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50 posted 04-29-2001 07:48 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

...Please.
Never ever say poot again.
Poot is the pansy version of fart.
It's the stupidest word ever.
A fart is not a poot.
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51 posted 04-29-2001 09:06 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Haha, i thought Toot was the pansy version of fart  
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52 posted 04-29-2001 10:58 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

No No No... Toot is the CUTE version of fart. Little kids say toot- You can't help but smile when someone says toot. Toot is adorable.
Poot- Poot is just...Yuck.
It should be banned from all vocabulary.
From this day forward... NO ONE says poot.
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53 posted 04-30-2001 03:19 PM       View Profile for OLIAS   Email OLIAS   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for OLIAS

oops, this is obviously not philosophy 101, soorrry, wrong forum (lol)

Olias.
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54 posted 04-30-2001 07:42 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Poot!!!!!!!!
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55 posted 04-30-2001 09:29 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

You broke the law!
Law B59W - AKA Poot law... CLEARY states ANYONE using the word "poot" will be forever labeled...*Dum Dum Dum* a "GEEK!" You will have to wear a shirt that says- "Hello- My name is GEEK!"
When you go out to eat you'll have to say "Reservations for GEEK please."
And so on and so forth- You get the picture!

I hope it was worth it....GEEK!
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56 posted 05-01-2001 08:27 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*looks at his nifty new shirt that says "GEEK!"*

*decides to take a black marker and draw an arrow*

GEEK! ---->

*stands next to Spice*

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57 posted 05-01-2001 10:10 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

HaHaHaHa
Well aren't we the comedian?
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58 posted 05-02-2001 02:08 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Only sometimes Spice  
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59 posted 05-03-2001 07:53 PM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

hahahahaaa...poot!...poots are nicer then the silent-but-deadly one i have to say..hehehe..
but anyways my most humiliating moment.........ahhh...it's too embarrassing to write down..let's just say it invovled:
  • a beach

  • yellow bikini

  • a bunch of friends-girls and guys
  • big red stains
  • "Life is not long and boring,
    it's short and compelling." -Javier Agosto-

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    60 posted 05-03-2001 08:55 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

    Poots@Dopey

    "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
    So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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    61 posted 05-03-2001 09:36 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

    Ok- Thats not humiliating- thats just gross Cherish! haha
    Yellow Bikini you say?
    Ya know- I had one of those before...an orange one too....and as SOON as I got in the dang water..I might as well have been naked!...the bathing suit was see through...and I had no clue!

    And Hey people!
    QUIT W/ THE POOTS! AH! I HATE THAT WORD!

    Oh! Humiliating story- Not mine...but something that happened to a friend today. HaHa.
    We were sitting at lunch in the cafeteria and we were all complaining about be cold...so we made our youngest friend do the forbidden and turn the air off- On her way back to the table,my friend slipped on a piece of ice ( she is REALLY tall and skinny and clumsy because of this) ANYWAY! She slips on a piece of ice and goes skating RIGHT to her sit but hits ANOTHER friend making her pour tea ALL OVER her food and self. By now EVERYONE was looking....Everyone was silent.. and everyone was half way grinnng...trying to hold in laughter to make sure she was okay first....And then they heard her aughing....and us laughing...Soon EVERYONE was laughing...the roars of laughter just got louder and louder...and everyone was pointing and laughing etc etc... COMPLETELY humiliating for her. Sad thing was- she really hurt her elbow- but was afraid to cry because she didn't want to be made fun of.
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    62 posted 05-04-2001 06:44 AM       View Profile for Jenn Cirrincione   Email Jenn Cirrincione   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jenn Cirrincione

    When I was around 14 I ran was walking backwards while leaving school, and I was talking to a friend... so I finally stopped talking, thus stopped moving, and I turned around to walk straight... then I banged my head straight into one of those big metal poles...like 5 people saw, it sucked.

