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Elizabeth
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0 posted 12-18-2000 12:44 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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NACHO CHEESE

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Forgive me guys, I thought this was hilarious!    
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1 posted 12-18-2000 01:29 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

*Sven groans in horror as he wonders why Elizabeth has chosen to lay this joke on us. . . *

And yet, it's still funny. . .  

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2 posted 12-18-2000 01:33 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Elizabeth?  What's in your egg nog?

Karilea
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3 posted 12-18-2000 01:57 PM       View Profile for IsGona   Email IsGona   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for IsGona

   lol.. yes this joke is cheesey... lol  
Thanks for the laugh
IsGona


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I'LL CHOOSE MY OWN
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4 posted 12-18-2000 02:17 PM       View Profile for warmhrt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for warmhrt

I loved it, Elizageth.(chuckle, chuckle) This one is cheesy, although there's not a shred of "cheeze" in it...it's a blonde joke.

A blonde broke down on the freeway, and two guys got out of the back seat wearing nothing but trench coats. They stood on either side of the freeway, behind the blonde's car, opening and closing their coats. They caused a few accidents, and the police pulled up next to the blonde.

"Who are those guys...do you know them?", they asked her.
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"Oh, yes", she said, "those are my emergency flashers."


Don't know if you'd call that cheesy or corny, but it made me giggle.

Kris

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5 posted 12-18-2000 02:56 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Sven-that's why I told it! Because it was funny!

Karilea-I don't know, but it's real good...you want some?  

IsGona-glad you liked.

Kris-LOL! Those darn blondes!
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6 posted 12-18-2000 03:41 PM       View Profile for Not A Poet   Email Not A Poet   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Not A Poet's Home Page   View IP for Not A Poet

Well, it looks like I found Kris over here today writing stuff about CARS again      
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7 posted 12-18-2000 05:24 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

~Shakes head in horror~

(mind you it's just as bad as some of the ones I come up with...)

K
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8 posted 12-18-2000 05:47 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*stares and blinks*



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I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

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9 posted 12-18-2000 06:53 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Um. . . K??   Sorry to break the news to you. . . but this isn't nearly as bad as some of the ones you come up with. . .  

*Sven rushes back into the Archives to find some really bad ones from K!!*

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10 posted 12-18-2000 10:48 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

HEY!

Whaddya mean?

Find the evidence then! humph...my fridge jokes rock so there.

K
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11 posted 12-19-2000 01:33 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

You mean your fridge jokes fell like a rock K!!  

*Sven, running like heck to dodge the flaming kiwis!!!!!

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12 posted 12-19-2000 02:38 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

C'mon K...you like it, you know it  
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13 posted 12-19-2000 03:43 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

WHY???????  
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-Robin Hood's house had a Little John.
-When the going get's tough, the tough get prune juice.
-Always finish what you sta....
etc. etc. etc.
(if you really like cheesy/corny jokes e-mail for more)

....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice anything for the sake of it....
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15 posted 12-19-2000 11:39 PM       View Profile for raleighbttrfly   Email raleighbttrfly   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for raleighbttrfly

cute vary cute!!
hears one for you and its even wores.

why is 6 afrade of 7?


because 7 ate 9

I know that was bad but when a 5yrd tells it its much bettr LOL
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16 posted 12-20-2000 02:10 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

They did NOT...

I'll kiwi you all right MR Sven...

(Elizabeth - don't tell anyone but I laughed OUT LOUD at your joke....)


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17 posted 12-20-2000 03:21 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

wait wait wait, I wanna tell a joke....erm, uh, well most of mine arent um quite appropriate so um I wont post them.  I have stupid ones that are ok but like I said, they're stupid

Why was the man on the floor?

Cause he fell

Why was the Giraffe behind the tree?

He was hiding

OK Ok Ok I know, I warned you though, stupid korny jokes

If you want um pg-13 to R rated jokes email me *grin*  I will not post them here out of respect for those who would read them =)  Im rambling tonight, somebody shoot me!  Ok *hugs*  goodnight  Im leaving now *runs out the door screaming buh-bye*

We're called to stand out, not blend in!
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18 posted 12-20-2000 11:40 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

OK, listen to these ones (I thought of them when I read Echo's!)

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door and put him in there.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Take the giraffe out.

The Lion King is holding a meeting and all but one of the animals is present. Which one isn't there?
The elephant because he's in the fridge.

You need to cross a river that is inhabited by alligators and crocodiles. There is no boat or bridge in sight. How do you manage to get across?
Swim. All the alligators and crocodiles are at the meeting.  
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19 posted 12-20-2000 10:06 PM       View Profile for Jannel   Email Jannel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jannel

okay, this is my favorite joke ever. it is probably also the worst joke ever. although all those animal jokes were up there. lol.

what is green and has 29 wheels?

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The grass. I lied about the wheels.
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20 posted 12-20-2000 10:57 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Um. . . Jannel???  Did I miss something???



OUCH!!!  HEY!!  Watch it K!!  That was too close!!!

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21 posted 12-21-2000 12:17 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Not close enough Mr....

heh

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22 posted 12-21-2000 01:47 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I LOVE STUPID JOKES...(good thing, considering the state of my life)

But here is my contribution:

Patient: "Doc, I think I'm SHRINKING!!! What am I going to do?"

Doctor: "Well, you're just going to have to be a little patient."
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23 posted 12-21-2000 03:04 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Oh Karen...oh dear oh dear oh dear..

~shaking head~

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24 posted 12-22-2000 01:44 AM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

a man was told to use lard to make himself grow. so everyday he bathed in crisco, only to find at the end of the month he was actually smaller than ever. He went back to the person who had told him of the powers of the lard and informed him of the situation. After patiently listening to the man rant and rave he calmly informed him that he had said to use lard, not "shortening".

(i know, i know)  


Jamie

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