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150 posted 04-26-2001 10:48 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie decide to go back to the beach*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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151 posted 04-27-2001 12:55 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*is eating his meal*  mmmmmmmmmm fish sticks.  mmmmmmmmmm  hey lets go to the beach.  i heard there are a 2 poeple there that we can hunt down...... errr i mean party with.  lets go my friend.    

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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152 posted 04-27-2001 07:46 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*they get to the beach and jesse takes off his shirt*

*Javier takes off his shirt as loud screams of desire are heard around the beach as hoards of women come running to jesse and him*

*they run away and finally get away from them by pretending to be maniquins*

I guess they were blonde, eh?

*Jesse sees kamla and acies in the distance and nudges javier and they both ease their way a bit closer to them*
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153 posted 04-28-2001 03:21 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*after wondering why dopey is hullicenating they inch closer and closer to the 2.*   oh hell dopey there looking hide.  *jumps behind a reaaaalllllly big sand castle*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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154 posted 04-28-2001 03:54 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*soon screams are heard in the direction of the water, and people are seen running from something.  A shark?  No, it's far too big!  It's the Beepers v3, Leviathan Model!  And it's huge!  And it swallows Acire in a massive gulp, before he can show any sign of retaliation!  It suddenly gets a look on its "face" like a child who just had some nasty medicine, and spits Acire out in the direction of a far away island!  Then, Leviathan model falls over defeated, but with an opening in its head that seems to lead to a cockpit of some sort... it looks very inviting...*~
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155 posted 04-28-2001 07:44 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

GULP.

Kamie runs away from madly...

there are more interesting things going on at the other end of the beach...
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~*goes and runs after Kamie*~

~*sees Dopey hiding behind a girl and wonders what he's doing there*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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157 posted 04-29-2001 04:00 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*realizes he's hiding behind a girl and acire is wondering what he's doing there....so he runs into the leviathon cockpit and controls beepers*

*The robot stands up and starts to swing madly due to javier's inability to control it*

*javier picks up a How To Drive Beepers For Dummies manual up and reads it*

*starts to rampage the beach and swims to a nearby island where monkeys live*
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*jesse sees that his friend is now in a robot and starting to rampage.*  ok i am heading to ihop for breakfast to get away from the beach for a while till javier figures out how to control that crazy thing.  hey acire and kamie yall up for pancakes?  my treat

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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159 posted 04-30-2001 09:33 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Knowing that Dopey is no longer with Jessie, and breakfast sounds really good, Acies and Kamie join Jessie in IHOP*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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160 posted 04-30-2001 07:39 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*Javier climbs out of the robot after hours of trying to control it and finds himself on a desert island....alone....and no volleyball to accompany him  *
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~*Jessie, Kamie, and Acies just enjoy their food at IHOP*~

~*Please pass the salt Jessie*~

~*Kamie, here have some hash*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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162 posted 05-01-2001 12:03 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*javier is forced to live like a monkey and built a house made out of palm tree leaves and eat coconuts all day*
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he guys you stay here i will be right back.  *walks back over to the beach and sees dopey sitting there all alone.*  hey my friend come join us for for some food     we are all friends now.  we just got scared whne you got up in that robot and were flaling everywhere.  come my friend the war is over.     and pancakes awiat  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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164 posted 05-01-2001 02:03 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

What on earth is IHOP, Kamie says, staring at something called 'hash' which she only knows as something illegal.

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165 posted 05-01-2001 02:41 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

hehehehe  kamie IHOP is something found in the mainly southern part of the usa.  it stands for international house of pancakes.  *waits for her to laugh*  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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166 posted 05-01-2001 05:17 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

hey, Chicago has IHOPs too
and hash is hash browns Kamie
fried shreaded or diced potatoes

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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167 posted 05-01-2001 06:50 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

OHHHHHH Hash Browns...certainly not hash...

International House Of Pancakes Huh? Not very international then is it?

*Kamie and Acies go find some black and white milk cows to get fresh milk to have with pancakes*

heh

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168 posted 05-01-2001 08:42 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*refuses to eat pancakes since they are just fluff and just eats some eggs and bacon and hash......*

Mmm...good.
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169 posted 05-02-2001 08:34 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*grumbles for not having been invited, and paces in the abandoned warehouse, preparing his next move*~
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~*Acies asks Kamie on how to milk a cow*~

~*Pull what Kamie?*~

~*You mean I should tug on that thing?  *~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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171 posted 05-02-2001 02:14 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*looks at Kamie and Acire trying to milk a Male bull*

Hey Jesse, those folks are sicker than I thought!

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**Stops in at the IHOP, grabs a basket full of all the best breakfast calories, and joins Allan in the abandoned warehouse** I've got some killer ideas for a Mizz Beepers....

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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you know your not suppose to milk the bulls.  that might be a problom and it aint milk.     and where is allan.  and why did that girl that i couldnt reconize stare at us and walk out like that??  hmmmmmm  hey dopey lets get out of here before that bull gets mad.  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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174 posted 05-03-2001 05:58 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

'Excuse me?????

I am from the LAND of milk cows...I grew up mooing to them across a river (truly I did lol) - I rather think I would KNOW the difference between a bull and cow eh?' K says huffily...

Awright theen?

Gunna argya with a rool kiwi maate?

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