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25 posted 03-19-2001 05:32 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

lol more please

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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26 posted 03-20-2001 05:13 AM       View Profile for White Wolf   Email White Wolf   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for White Wolf

Hey, when I do something I do it right. That includes humiliating myself. lol
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27 posted 03-20-2001 01:14 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

LMAO@White Wolf!

Well I haven't been through many embarrassing moments in my life......I'd like to keep it that way too! Ok...so this one is a doozy......this stays between you, me and all the other 5,000 plus members...mkay?!?! OK!

When I was 5 years old and lived in Santo Domingo (Domican Republic) I had a body guard, a huge house, maids, drivers, the works! Anyhow, I was playing in my neighbors yard and NATURE CALLED. My hands covered my butt hole and I ran like a bat out of hell to get to my house as quickly as possible. My body guard stood at the front gate and I ran by him, ran up the gravel drive way, turned to the right around a bend and got to my door. "Thank God!" I thought, and as I turned the handle I realized IT WAS LOCKED! At that moment all my hope of getting to a toilet was crushed and I let loose. Since I didn't wear any underwear the terd skidded down my leg slowly until I flicked it all off into a nice little pile.
In the distance I heard gravel crunching and knew it was my bodyguard. I ran and hid behind a tree and there he was.......starring at my brown masterpiece for a good 15 seconds. I could see him all confused. He turned around, and left.


Remember! You swore to secrecy!!!!
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28 posted 03-20-2001 01:28 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

LOL@Dopes

no humiliating moments ha

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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29 posted 03-20-2001 01:46 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Haha.. Dopes! That's funny! Everyone keep em coming!! I want to hear more

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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30 posted 03-20-2001 06:02 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

another one eh, that isn't hard for me.........

I called my then boyfriend, now husband at work ......I was all lovey dovey saying some really personal things, then the guy goes, this isn't Jon, ( he answered "Jon's desk", I didn't catch that it wasn't Jon) I just said, ok,ummm tell him Susan called.....I hung up and died......Jon called me back a bit later laughing his butt off!! It was NOT funny! Ok well, it's funny now SEA
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31 posted 03-20-2001 07:04 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I did the same thing too Sea
My luck was this girl's(im not gonna mention names) mom sounds exactly the same as her on the phone

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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32 posted 03-20-2001 07:13 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

LOL! That must have been terrible! My husband used to call me and say " here kitty kitty kitty" ( private joke) and he called one time and left a message on my parents answering machine and did that here kitty thing with a bunch of meowing.....it was SO cute, but my parents wanted in on the joke.....they laughed even harder when they found out!! ( he always says I'm like a cat in heat........shhhh, I didn't tell you that!) SEA
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33 posted 03-20-2001 08:16 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

LOL @ SEA!! *Applauds for bravery of sharing* lol! That is too funny!

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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34 posted 03-20-2001 09:07 PM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

Being able to walk around inside a house that was on fire (mostly in the attic) and winding up having to carry the belongings outside before they went up with the rest of the house (also very frustrating) .. Reason: 4 false ceilings>> that's right 4 of them.. and 2 complete and separate roofs..... not a good day..lol

Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".

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35 posted 03-20-2001 11:19 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Jamie- sounds more dangerous than humiliating!! WOAH!

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36 posted 03-21-2001 01:14 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Jpooh - tell me HOW that is humiliating please??? Come on....

Honestly...

Hey - I'm sure I could find something humileeateeng bout you to tell... heh

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How is it humiliating???-- There was no fire BELOW the ceiling when I got there....they had to drag me kicking and screaming out of it before the roof collapsed into the house... well.. to me it is humiliating that I failed to save it... but hey-- I found out later that the artwork I carried out was worth over a $100,000 in all.. so not all bad...
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38 posted 03-22-2001 01:00 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

You fire people are freaks heh.

Pitiful dear - absolutely pitiful...

~wicked grin~

Hey - console yourself and remember that time you found that guy after two days when the others looked for two weeks - I can imagine they were all fairly humilated after that right?

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39 posted 03-22-2001 02:35 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Wait...Wait! Picture this, a fancy suite in a hotel in Italy on my honeymoon...my husband decided to go for a walk while I had a bubble bath. I opened the patio doors,, got into this luxurious tub, big enough for an army with taps of a golden color; the handle knobs are wings and the tap is a swan's head. Well I have bubbles up to the top of the tub, and for some unGodly reason I decided to stick my big toe into the mouth of the swan tap. YUP...it got stuck...the harder I tried to get it out, the worse it got. Over a half an hour went by I am sure and no one came, finally I started screaming, and a housekeeper came, she got the maintenance man to come, so there I was freezing and only two towels covering me, with some Italian trying to get my toe out of the tap. No way, it wasn't going to happen! My husband shows up shortly after and said let's get the Fire Dept. (well of course, let's invite all of Italy). Soon the hotel plumber joins and then two firemen show up, and they have to remove the tap from the wall, and cut the thing off with a miniature electric saw. I am still in this tub to this point now remember with a shirt on the color of my face (red). After 2 and 1/2 hours, off comes the swan; I got out of that tub, and my husband starts killing himself laughing! I stayed married to that one for only 2 years I didn't really like his sense of humor!!!

