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serenity blaze
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25 posted 01-23-2001 04:50 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

OOOOHHHHH....PARKER? YOU WIN.

lol...gotta love it...gotta love you too....

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26 posted 01-23-2001 10:12 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

I can crack almost every intersection of bone
in my body.
I can move my ears.
I have an insane talent for voices.
More practically, my fingers are double jointed, and I can wrap my tongue under my chin.

... one other thing, but you have to ask Chris.
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27 posted 01-23-2001 10:54 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

and you KNOW that I will...rofl...

I take it with you? the sausage does not have to be "Keilblasa".....sorry guys...being naughty again? Or Yam I?
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28 posted 01-24-2001 07:47 PM       View Profile for Marsha   Email Marsha   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marsha's Home Page   View IP for Marsha

Hi love, hidden talent? I haven't got anything hidden or any talent love. The most I can do is make people smile, but that's hardly a talent now is it? I wish I could do the cherry trick, and I thought my tongue was nimble,   but obviously not as nimble as yours.

Oh I know what i can do, but that isn't for general discussion, so I'd better not say  

Take care love
                   Mushy
                      


Take back the hope you gave,- I claim
Only a memory of the same
Robert Browning


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29 posted 01-24-2001 09:45 PM       View Profile for angelface   Email angelface   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angelface

I also can do they cherry stem trick.  I can do a british accent pretty darn well...I once convinced someone I was when I was born and raised in southwestern Minnesota. hmmm...I have this odd ability to make people laugh, even when they are crying and depressed (example: best friend called me and told me her b/f had broken up with her Over The Phone, and I had her laughing after 10 minutes).  That's all.  Thanks for participating.  bwa-hahahahahahaha  
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30 posted 04-26-2001 08:49 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

My Talents.

I,also, can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Believe it or not, my mother taught me that. A great bar trick. HaHa.

Also- I posses tongue talents. I can touch my nose- even pick my nose with my tongue. Eww. I can touch the bottom og my chin etc. I can roll it, curl it, flip it-you name it.

And lets not forget- the wonderful head stands. I can do those things so easily and just stay up forever and ever.

And of course- who could forget that wonderful ability to piss people off so easily and yet charm my way right out of it.
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31 posted 04-26-2001 10:45 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

I don't have any special abilities  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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32 posted 04-26-2001 10:57 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

I can do many things with my eyes...
I can...

- Flip the eyelids inside out
- Tuck the bottom eyelids and eyelashes inside of the eye to create the illusion that they aren't there
- Cross them
- Cross one eye at a time
- Roll one clockwise and the other counterclockwise
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33 posted 04-26-2001 11:33 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

*Cringes*
EWWW! Nasty! HaHa.. I can't stand it when people flip their eye lids...it looks so painful! OUCH! And I have never ever ever seen someone tuck their eyelashes in their eyes...Weird! I gotta see that! Does it hurt?
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34 posted 04-26-2001 11:51 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Weird thing is no it doesn't... you'd better believe I get yelled at by my folks for it though.  It's actually a really good way to get things out of my eyes, to be honest.
I learned most of these things due to insomnia, and the fact that I had a mirror on my nightstand.  So I'd just do things like this when I was a kid.     
Jesse Jaymz
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35 posted 04-27-2001 01:02 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

lets just say i have a really long tounge and i will let yall take it from there.  its sad when you at the doctors and he says to stick out your tounge.  in his exact words he said  DAMN THATS A BIG TOUNGE.  never had a complaint though.   ok and i am out of here before someone erases my post hehehehe.  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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36 posted 04-27-2001 07:50 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Jesse....if you want some compliments you gotta SHOW us what you can do with that tongue....but not on me...hehe  

Well.....talents....hmmmm.....I can fly and I have X-ray vision....ok no.

Erm......ok you know what? I HAVE NO TALENTS!
*walks out*
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37 posted 05-01-2001 02:53 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

hmmmmmm i have to show what i can do with my tounge?  hmmmmmmmm  well i did post a story about it in adult.  and it was true.  *sigh*  i miss those days.     oh yeah and this face was inpired by me ya know?  hehehehehe

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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38 posted 05-01-2001 04:30 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I can pick up an olive using only my...oh...
nevermind! But? I would suggest NOT trying the cocktail onion! YOWSER!   Oh.
and? DO leave jalapeno stuffed olives ALONE.
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39 posted 05-01-2001 06:24 AM       View Profile for helen smith   Email helen smith   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for helen smith

fracta1007..you really annoy me   .
teheehheeeee
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40 posted 05-01-2001 04:27 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

I can put my hand flat on a desk and twist it all the way around without moving my body.
It's pretty....

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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41 posted 05-01-2001 08:33 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

I can move my body all around a desk without the desk moving   AMAZING!!!
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42 posted 05-02-2001 03:20 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

I can stand up and be miraculously taller than certain people....

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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43 posted 05-04-2001 08:46 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

So you think
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44 posted 05-04-2001 02:57 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

Yes, yes I do.

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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45 posted 05-04-2001 06:28 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Carly, you sound so prehensile.  
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46 posted 05-05-2001 02:43 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

i am a psychic.  i can tell exacly what you are wearing.  but i have to do it in person  

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

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47 posted 05-05-2001 03:05 AM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

I can make my tounge look like it's in this wierd lookin 3-leaf clover thing.  And I can bend my wrists enough so that my thumb can touch my forearm.  hehe..

--Marie

Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry.

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48 posted 06-03-2001 11:23 AM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

The annoying ability to be sarcastic and to go over the line in topics leaping over high taboos, faster than the speed of sense and able to be break the taste barrier.

"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

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49 posted 06-03-2001 01:35 PM       View Profile for catalinamoon   Email catalinamoon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit catalinamoon's Home Page   View IP for catalinamoon

Never could do that cherry stem thing, but I bow to the greater talents  
I could always do this yoga type pose,cross legged with a foot on each thigh, since childhood, when yoga was unheard of. Now that is exciting. I have double jointed thumbs that do nothing special except make kids say EW when I show them.

Then there is that other hidden talent, real hidden these days, of being able to...well, never mind.
Love you guys, you always cheer me up
 
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