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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia 
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Okay, here's one for everyone... What is everyone's most embarrassing moment?? Mine is one day I was walking down the hallway with a bunch of my friends talking about how cute my history teacher is (he's 22, just out of college) and all of my friends kind of wandered off, and I was wondering what it was all about, so I turned around to see what was going on.... and there was my history teacher standing right behind me, looking at me and chuckling... AHHH! --Marie I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. [This message has been edited by Fading Away (edited 03-17-2001).] |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Simple. Sixth grade, sex education.  I was the only one there who was learning it all for the first time. My jaw dropped, and I was in a state of shock for most of the time while the other kids just giggled at the videos. The whole time I was thinking "Boy... nobody told me any of THIS before...  "My jaw was on the floor. And everyone noticed. I was seriously terrified! But that's what I get for not watching enough television. ~Allan If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort |
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Greeneyes617 Member
since 2000-11-22
Posts 329Arkansas |
This one is easy......Lets just say...softball practice....tight pants.....me as catcher.....I now have a new nickname.....RiP!   there is another time but its WAY to humiliating..... |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Javier Agosto is too cool to have a humiliating moment! So......erm........HA!  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ok, well I got very drunk with my cousin and my close friend......we went to a VERY popular dance place....they were just starting the late night dancing( 18 and over) and the place was pretty empty as far as I could see.....no one on the dance floor yet, and they were playing Devo's Whip it....(yes, really) being as drunk as I was,( and I was very) I thought "COOL!" and ran out there and did a fantastic drunk girl jig....then I heard laughing.....so I turned around to see three or four of my dearest GUY friends rolling around on the floor laughing at me.....I just walked off the dance floor and told my cousin and friend, we gotta go......... that has to be the most humiliating time for me......ever...... SEA |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
OK, it was my freshman year in HS (OK, SO IT WAS LAST YEAR! SUE ME!), and I had it bad for this exchange student. One day, I was walking up one set of my schools' 394728 stairs when I saw him at the top, actually looking at me! I went into "flirt mode", swinging my hips and everything, and he seemded to me into it... until I tripped and fell flat on my face at his feet. To top it off, the senior english class had just been dismissed, so they all saw it, too! The seniors were nice about it, putting their arms around me and telling me about their own embarassing moments (I guess they could tell I was about to burst into tears), but my "love" just laughed! Every time he saw me after that, he pretended to trip and laughed. I guess jerk is the same in every language... "Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Love Bug~ that is so sad.... funny as hell, but sad....and yea, I think Jerk is the same everywhere....... SEA |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LOL OMG this is too easy...it was the sixth grade Thanksgiving play...half the class was dressed as parts of Thanksgiving dinner...the child in the play( who happened to be my very best friend) had overeaten and was having nightmares...I was the mom and came running in from stage right...the various foods were supposed to exit stage left...needless to say ONE didnt and I was tripped...went sliding across the stage...my "hubby" caught me by the foot to keep me from sliding all the way off...ripped my blouse...and umm well...lets just say I was well endowed for my age...and at this point very exposed...but the show must go on...my "hubby" put his arm around me holding my torn blouse together so we could finish the scene...needless to say that was my last stage performance... |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Whip It.....................Whip it good.....................( when I hear this, it brings on fits of giggles remembering their faces.....knowing I made a complete ass out of myself) at least I can laugh at myself SEA |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Alright,alright,...I was at a wedding (in a dress) and got a chair pulled out from under me (by accident my ass!) as I leaned forward to grab something, and I crashed to the floor when I went to sit back down. Legs AND dress in the air. I went into the ladies room and cried.  (I was miserable the rest of the night, and I don't think that I stayed very long after that because everyone I went near would say something about it to tease me. (I also don't think that I am as uptight as I was when that happened geesh). *Peace Readers. |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
I once sneezed so hard at work that (imagine my surprise) I ripped what men call a Fart and some women prefer to call Fluff! And it just so happend that my boss was standing almost directly behind me!  And let me tell you, it was no fluff!  I heard it over the top of my sneeze! Of course, we both paused, then quickly went back to work, not saying a word to eachother. I could have died on the spot!  I do have a story that is much more embarassing, BUT, the only person with me was my three year old son..... So for now, me thinks I'll keep it to my self for a while. ~Sheri |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
