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0 posted 03-16-2001 08:30 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Okay, here's one for everyone... What is everyone's most embarrassing moment??

Mine is one day I was walking down the hallway with a bunch of my friends talking about how cute my history teacher is (he's 22, just out of college) and all of my friends kind of wandered off, and I was wondering what it was all about, so I turned around to see what was going on.... and there was my history teacher standing right behind me, looking at me and chuckling... AHHH!

--Marie


I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.


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1 posted 03-16-2001 08:35 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Simple.

Sixth grade, sex education.
I was the only one there who was learning it all for the first time. My jaw dropped, and I was in a state of shock for most of the time while the other kids just giggled at the videos.
The whole time I was thinking "Boy... nobody told me any of THIS before... "
My jaw was on the floor. And everyone noticed.
I was seriously terrified! But that's what I get for not watching enough television.
~Allan

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

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2 posted 03-16-2001 10:32 PM       View Profile for Greeneyes617   Email Greeneyes617   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Greeneyes617

This one is easy......Lets just say...softball practice....tight pants.....me as catcher.....I now have a new nickname.....RiP!
there is another time but its WAY to humiliating.....
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3 posted 03-16-2001 11:39 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Javier Agosto is too cool to have a humiliating moment!
So......erm........HA!



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ok, well I got very drunk with my cousin and my close friend......we went to a VERY popular dance place....they were just starting the late night dancing( 18 and over) and the place was pretty empty as far as I could see.....no one on the dance floor yet, and they were playing Devo's Whip it....(yes, really) being as drunk as I was,( and I was very) I thought "COOL!" and ran out there and did a fantastic drunk girl jig....then I heard laughing.....so I turned around to see three or four of my dearest GUY friends rolling around on the floor laughing at me.....I just walked off the dance floor and told my cousin and friend, we gotta go......... that has to be the most humiliating time for me......ever...... SEA
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OK, it was my freshman year in HS (OK, SO IT WAS LAST YEAR! SUE ME!), and I had it bad for this exchange student. One day, I was walking up one set of my schools' 394728 stairs when I saw him at the top, actually looking at me! I went into "flirt mode", swinging my hips and everything, and he seemded to me into it... until I tripped and fell flat on my face at his feet. To top it off, the senior english class had just been dismissed, so they all saw it, too! The seniors were nice about it, putting their arms around me and telling me about their own embarassing moments (I guess they could tell I was about to burst into tears), but my "love" just laughed! Every time he saw me after that, he pretended to trip and laughed.

I guess jerk is the same in every language...

"Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli
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6 posted 03-17-2001 12:21 AM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Love Bug~ that is so sad.... funny as hell, but sad....and yea, I think Jerk is the same everywhere....... SEA
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7 posted 03-17-2001 02:42 AM       View Profile for Paula Finn   Email Paula Finn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paula Finn

LOL OMG this is too easy...it was the sixth grade Thanksgiving play...half the class was dressed as parts of Thanksgiving dinner...the child in the play( who happened to be my very best friend) had overeaten and was having nightmares...I was the mom and came running in from stage right...the various foods were supposed to exit stage left...needless to say ONE didnt and I was tripped...went sliding across the stage...my "hubby" caught me by the foot to keep me from sliding all the way off...ripped my blouse...and umm well...lets just say I was well endowed for my age...and at this point very exposed...but the show must go on...my "hubby" put his arm around me holding my torn blouse together so we could finish the scene...needless to say that was my last stage performance...
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Whip It.....................Whip it good.....................( when I hear this, it brings on fits of giggles remembering their faces.....knowing I made a complete ass out of myself) at least I can laugh at myself SEA
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~Alright,alright,...I was at a wedding (in a dress) and got a chair pulled out from under me (by accident my ass!) as I leaned forward to grab something, and I crashed to the floor when I went to sit back down. Legs AND dress in the air. I went into the ladies room and cried. (I was miserable the rest of the night, and I don't think that I stayed very long after that because everyone I went near would say something about it to tease me. (I also don't think that I am as uptight as I was when that happened geesh). *Peace Readers.
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I once sneezed so hard at work that (imagine my surprise) I ripped what men call a Fart and some women prefer to call Fluff! And it just so happend that my boss was standing almost directly behind me!
And let me tell you, it was no fluff!
I heard it over the top of my sneeze!
Of course, we both paused, then quickly went back to work, not saying a word to eachother.
I could have died on the spot!

