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Severn
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125 posted 04-21-2001 01:53 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Kamie, who really has a secret gambling problem, is all too happy to go to Vegas...any ring that Acies might buy her will swiftly become cash under the excuse 'I'm sorry darling I lost it'...Kamies notices Jesse and Dopey have managed to arrive in Vegas (only because some damn cop gave them a swift ride while towing Jesse's 'beast'...)

She shrugs and goes back to losing all her wordly goods...

[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-21-2001).]

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126 posted 04-21-2001 02:51 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*Dopey tells Jesse to split up and wander around a bit. Jesse ends up playin a round of cards and dopey finds himself on stage dancing with 8 midgets and a transvestite. Dopey wonders how the heck he got up there and runs off after 4 rounds of his famous, world renound tap dancing. He runs into Kamla half dazed out from too much drinking and throwing a fit because she lost all her money and some shiney ring. Acire in the corner crying over his "lost" ring and complaining about him drinking the worst pina colada ever.*

*Dopey realizes the mistake he would have made by hooking up with Kamla. Dopey smiles, leaves a buck for Kamla just in case she needs a cab after they possess her car. Dopey finds jesse after he wins about 1k in cash and then they head off into the sunset, once again.....*

How sweet it is.....
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127 posted 04-21-2001 03:19 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*tires smoke and a loud screaching is heard as my "beast" flys off into the desert sunset.  yes how sweet it is.  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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128 posted 04-21-2001 03:21 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*starts to sweat as he notices Kamla taking in huge amounts of cash... and deals out the hand to break his wallet, for a total of $10,000 that he has left.  Kamla pulls the king, queen, ace, and jack of clubs; plus a king of hearts.  Allan is happy with his hand and places all of his remaining money on his hand, in the hopes of getting back some of what Kamla has already won*

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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129 posted 04-21-2001 05:34 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies puts his last 3 dollars in the dollar slots and runs all of them in one roll.  OMG!!!  Acies hits the big jackpot you see on those big screens.  yipeeeee!!!!  He takes the check and a little cash and goes to get Kamie*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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130 posted 04-21-2001 06:54 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*Dopey dozes off as Jesse drives across country in search of the perfect town to rest in......oh and to check out the ladies.*
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131 posted 04-22-2001 02:32 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Kamie pretends to know how to play poker and manages to fluke it...winning EVERYTHING...she screams 'we're rich Acies! We're rich!'

Acies mutters something about his ring and paying for it...

Allan is depressed and realises he has a gambling addiction as well...Kamie and Acies laugh away to themselves when they spy on Jesse as he realises something has happened to his precious car...hehehehe

K

[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-22-2001).]

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132 posted 04-22-2001 03:42 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*builds a robot called Mr Beepers, who he sends after Acire in order to retrieve the money.  In case the plan fails, he begins production of Mr Beepers v2 and Mr Beepers v3 as well.
Be wary of little tin men, Acies and Kamla...*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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133 posted 04-22-2001 04:31 AM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

hehehehehehe
*passes out from laughter*

[This message has been edited by cherish (edited 04-22-2001).]

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134 posted 04-22-2001 04:31 AM       View Profile for cherish   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for cherish

hehehehee..how would have guessed that all THIS would come out of CHEESE??

*passes the popcorn and cokes around*
i had fun reading this....continue....

"Life is not long and boring,
it's short and compelling." -Javier Agosto-

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135 posted 04-22-2001 04:39 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*finds himself a day later wanding a desert wasteland with a bottle of water, a backpack filled with grey poupon mustard, and some dirty magazines.*

*dopey wonders why Jesse never came back after being with that one blonde girl......how he was forced to tread the endless wasteland to find civilization*

*dopey sits on a rock and reads one of his magazines and drinks up some grey poupon*