OK...back in school I fell asleep on my desk and for some reason my tummy had a certain urge to let some gas out. It did and that time I woke up looking around me noticing than everyone was looking my way giggling  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Seeing a friend that I hadn't seen in years and stupidly saying, "Wow I thought you knew what caused babies. When's this one due?" Yes my face was bright red when she let me know she was not PG just had gained alot of weight. Never again do I assume anyone is pregnant. |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Oh wow! Some of these are really bad! lol... oh, and a "fluff"? Hehe! I've neve heard of that one before, but it gave me a good laugh... --Marie I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Suffice to say my moment involves snot, a teacher and me at 12. That's all that is coming out (no pun intended heh). |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Common Kamla....SHARE!!!  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
I have one that's REALLY bad... but there's no way I could post it here LOL ... maybe in Adult. KAAAaaamla, come on, fess up... don't you have any guts? |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
nope - no guts at all and damn proud of it.  K |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
~After a few moments thought and realisation I cannot keep away from a deliberate provocation - humph~ Sigh All right Fine Ever heard of a 'snot-bubble'? Neither had I until that moment one came out of my nose and clung there. Large, and green, and shiny...did I mention LARGE? It isn't nice to have a teacher look at you with revulsion heh. You see - I just tried to ignore it...I carried bravely on speaking to this man as if there wasn't a large green shiny bubble of snot hanging off my nose. And then it popped. HAHAHAHA. OH God. His face was something to remember, truly. I am still cringing. K |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Severn.........that is SO funny!! It must have been horrible at the time......but so funny to read....( with you, never at you ) SEA |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Something like that Beth, something like that indeed. Just picture me very red (see if you can do that too) and very small and very twelve. lol [This message has been edited by Severn (edited 03-17-2001).] |
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DancinQueen
since 2000-07-29
Posts 1092Kokomo,IN,USA |
well..i dont have like one HUGE one... but in my math class in whichtheres a VERY attractive senior that sits right next to me..and i fell asleep one day and i drooled on my paper and the teacher called my name and my head shot up and the paper was stuck to the side of my mouth...not too attractive ¤Sometimes the hardest thing to get over, is something you never really had¤ |
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White Wolf Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 371Somewhere in the vast wasteland |
Ok ok, so I have one too. It wasn't at the time but they gots pictures, a whole roles worth, and they are in my sister's posession at this time. I am currently devising a way to neatly remove them from her collection. So anyway, here is my story. On the night of December 23rd of the year 2000, I went to my mom's house out in the boonies for a party. Just a drinking party, of course. Well needless to say I drank a little too much, alright about five drinks too much. Anyway my sister's friend, lets call him Jim for the sake of privacy, everytime I was discussing something would tell me "Dude, you are obsessed with homosexuality." Finally I got really tired of it and well lets just say I wanted to get back at him. I had my sister paint my nails. She then brought one of her bras out with a couple of socks to "fill them in". After I put them on, she brought out this, lets just say "skimpy" night shirt, you know the see through kind. She also prettied me up with makeup and stuff. I then started hitting on Jim. And when I say hitting on him, I was really putting the moves on him, breasts in the face and everything. Needless to say I had him and everyone else present scared cept my mom. So I got back at him but like I said before there are pictures. I think I am very much in touch with my femenine side but mind you I am very much straight. I would have to say that this is my most humiliating moment. Nuff said. The White Wolf |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
White Wolf....you win haha |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
LOL!!! That is SOO funny! I agree, you win this one!! [This message has been edited by Fading Away (edited 03-19-2001).] |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
lol more please"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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White Wolf Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 371Somewhere in the vast wasteland |
Hey, when I do something I do it right. That includes humiliating myself. lol |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
LMAO@White Wolf! Well I haven't been through many embarrassing moments in my life......I'd like to keep it that way too! Ok...so this one is a doozy......this stays between you, me and all the other 5,000 plus members...mkay?!?! OK! When I was 5 years old and lived in Santo Domingo (Domican Republic) I had a body guard, a huge house, maids, drivers, the works! Anyhow, I was playing in my neighbors yard and NATURE CALLED. My hands covered my butt hole and I ran like a bat out of hell to get to my house as quickly as possible. My body guard stood at the front gate and I ran by him, ran up the gravel drive way, turned to the right around a bend and got to my door. "Thank God!" I thought, and as I turned the handle I realized IT WAS LOCKED! At that moment all my hope of getting to a toilet was crushed and I let loose. Since I didn't wear any underwear the terd skidded down my leg slowly until I flicked it all off into a nice little pile. In the distance I heard gravel crunching and knew it was my bodyguard. I ran and hid behind a tree and there he was.......starring at my brown masterpiece for a good 15 seconds. I could see him all confused. He turned around, and left. Remember! You swore to secrecy!!!! |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