    "I've come too close to happiness, to have it swept away,don't think I can take the pain, never fall again..." Janet

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    63 posted 05-04-2001 09:03 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

    Cherish....one word....EW

    Spice....two words.....Poor girl

    And me.....3 words....you damn sexy  
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    64 posted 05-04-2001 04:29 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

    Oh the arrogance is getting deep- Someone get my floaties!
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    65 posted 05-05-2001 01:08 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

    *gets the geek some floaties*
    Yep....floaties....that proves it all  
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    66 posted 05-05-2001 01:24 AM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

    *Stares at Dopey_Dope blankly....*

    ANYWAY
    Back to the topic.
    Humiliating stories. I'm always willing to share my life traumas...
    A good few years ago...a friend of mine noticed a hair on my arm that seemed longer than all the other arm hair.....Turned out- I had an abnormally long arm hair-like seriously long! And ever since, I was dubbed " Harriet"............how charming.......
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    67 posted 05-06-2001 12:26 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

    *smiles at Spice* I got you stumped in both of our little battles hehe...

    Well embarrassing....erm.....
    I'm not one to get embarrassed that often...My attitude towards things are usually nonchalant....but.....i remember my friend who was 18 and i was 14 at the time....yea he lifted me up to the hoop so i could dunk a basketball....and i hung on the rim......then he pulled down my pants and all these girls saw  me in my underwear....
    I hung there for about 3 seconds and let go....then pulled my pants up slowly and smiled at the girls and walked out....i was beet red....geesh!

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    68 posted 05-06-2001 02:02 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

    Whaaa?? I missed it...

    "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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    69 posted 05-06-2001 10:02 PM       View Profile for Blaec   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Blaec

    Most embarrasing moment... I was a sophmore in high school.  I was standing next to a friend helping her with her work.  I turned to go back to my seat.  When I did she reached out to stop me.  She grabbed the front of my skirt which snapped all the way down and she accidentally wripped it off.  My skirt went flying through the air and landed on the guys desk that I had a crush on.  So there I am stand in the middle of the classroom in my panties (thongs).  I was totally in shock.  I stood there for a about 10 seconds (it seemed like hours) and then I ran behind the teachers desk.  I was humiliated!
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    70 posted 06-09-2001 12:09 AM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

    A couple days ago I went to Montgomery for an FFA convention with a few other classmates. ( Club members) anyway- We were staying at this really nice hotel that was packed full with other FFA members from across the state. WELL- My wonderful teacher/Advisor decided he'd be the darling he always is and stole my Teddy Bear ( NO ONE touches the bear!) and goes racing to the elevator, down to the lobby, and into the indoor pool room. I follow in my P.J.'s trying to get it back...Didn't work...He throws it to Matt in the pool...Matt throws in to Paul..and back and forth... I'm standing at the edge begging for it back...when all the sudden I get a foot kicking me into the pool... FULLY clothed in front of all these kids from other schools...WHICH WAS FINE... *BUT* The T-Shirt I was wearing goes up over my head! HORRIBLE! It seems like it iook me FOREVER to get it down.
    Free Show at the pool area!
    Too ADD to the story...I was wearing the ONLY pair of white panties I own...And the outfit I was going to wear that night REQUIRED white panties...All I had was Tangerine, Sparkly purple, and the "Happy Girl" underware...SOOOooo- I had to go completely commando... Angel Roger and Matt decided they wanted to peg someone with the splash ball...and of all people they hit ME... and of all places they hit my butt.... Making a HUGE wet round spot.... making my pants completely see though...Having to walk from the lobby ALL THE WAY back to the 8th floor with my tooshie fully exposed practically......then I had to stand in the bathroom for 10 minutes drying my "arse" with a hairdryer... while fighting people off from taking pictures.
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    71 posted 06-09-2001 03:39 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

    Spice.....*points and laughs*
    I mean......poor you.

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    72 posted 06-09-2001 11:03 PM       View Profile for catalinamoon   Email catalinamoon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit catalinamoon's Home Page   View IP for catalinamoon

    Dancing at a wedding, way too many Black Russians, fell right on my butt in the middle of a group girl dance with the bride and bridesmaids.
    Fell down the stairs in high school, in front of the guy I was trying to impress.
    Fell when someone at work pulled a chair out to get by at the same time I went to sit down.
    Notice a pattern here..
     
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