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I'm sorry Mys, but I'd be laughing too

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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41 posted 03-22-2001 01:18 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Aww, Mys... that is too funny!
This is so great, my thread's a hit!
Who else has some more moments to share?

I never thought that you would ever be the one to let me down. I guess that just goes to show how wrong I always am.

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42 posted 03-22-2001 06:13 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

I find moments like these funny so they don't humiliate me, therefore I have nothing to share Dopey, that's nasty. Nasty.

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"
"Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it."
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43 posted 03-22-2001 07:29 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

ok, another moment of humiliation for me, ( this is too easy) My then boyfriend, now husband and I went for a hike that just kills to this amazing place with waterfalls and a pond and well, it's so beautiful, and seems like you are the only people in the world up there....and it gets friggin hot in the summer....so we were fishing this pond, and I'm dying. He took his shirt off and was cool. I'm in shorts and a t-shirt roasting. So he says take your shirt off and chill, no one is up here. Ok, so I did. Well, about 10 minutes later this group of about 15-20 elderly folks come walking by.....and there I stand......in my bra and shorts.......fishing......I just pretend it's fine and try to ignore them......Jon is being cool about it.....then two men come up and want to know how the fish are biting......but they are asking my boobs.......not me.......I just stood there and died.....Jon answered them nicely and they rejoined their group.....As soon as they left we started laughing and I grabbed my shirt and put it back on......I will never do that again...... SEA
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Ok, my former profession was as an OR Tech.
In the ladies locker room, they always ran out of my size scrubs (XS), and there was no way for me to wear larger ones unless they were pinned everywhere. So I come in one day, and no XS. I'm pissed, frantic--no supply cart with more XS has come yet. I have to get to work...what to do?! I decided to sneak into the men's locker room and steal a set of their XS scrubs. I go knock on their door...no one yells. I slink in...look around...coast is clear (so I thought). I find the cabinet and start looking through to find my size, thinking it would be organized and I'd be in and out--no problem. Everything was just thrown in this cabinet, so I had to dig through to find what I needed. After minutes of searching, I pull out what I need, and am about to make a clean get away. As I am about to leave, two men appear. One from the showers--in birthday suit--another from the entrance way. Trapped and busted! I was so embarrassed, I said excuse me and hussled out. Evidently word got around the OR, and I was the topic of everyone's jokes that week. Let's just say that I never did that again.
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45 posted 03-23-2001 03:26 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Hey Lake......yer a meanie
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46 posted 04-26-2001 11:55 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

This topic requires 2 stories from me.

Story 1.
   I was dancing in, what apparently was, a low cut dress. And as I was bending forward with a friend of mine my ( To put it elegantly) breast fell out of my dress....in front of EVERYONE. Teachers, Parents, Friends, Family... Total Humiliation....and *I* Had no idea it happened till someone told me to fix myself.

Story 2
    Another angel friend of mine was complaining of his ears hurting. They felt like they were blocked or something. Me, being the genius I am, told him to pinch  his nose shut -close his mouth- and try blowing through his nose so it would pop his ears... ( PLease keep in mind I had EVERYONE's attention in the room at this point) SOOoo- I demonstrated...and I apparently blew too hard because has soon as I took a breath and gave the puff to my nose... My toosh gave it's own puff. Yes thats right- I farted.Yet again- With many witnesses. Another totally embarrassing thing. farting is one thing... Doing it while demonstarting someone how to pop their ears is another. Just picture it. Me- Standing with one had pinching my nose- the other on my hip...my mouth shut but my cheeks poked out with hair...eyes squinched shut...and RRRUuuuuMMmmpppp.
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47 posted 04-27-2001 07:52 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Hahahahahahaha Spice, that is utterly hilarious......hahahaha
I didn't know a fart sounding like "rump"
hmmmm.......oh well.
Anyway.....hahaha

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48 posted 04-29-2001 02:47 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

Well how else would you describe the noise of a fart in one word? It's a Rump. That's what it sounds like.
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49 posted 04-29-2001 04:03 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Why not POOT?
POOT!
it could be a poot sound
 
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