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175 posted 05-03-2001 09:48 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie walk back in IHOP with a bucket of milk, but they realize that Jessie and Dopey are gone.  Not only that, they left without paying the bill ;(*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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176 posted 05-03-2001 05:29 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

No worries Acies - we'll just give them the milk ok?

Then we will hunt down jesse & dopey...ohhhhh you're in for it boys..

hey has anyone seen Allan? Is he still working on those pathetic..er...inventive, original death machines?

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177 posted 05-03-2001 06:21 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*paces in his laboratory, pondering... pondering... when suddenly, Carly rushes in and tells him all about her idea for a Mizz Beepers.  After a nice breakfast CHO meal, Allan sits down and begins to create the prototype Mizz Beepers, while Carly sits down and begins knitting the pink dress and ribbon*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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178 posted 05-03-2001 09:00 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies remembers that they just won a lot in Vegas, so he pays the bill and leaves a $100.00 tip to the waitress.*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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179 posted 05-03-2001 09:28 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

*can't knit worth a poop and burns the dress and ribbon with flames escaping from her breath...*
*goes out to the local Hot Topic and purchases some kickin' punk gear for Miz Beepers*
Thas whut AHM talkin bout...
*shows Allan the secret weapons hidden in Miz Beepers' accessories* See, this one is programmed just to squirt pudding balls at persons with names unknown....

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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180 posted 05-03-2001 11:08 PM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*knocks on allans door*  hey allan.  i have a few things for you.  some parts you might be able to use to get back at those other two.  dont worry dopey will be here soon.  we left them with the bill so it would stall them.  so lets get to work.  you up for it??  *evil grin*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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181 posted 05-04-2001 12:31 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*The door to the Abandoned Warehouse opens, and Jesse is grabbed by his collar and dragged into the building.  The door is slammed behind him.*~

*~Jesse finds himself in front of a very classy-looking man sitting at a desk, with his feet up.  There is a woman next to him, slightly tall, in a red satin dress.  The man smiles at Jesse politely.*~

I am Allan, yes.  And who are you, stranger?

*whispers to the woman*  I don't know, Carly... he looks suspicious...
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182 posted 05-04-2001 09:00 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*suddenly out of nowhere a shout is heard*
YEeeeeeeeeHAaaaawwwww!!!

*Javier dumps 20 gallons of milk on the spiffy lookin man and the woman next to him* He swings down with a rope and frees jesse. Then he quickly ties up the man and woman together*

We're outa here partner!!!!!
YEeeeeeeeeeehawwwwww!!

*jesse and Javier exit the warehouse*
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183 posted 05-04-2001 10:17 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*struggles to break free*~

We've got no alternative, Carly... we have to use our last resort.

*~hits a big red button below his desk with his foot~*

~*the building bursts open, and a huge, 50 foot metal spider-creature emerges*~

(Allan yells from the cockpit)  You mortals are going to get it now!  You'll never top  this, the ultimate beepers!  It's Mr Beepers v4, the Arachnia Model!  Mwa ha ha!

~*goes for the controls but is still tied up*~

Oh crud...

~*Beepers V4 goes completely out of control and begins to rampage the city*~
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184 posted 05-04-2001 12:41 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie, again go about their business and decide to go to the mall to shop for some phat outfits*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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185 posted 05-04-2001 01:32 PM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

great plan Javier.  worked to a tee     lets get out of here before that weird spider thang gets out.  

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

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186 posted 05-04-2001 02:56 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

Darn good thing I'm not lactose intolerant..
*manages to wriggle her feet free and picks up a bottle of chocolate sauce that was leftover from breakfast* Got milk?

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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187 posted 05-05-2001 01:07 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*Javier and jesse run to a local music shop and tell them to beware the giant, robotic, psycho spider rampaging through the city*

*Javier finds a manual "How to defeat giant, robotic, psycho spiders that rampage through cities for Dummies" and reads it*

Jesse quick.....get a guitar and a huge amp.....10,000 watts!!! I'll get another with 20,000 watts....we need to blast this spider to hell with sound waves that will burst his wiring causing it to wither and plummet to the floor in complete defeat!

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188 posted 05-05-2001 01:34 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

i just happen to have that amp right here.  and as always i have my guitar.  awaiting your plan my friend  

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

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189 posted 05-05-2001 03:45 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Ah-HAH!  I was expecting this kind of thing!

~*using his teeth, flips open "evil robot building/engineering for dummies" to a bookmarked page*~

Right here!  I installed an anti-electic field to this thing.  What does it do?  It disables all other machines around it, especially guitar amplifiers!

*~hits the big yellow button with his foot~*

~*Beepers v4 gives off a shrieking, twisted Industrial melody that shuts off all the power in the city, as well as causing all the batteries to self-destruct*~

Mwa ha ha!  You are all doomed!  Without electricity, how can you play music rockin' enough to destroy v4?  

Simple!  You can't!  I win, everyone!  

I win!

... oh and Carly.  Yeah she wins too, 'cause she brought me breakfast.  
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190 posted 05-06-2001 12:47 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*looks at jesse with an evil grin*
Yes! I anticipated this!

*shows The man controlling Beepers4 his manual of "How to Make your Guiatar and Amp Solar Powered for Dummies"*

Ha ha ha!!!!!

*Jesse and javier rock on playing hard music and watch as The evil spider slowly starts to feel the power of 30,000 Watts of head banging sound waves!!*
YEA!!!!!!
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191 posted 05-06-2001 01:53 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie, walking in the mall,  sees that the Beepers robots are on sale for $9.95.  So, they decide to get a couple*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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192 posted 05-06-2001 07:33 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

...and modify them...hehehhehe...trained to kill...

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193 posted 05-06-2001 12:47 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*looks at acire and kamla and shakes his head*
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194 posted 05-06-2001 01:37 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

How can you be seeing us when you're somewhere else Dopey?

~*Kamie and Acies makes the beepers robot into a robo bodyguard*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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195 posted 05-06-2001 06:08 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

~*With his foot, Allan hits the eject button just as Beepers v4 teeters and falls over, crushing Jesse and Javier's vehicle*~

Um...... well at least I got back at you!  Ah-HAH!  

~*flies off into the horizon.  Could he finally be defeated?  only time will tell...*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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196 posted 05-06-2001 06:35 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

(out of character) Ok everyone, I think we should make this thread a "to be continued" until Javier gets back from his cruise.  Alright?

To Be Continued....

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197 posted 05-06-2001 07:12 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

okies

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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198 posted 05-06-2001 08:03 PM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

hahahahahhahaa!!!
oh my i had fun laughing my head off...hehehe..the ppl sitting next to me were getting slightly peeved off about it ( im at uni right now-see i AM addicted   )

well ive run out of popcorn
*takes the week off to go in search of the worlds best popcorn*

a week's too long to wait so ive gotta do sumthing right?
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199 posted 05-06-2001 08:17 PM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

sounds good to me    

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

 
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