LOL@Dopes no humiliating moments ha "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Haha.. Dopes! That's funny! Everyone keep em coming!! I want to hear more I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
another one eh, that isn't hard for me......... I called my then boyfriend, now husband at work ......I was all lovey dovey saying some really personal things, then the guy goes, this isn't Jon, ( he answered "Jon's desk", I didn't catch that it wasn't Jon) I just said, ok,ummm tell him Susan called.....I hung up and died......Jon called me back a bit later laughing his butt off!! It was NOT funny! Ok well, it's funny now SEA |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I did the same thing too Sea My luck was this girl's(im not gonna mention names) mom sounds exactly the same as her on the phone  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
LOL! That must have been terrible! My husband used to call me and say " here kitty kitty kitty" ( private joke) and he called one time and left a message on my parents answering machine and did that here kitty thing with a bunch of meowing.....it was SO cute, but my parents wanted in on the joke.....they laughed even harder when they found out!! ( he always says I'm like a cat in heat........shhhh, I didn't tell you that!) SEA |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
LOL @ SEA!! *Applauds for bravery of sharing* lol! That is too funny! I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Being able to walk around inside a house that was on fire (mostly in the attic) and winding up having to carry the belongings outside before they went up with the rest of the house (also very frustrating) .. Reason: 4 false ceilings>> that's right 4 of them.. and 2 complete and separate roofs..... not a good day..lol Jamie |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Jamie- sounds more dangerous than humiliating!! WOAH! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Jpooh - tell me HOW that is humiliating please??? Come on.... Honestly...  Hey - I'm sure I could find something humileeateeng bout you to tell... heh Tigger |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
How is it humiliating???-- There was no fire BELOW the ceiling when I got there....they had to drag me kicking and screaming out of it before the roof collapsed into the house... well.. to me it is humiliating that I failed to save it... but hey-- I found out later that the artwork I carried out was worth over a $100,000 in all.. so not all bad... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
You fire people are freaks heh. Pitiful dear - absolutely pitiful... ~wicked grin~ Hey - console yourself and remember that time you found that guy after two days when the others looked for two weeks - I can imagine they were all fairly humilated after that right? K |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Wait...Wait! Picture this, a fancy suite in a hotel in Italy on my honeymoon...my husband decided to go for a walk while I had a bubble bath. I opened the patio doors,, got into this luxurious tub, big enough for an army with taps of a golden color; the handle knobs are wings and the tap is a swan's head. Well I have bubbles up to the top of the tub, and for some unGodly reason I decided to stick my big toe into the mouth of the swan tap. YUP...it got stuck...the harder I tried to get it out, the worse it got. Over a half an hour went by I am sure and no one came, finally I started screaming, and a housekeeper came, she got the maintenance man to come, so there I was freezing and only two towels covering me, with some Italian trying to get my toe out of the tap. No way, it wasn't going to happen! My husband shows up shortly after and said let's get the Fire Dept. (well of course, let's invite all of Italy). Soon the hotel plumber joins and then two firemen show up, and they have to remove the tap from the wall, and cut the thing off with a miniature electric saw. I am still in this tub to this point now remember with a shirt on the color of my face (red). After 2 and 1/2 hours, off comes the swan; I got out of that tub, and my husband starts killing himself laughing! I stayed married to that one for only 2 years I didn't really like his sense of humor!!! ~*~A poet is someone who reads more than they write ~*~ |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I'm sorry Mys, but I'd be laughing too "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Aww, Mys... that is too funny! This is so great, my thread's a hit! Who else has some more moments to share? I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am. |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
I find moments like these funny so they don't humiliate me, therefore I have nothing to share Dopey, that's nasty. Nasty."Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ok, another moment of humiliation for me, ( this is too easy) My then boyfriend, now husband and I went for a hike that just kills to this amazing place with waterfalls and a pond and well, it's so beautiful, and seems like you are the only people in the world up there....and it gets friggin hot in the summer....so we were fishing this pond, and I'm dying. He took his shirt off and was cool. I'm in shorts and a t-shirt roasting. So he says take your shirt off and chill, no one is up here. Ok, so I did. Well, about 10 minutes later this group of about 15-20 elderly folks come walking by.....and there I stand......in my bra and shorts.......fishing......I just pretend it's fine and try to ignore them......Jon is being cool about it.....then two men come up and want to know how the fish are biting......but they are asking my boobs.......not me.......I just stood there and died.....Jon answered them nicely and they rejoined their group.....As soon as they left we started laughing and I grabbed my shirt and put it back on......I will never do that again...... SEA |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