I do have a story that is much more embarassing, BUT, the only person with me was my three year old son.....
So for now, me thinks I'll keep it to my self for a while.

~Sheri

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left by those who got there first"


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OK...back in school I fell asleep on my desk and for some reason my tummy had a certain urge to let some gas out. It did and that time I woke up looking around me noticing than everyone was looking my way giggling

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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Seeing a friend that I hadn't seen in years and stupidly saying, "Wow I thought you knew what caused babies. When's this one due?" Yes my face was bright red when she let me know she was not PG just had gained alot of weight. Never again do I assume anyone is pregnant.
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13 posted 03-17-2001 04:14 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Oh wow! Some of these are really bad! lol... oh, and a "fluff"? Hehe! I've neve heard of that one before, but it gave me a good laugh...

--Marie

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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Suffice to say my moment involves snot, a teacher and me at 12.

That's all that is coming out (no pun intended heh).

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Common Kamla....SHARE!!!

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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16 posted 03-17-2001 04:56 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

I have one that's REALLY bad... but there's no way I could post it here LOL ... maybe in Adult.

KAAAaaamla, come on, fess up... don't you have any guts?
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nope - no guts at all and damn proud of it.

K
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~After a few moments thought and realisation I cannot keep away from a deliberate provocation - humph~


Sigh

All right

Fine

Ever heard of a 'snot-bubble'?

Neither had I until that moment one came out of my nose and clung there. Large, and green, and shiny...did I mention LARGE?

It isn't nice to have a teacher look at you with revulsion heh. You see - I just tried to ignore it...I carried bravely on speaking to this man as if there wasn't a large green shiny bubble of snot hanging off my nose. And then it popped. HAHAHAHA. OH God. His face was something to remember, truly.

I am still cringing.

K

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Severn.........that is SO funny!! It must have been horrible at the time......but so funny to read....( with you, never at you ) SEA
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Something like that Beth, something like that indeed.

Just picture me very red (see if you can do that too) and very small and very twelve.

lol

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well..i dont have like one HUGE one...

but in my math class in whichtheres a VERY attractive senior that sits right next to me..and i fell asleep one day and i drooled on my paper and the teacher called my name and my head shot up and the paper was stuck to the side of my mouth...not too attractive

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Ok ok, so I have one too. It wasn't at the time but they gots pictures, a whole roles worth, and they are in my sister's posession at this time. I am currently devising a way to neatly remove them from her collection. So anyway, here is my story.

On the night of December 23rd of the year 2000, I went to my mom's house out in the boonies for a party. Just a drinking party, of course. Well needless to say I drank a little too much, alright about five drinks too much. Anyway my sister's friend, lets call him Jim for the sake of privacy, everytime I was discussing something would tell me "Dude, you are obsessed with homosexuality." Finally I got really tired of it and well lets just say I wanted to get back at him. I had my sister paint my nails. She then brought one of her bras out with a couple of socks to "fill them in". After I put them on, she brought out this, lets just say "skimpy" night shirt, you know the see through kind. She also prettied me up with makeup and stuff. I then started hitting on Jim. And when I say hitting on him, I was really putting the moves on him, breasts in the face and everything. Needless to say I had him and everyone else present scared cept my mom. So I got back at him but like I said before there are pictures. I think I am very much in touch with my femenine side but mind you I am very much straight.

I would have to say that this is my most humiliating moment. Nuff said.


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White Wolf....you win haha
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LOL!!! That is SOO funny! I agree, you win this one!!

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