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*pulls up next to dopey and gets out*  sorry dopey.  you know how those southern women are.  and thats why i love them so.     *looks at his car near the back tailfin to seee that theres a k scrached into it*  dopey.  they hurt my car.  they will pay.  thank god i know people that will fix it for free.  lets go dopey.  lets find a town to call ours.  *hops in the car and cranks the tunes and is off*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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137 posted 04-22-2001 11:04 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*Mr Beepers waddles in the direction of Kamla and Acire, and comes to a road.  He begins to waddle across, but little does he expect Jesse's car coming full speed.  Mr Beepers begins to beep like crazy and waddles futily away from the car, but is inevitably hit with a large smash of metal on metal, and is blown completely away.
Allan detects this in his base of operations, and curses, then deploying Mr Beepers v2 on the hunt for Acire and Kamla*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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138 posted 04-22-2001 12:39 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*Metal parts suddenly appear out of nowhere after a sudden crash and with a weird look on his face dopey says "damn robots....their all over the place. I betcha some crazy fool named him mr. Beppers too.....did you know that was the number one name for psycho robots in Tech Magazine?"*

*Jesse looks at dopey, and then continues to drive on to the next town*
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139 posted 04-22-2001 01:02 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

*stuffs her face with a handful of popcorn and takes a sip of coke* Quite interesting, don't you say? Onward, actors and actresses, onward!

There is pleasure in poetic pains which only poets know......~Unknown

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140 posted 04-22-2001 04:22 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie just go about their business and decide to just go hang out by the pool side of their hotel drinking margaritas and gettinf a full body massage*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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141 posted 04-23-2001 12:35 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood


http://www.geocities.com/wayfinder00/Mr-Beepers-v2.jpg

[This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-25-2001).]

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142 posted 04-23-2001 07:16 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Kamie wanders up brazenly to several absurd little robots...

BOOT!

One whirls round and round and explodes...or rather...fizzles sadly...

another topples over pathetically into the pool...

the others scatter in fear...

Acies applauds from beside the pool and Kamie wanders back to start tanning again...

She thinks there is something she ought to remember....oh yes, Dopey and Jesse...hmmm...

oh well - who cares she thinks...them and their stupid car...

K
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143 posted 04-23-2001 11:35 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*dopey and jesse are found on the side of the road with the "beast" steaming cuz it over heated.*

*Javier and jesse wait as no cars seem to ever pass by the desolated highway of DOOM*

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144 posted 04-24-2001 11:29 PM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*jesse gets out and kicks the car*  ya know i just fixed this thing up and now we are stuck.  *looks at the map*  damn we are on the highway of doom  *thunder booms as he says doom*  you know Javier, mabey playing that ac/dc highway to hell cd wasnt such a good idea after all.  now what do we do??  hmmmmmm  guess we better start walking.  might want to stand back.  *jesse lights the car on fire so there is no proof that there were there.*  come on man.  lets get walkin  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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145 posted 04-25-2001 02:23 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Kamie and Acies, driving by saw Jess and Dopey needed a ride.  They decided to pull over and as Jesse and Dopey starts to run towards the car to get a ride, Kamie hits the gas and blows dirt in their faces.*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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146 posted 04-25-2001 04:29 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*looks at jesse while trying to get dirt out of his eye....* I betcha they thought we were tryin to get a ride....ha....if they only knew we were only distracting them cuz some killer robot was headed behind them and got on the roof of their car.....yep I think we did our job!

*continues to walk with jesse...jesse spits out dirt* SO jesse....what do you think the robot wanted from them?

*jesse just smiles and keeps walking alongside Javier....*
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147 posted 04-25-2001 07:20 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

*curses his photo for not working*  

*Allan stirs in his basement, something has defeated Mr Beepers v2.  This calls for drastic measures, it calls for action...
He holes himself up in his base of operations, an old building marked "Abandoned Warehouse."  There he spends some time letting the powers of the mighty Beepers-slayer known as Kamla rest for a while, and deteriorate.  
Then, when she least suspects it, she'll have the last waltz...*

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

[This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-25-2001).]

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148 posted 04-26-2001 12:41 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

PAH.

I AM INVINCIBLE!

BWAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kamie stated the above loudly, over-confident as usual...
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149 posted 04-26-2001 07:46 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*some guy in a truck comes by and is nice enough to give jesse and javier a ride....they get in and are driven to a town named Gwilderbog.*

*They get something to eat and sit down enjoying their meal*
 
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