Ok, my former profession was as an OR Tech. In the ladies locker room, they always ran out of my size scrubs (XS), and there was no way for me to wear larger ones unless they were pinned everywhere. So I come in one day, and no XS. I'm pissed, frantic--no supply cart with more XS has come yet. I have to get to work...what to do?! I decided to sneak into the men's locker room and steal a set of their XS scrubs. I go knock on their door...no one yells. I slink in...look around...coast is clear (so I thought). I find the cabinet and start looking through to find my size, thinking it would be organized and I'd be in and out--no problem. Everything was just thrown in this cabinet, so I had to dig through to find what I needed. After minutes of searching, I pull out what I need, and am about to make a clean get away. As I am about to leave, two men appear. One from the showers--in birthday suit--another from the entrance way. Trapped and busted! I was so embarrassed, I said excuse me and hussled out. Evidently word got around the OR, and I was the topic of everyone's jokes that week. Let's just say that I never did that again. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hey Lake......yer a meanie  |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
This topic requires 2 stories from me. Story 1. I was dancing in, what apparently was, a low cut dress. And as I was bending forward with a friend of mine my ( To put it elegantly) breast fell out of my dress....in front of EVERYONE. Teachers, Parents, Friends, Family... Total Humiliation....and *I* Had no idea it happened till someone told me to fix myself. Story 2 Another angel friend of mine was complaining of his ears hurting. They felt like they were blocked or something. Me, being the genius I am, told him to pinch his nose shut -close his mouth- and try blowing through his nose so it would pop his ears... ( PLease keep in mind I had EVERYONE's attention in the room at this point) SOOoo- I demonstrated...and I apparently blew too hard because has soon as I took a breath and gave the puff to my nose... My toosh gave it's own puff. Yes thats right- I farted.Yet again- With many witnesses. Another totally embarrassing thing. farting is one thing... Doing it while demonstarting someone how to pop their ears is another. Just picture it. Me- Standing with one had pinching my nose- the other on my hip...my mouth shut but my cheeks poked out with hair...eyes squinched shut...and RRRUuuuuMMmmpppp. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hahahahahahaha Spice, that is utterly hilarious......hahahaha I didn't know a fart sounding like "rump" hmmmm.......oh well. Anyway.....hahaha |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Well how else would you describe the noise of a fart in one word? It's a Rump. That's what it sounds like. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Why not POOT? POOT! it could be a poot sound |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
...Please. Never ever say poot again. Poot is the pansy version of fart. It's the stupidest word ever. A fart is not a poot. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Haha, i thought Toot was the pansy version of fart |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
No No No... Toot is the CUTE version of fart. Little kids say toot- You can't help but smile when someone says toot. Toot is adorable. Poot- Poot is just...Yuck. It should be banned from all vocabulary. From this day forward... NO ONE says poot. |
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OLIAS Senior Member
since 2000-06-20
Posts 1090Pearl city Iowa |
oops, this is obviously not philosophy 101, soorrry, wrong forum (lol) Olias. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Poot!!!!!!!! |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
You broke the law! Law B59W - AKA Poot law... CLEARY states ANYONE using the word "poot" will be forever labeled...*Dum Dum Dum* a "GEEK!" You will have to wear a shirt that says- "Hello- My name is GEEK!" When you go out to eat you'll have to say "Reservations for GEEK please." And so on and so forth- You get the picture! I hope it was worth it....GEEK! |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*looks at his nifty new shirt that says "GEEK!"* *decides to take a black marker and draw an arrow* GEEK! ----> *stands next to Spice* |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
HaHaHaHa Well aren't we the comedian? |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Only sometimes Spice |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
