 3 am.
Nicole
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8 posted 02-23-2001 05:13 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

Oh that's it. No birthday cake for you.

lol
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9 posted 02-23-2001 06:03 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I tend to be load even when I'm trying to whisper

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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10 posted 02-23-2001 06:55 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

I'm brutally honest......if I try to lie, good grief, I smile and laugh and totally give myself away.......it never works, that's why I don't make it a habit to lie.........

I don't know how to take a compliment very well.......they always suprise me, catch me off guard.......(that, and I don't get them very often)

I dunno, stuff like that........ SEA

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Severn
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11 posted 02-23-2001 07:54 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

See that glass of water over there? No not there...I mean the one in Tokyo - on that old ladies nightstand...

watch as K proceeds to knock it over - from the distance of 4000 miles...

heh

I spill things.
It drives me INSANE.

Just today I knocked over my juice all over the table - just by getting up from the sofa for goodness sake...I wasn't exactly NEAR it - lord knows how I managed.

Yesterday, I knocked over a glass - luckily it was empty...

This is bad - there are THREE glasses by the keyboard right now...they are all empty heh.

K does not learn lessons well.

K


...and I have found a lifetime can be lived in one moment...


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12 posted 02-23-2001 08:00 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Well...lets see..
I'm clumsy

I'm usually second guessing or underestimating myself and my intelligence.

Elizabeth Cor
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13 posted 02-23-2001 08:16 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

I CANNOT talk... I stutter, slip, I get sooo nervous for the most idiotic reasons...

and I am the biggest klutz I know... KLUTZ'S call me a klutz... *sigh* example:

A Day In The Life...or...The Domino Effect:

Beth attempts to grab her brush off the dresser, somehow oversteps and begins to trip, and catches herself only to stumble over the space heater -- which tears open her ankle. She grabs at the air and accidentally catches hold of the lamp cord, pulls it down, which knocks off a glass on the desk nearby, spilling the contents unto Beth who is now sitting, wet, knees over the space heater, hand in the air holding up the cord to the lamp which is now on the floor, rubbing the back of her head where the lamp had struck it.
Other occupants in the room, completely unphased, comment: "Would you like another glass of water?"
This happens oh, about every half hour (with smaller accidents every five minutes, just to keep practice).

Then there’s this thing called: Bethality… Reality, Bethality, Reality, Bethality… it’s so confusing…
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14 posted 02-23-2001 10:32 PM       View Profile for Swamp¤Faeryie   Email Swamp¤Faeryie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Swamp¤Faeryie

ummm...okay well recently i decided to put satin sheets on my bed,satin pillows,whole bit,it's still quite chilly here and we turn the heat down at night so i have about 3 heavy quilts on top of the satin sheets. Also,my pjs are satiny,furthermore our house was built in around 1890 the floors tilt incredibly!!(that's anther story altoether!!) So What happens at 2 am? i wake up freezing cold because ALL of the covers slide off,sometimes i even slide off...lol...but THE THING THAT DRIVES ME INSANE is that i never learn!!!!!!!!!!! i just keep trying to get them to stay,i should know by now it just doesn't work!! grrrr....
But really the list goes on and on i'm a klutz,i stumble over everything,i blush at anything,and in the summer my hair curls nasty because of humidity,and i talk in my sleep,which i'm very paranoid about..lol...


much madness is divinest sense~Emily Dickinson
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15 posted 02-23-2001 11:44 PM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

When I get nervous I mix to seem words around. Or they come out as jumbled rubbish!
Oh well, at least my friends understand me.


Dee
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16 posted 02-24-2001 01:48 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

I can't help being sexy. It's terrible, I know, but I live with it. I've tried several times, unsuccessfully, to curb it - I know what a strain it is for the women (and true, some guys) to restrain themselves. But it's just no use. *sigh* I'm doomed to be sexy.

(Thank goodness I don't have a Scottish accent - then there'd be no hope!!!)

C
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17 posted 02-24-2001 02:09 AM       View Profile for snowpants   Email snowpants   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit snowpants's Home Page   View IP for snowpants

I have obsessive compulsive disorder...no, I don't like that one...I have obsessive compulsive disorder...nah...um...I have obsessive compulsive disorder...umm....

sp


everytime I close my eyes, I see your face, I taste you on my lips...
every night I fantasize that I can feel you on my fingertips...
Nicole
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18 posted 02-24-2001 02:11 AM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

Okay Superman...don't make me talk about the shorts.

heh
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19 posted 02-24-2001 02:12 AM       View Profile for snowpants   Email snowpants   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit snowpants's Home Page   View IP for snowpants

Ya know...I totally didn't like the font on that reply...this one is straighter and more symmetrical...but...this color is much nicer...yes, um, maybe, um....AAAAHHH!!!

(think I've got a problem???? )
Elizabeth Cor
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20 posted 02-24-2001 02:18 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

It's okay, Nicole... I will.

See, Chris has these swimming shorts that WERE blue but some mean little hot tub turned them light orange. Well, out of the corner of one's eye -- or from a fairly short distance -- he looks like he's not wearing pants...
And for some reason he just loves to dance while he’s wearing these things. A man mostly clothed sans pants dancing? NOT PRETTY... especially if they dance like Chris, who looks like he’s attacking the air.
I've seen white men that can at least APPEAR to dance... but Chris won't ever seriously dance because he might look silly... instead, he goes into this whole butt-wiggle thing with his shirt tails in his hands LOL…

Now the Superman story:

I know he tries to act like he's such a stud... but Chris is SUCH a geek at heart... god... he has this flannel bath robe (I made him buy it because he kept stealing mine... though he DID look cute in the pink stripes) that he wears all the time. One day, I'm sitting on the bed reading and he just walks up, takes the ends in his hands and flares them out like a batman cape, sticking one foot in the air like he's flying... and if I could describe his FACE.... now all he has to do is look at me and stick his foot out I'll laugh for a minute straight because I'll never get that image out of my mind.


Now, if you’ll excuse me… I don’t think I’ll be living for very long, so I might as well get a head start on up to Oregon where there are people to protect me.
Elizabeth Cor
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21 posted 02-24-2001 02:30 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

Oh, yeah... and he's cute too:



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Nicole
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22 posted 02-24-2001 02:37 AM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

NEKKID BOY SHORTS!
Christopher
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23 posted 02-24-2001 02:53 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

kjehgskjnsek;jlnvrsk;jbnkjsfdbkjbdskfjhga;kjlhfkjanblkjgnbda;ljknbake;jbg.kjshfbkljbhnlkgnfsd


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serenity blaze
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24 posted 02-24-2001 03:36 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

ROFLMFAO...who knew? such a simple question...and??? HIT THE MOTHERLODE.

snowpants? I understand obsessive/compulsive behavior...but how do you explain a name like "snowpants" with such blatant anal retentiveness....

and BETH? Chris is just UNIQUE.

more people, me wants MORE.

oh...and Nicole? give Ali some damned birthday cake anyway.

love it all, good poet people....

" Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
T.S. Eliot



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