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Name Game!!! What's your name?

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Jeffrey Carter
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0 posted 02-17-2001 03:11 AM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find
your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name
and wear it with humor for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Go figure.

Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

now what were your names?

Mine was Greasey Diapersniffer

Michael
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1 posted 02-17-2001 03:16 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

"Buttercup Rhinobuns"

Wow.  I feel like a new man ...

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2 posted 02-17-2001 03:19 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Paging Zippy Gizzardtushie, please pick up the nearest courtesy phone ...

*shudder*

This was ... um, unique, Jeffrey.  Thanks for the laughs!  


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3 posted 02-17-2001 03:45 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Stinky Girdlebuns


Seems quite appropriate!!! I think I'll register it now!
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4 posted 02-17-2001 03:50 AM       View Profile for snowpants   Email snowpants   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit snowpants's Home Page   View IP for snowpants

Hi, I'm chim-chim diapersniffer! Looks like we're related, Jeffrey! LOL This is too funny! I needed this today...thanks!!!

sp


everytime I close my eyes, I see your face, I taste you on my lips...
every night I fantasize that I can feel you on my fingertips...
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5 posted 02-17-2001 07:18 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

And I thought, Jeffrey, that it couldn't get any worse than what my Mom had already done to me....

but I think I'll keep my real name as opposed to

Loopy Cootiebrain

on the other hand....there ARE days....LOL.....


Karilea
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I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound.
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6 posted 02-17-2001 08:16 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Zippy Girdlefanny... Present and accounted for...
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7 posted 02-17-2001 11:52 AM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Cheeseball Diaperbuns

ROFL. . .  

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8 posted 02-17-2001 12:06 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

PINKY DIAPERHINEY?????

Oh good grief...this is too much for an idle Saturday morn...

K


...and I have found that a lifetime can be lived in one moment...

T.G.M.
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Okay I got .... *Loopy GizzardNose* Geesh whats up with that??

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10 posted 02-17-2001 01:14 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Skipper Rhinotush


So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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11 posted 02-17-2001 01:22 PM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

"PINKY DIAPERTUSH" I like to go prepared.
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12 posted 02-17-2001 01:38 PM       View Profile for Lakewalker   Email Lakewalker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lakewalker

Cheeseball Diaperface if I use my leagal name.  Zippy Diaperface if I don't.  I don't think either fits very well  

"Disagreements stimulate thought, thought stimulates action, and action stimulates life." --Lakewalker
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13 posted 02-17-2001 01:59 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

This is great!!! My new name is Stinky Burger Nose. My son is Squeezit ChickenPants
and my husband is Buttercup BurgerNose.
This is so funny! Think I could get a driver's license in this name?

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree
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14 posted 02-17-2001 01:59 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

loopy girdlelips

of course!!!

everyone KNOWS i'm loopy... i've been saying it long enough!!


loved this... thanks... what fun!
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15 posted 02-17-2001 01:59 PM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Booger Diaperhead, reporting for duty, SIR!

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
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16 posted 02-17-2001 02:10 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

My maiden name is: Stinky Burgerbrain
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17 posted 02-17-2001 02:17 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

Ok... Crusty Gizzardtush! LOL

maiden name is .... Crusty Diapercootie! ROFL


~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"


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18 posted 02-17-2001 02:34 PM       View Profile for Greeneyes617   Email Greeneyes617   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Greeneyes617

.........Bogger Chickenpants.....
Ok, I think I'll just stick to my real name but thanks for the laugh.
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19 posted 02-17-2001 05:16 PM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dgvarner

i go by my middle name...that renames me "booger diaperchunks"
hmmm..*maybe i'll try my first name..*
"goober diaperchunks".. bummer.. either way i'm a nose-friend chunked in a diaper!! yeck! lol

ok..my kids new name is kinda funny..she'll be answering to "chim chim lizardlips"!

thanks for the weekend fun..lol
, g


"maybe one day
we can turn and face our fears
maybe one day
we can reach out through our tears..."
-a grant


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20 posted 02-17-2001 05:35 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

There are lots of people of the Diaper___ family...awwww shucks I feel all spuschul...

Pinky WAS the name of my favourite childhood teddy...

perhaps Pinky Diaperhiney is growing on me...really it is...

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21 posted 02-17-2001 07:43 PM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

Loved this, of course I won't tell anyone that knows me that my real name is
"Zippy Chickenmouth"
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22 posted 02-17-2001 07:54 PM       View Profile for JOY 14   Email JOY 14   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JOY 14's Home Page   View IP for JOY 14

Chim-Chim Diaperhiney at your service.

Joy
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23 posted 02-17-2001 08:00 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!! This is really funny.

Here's mine: LMAO

lumpy gizzard chunks

Sounds like someone tossin their cookies! LOL


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24 posted 02-17-2001 08:14 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

A fellow DIAPERHINEY!

Hey Joy - you're my sis!
 
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