hahahahaaa......poots are nicer then the silent-but-deadly one i have to say..hehehe.. but anyways my most humiliating moment.........ahhh...it's too embarrassing to write down..let's just say it invovled: "Life is not long and boring, |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Poots@Dopey "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Ok- Thats not humiliating- thats just gross Cherish! haha Yellow Bikini you say? Ya know- I had one of those before...an orange one too....and as SOON as I got in the dang water..I might as well have been naked!...the bathing suit was see through...and I had no clue! And Hey people! QUIT W/ THE POOTS! AH! I HATE THAT WORD! Oh! Humiliating story- Not mine...but something that happened to a friend today. HaHa. We were sitting at lunch in the cafeteria and we were all complaining about be cold...so we made our youngest friend do the forbidden and turn the air off- On her way back to the table,my friend slipped on a piece of ice ( she is REALLY tall and skinny and clumsy because of this) ANYWAY! She slips on a piece of ice and goes skating RIGHT to her sit but hits ANOTHER friend making her pour tea ALL OVER her food and self. By now EVERYONE was looking....Everyone was silent.. and everyone was half way grinnng...trying to hold in laughter to make sure she was okay first....And then they heard her aughing....and us laughing...Soon EVERYONE was laughing...the roars of laughter just got louder and louder...and everyone was pointing and laughing etc etc... COMPLETELY humiliating for her. Sad thing was- she really hurt her elbow- but was afraid to cry because she didn't want to be made fun of. |
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Jenn Cirrincione
since 2000-07-02
Posts 2107Fl |
When I was around 14 I ran was walking backwards while leaving school, and I was talking to a friend... so I finally stopped talking, thus stopped moving, and I turned around to walk straight... then I banged my head straight into one of those big metal poles...like 5 people saw, it sucked. "I've come too close to happiness, to have it swept away,don't think I can take the pain, never fall again..." Janet |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Cherish....one word....EW Spice....two words.....Poor girl And me.....3 words....you damn sexy |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Oh the arrogance is getting deep- Someone get my floaties! |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*gets the geek some floaties* Yep....floaties....that proves it all |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
*Stares at Dopey_Dope blankly....* ANYWAY Back to the topic. Humiliating stories. I'm always willing to share my life traumas... A good few years ago...a friend of mine noticed a hair on my arm that seemed longer than all the other arm hair.....Turned out- I had an abnormally long arm hair-like seriously long! And ever since, I was dubbed " Harriet"............how charming....... |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*smiles at Spice* I got you stumped in both of our little battles hehe... Well embarrassing....erm..... I'm not one to get embarrassed that often...My attitude towards things are usually nonchalant....but.....i remember my friend who was 18 and i was 14 at the time....yea he lifted me up to the hoop so i could dunk a basketball....and i hung on the rim......then he pulled down my pants and all these girls saw me in my underwear.... I hung there for about 3 seconds and let go....then pulled my pants up slowly and smiled at the girls and walked out....i was beet red....geesh! |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
Whaaa?? I missed it... "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Blaec Member
since 2001-04-23
Posts 130The Sunshine State |
Most embarrasing moment... I was a sophmore in high school. I was standing next to a friend helping her with her work. I turned to go back to my seat. When I did she reached out to stop me. She grabbed the front of my skirt which snapped all the way down and she accidentally wripped it off. My skirt went flying through the air and landed on the guys desk that I had a crush on. So there I am stand in the middle of the classroom in my panties (thongs). I was totally in shock. I stood there for a about 10 seconds (it seemed like hours) and then I ran behind the teachers desk. I was humiliated! |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
A couple days ago I went to Montgomery for an FFA convention with a few other classmates. ( Club members) anyway- We were staying at this really nice hotel that was packed full with other FFA members from across the state. WELL- My wonderful teacher/Advisor decided he'd be the darling he always is and stole my Teddy Bear ( NO ONE touches the bear!) and goes racing to the elevator, down to the lobby, and into the indoor pool room. I follow in my P.J.'s trying to get it back...Didn't work...He throws it to Matt in the pool...Matt throws in to Paul..and back and forth... I'm standing at the edge begging for it back...when all the sudden I get a foot kicking me into the pool... FULLY clothed in front of all these kids from other schools...WHICH WAS FINE... *BUT* The T-Shirt I was wearing goes up over my head! HORRIBLE! It seems like it iook me FOREVER to get it down. Free Show at the pool area! Too ADD to the story...I was wearing the ONLY pair of white panties I own...And the outfit I was going to wear that night REQUIRED white panties...All I had was Tangerine, Sparkly purple, and the "Happy Girl" underware...SOOOooo- I had to go completely commando... Angel Roger and Matt decided they wanted to peg someone with the splash ball...and of all people they hit ME... and of all places they hit my butt.... Making a HUGE wet round spot.... making my pants completely see though...Having to walk from the lobby ALL THE WAY back to the 8th floor with my tooshie fully exposed practically......then I had to stand in the bathroom for 10 minutes drying my "arse" with a hairdryer... while fighting people off from taking pictures. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Spice.....*points and laughs* I mean......poor you. |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Dancing at a wedding, way too many Black Russians, fell right on my butt in the middle of a group girl dance with the bride and bridesmaids. Fell down the stairs in high school, in front of the guy I was trying to impress. Fell when someone at work pulled a chair out to get by at the same time I went to sit down. Notice a pattern here.. |
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