Sitting in Michael's Lap
OK, Sharon and Kamla, since the two of you have succeeded in dashing the romantic hopes of millions of women who thought Mr Cootiepizza or Mr. Barfbrain were "all that," lets give the MEN something to squirm about ...
Julia Roberts is really Booger Burgertoosh;
Britney Spears becomes Chim-chim Hamsterhead (but I think we all knew that already hehe)
Demi Moore moonlights as Pinky Burgerbuns;
and my personal favorite, Pamela Anderson is Pinky Rhinobuns (or should that be Rhinoboobs? LOL)
Any more, ladies..?