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100 posted 04-15-2001 02:04 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

As long as you tie me in there so I can still get my hug  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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101 posted 04-15-2001 06:24 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

I'm sure YOU say poop all the time Dopey...just read up...and Acies - how about being tied up in a straight jacket which is attached to a bungy?

Now how cool would that be????

Glad to see I'm still in demand...

K

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Your dangers are many. I
Cannot look much but your form suffers
Some strange injury
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102 posted 04-16-2001 12:10 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Anything's cool Kamie, as long as we do it together  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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103 posted 04-16-2001 01:16 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Ok.....sucks to be me now  
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104 posted 04-17-2001 07:10 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Awwwwwwwwwwww....

~Kamie and Acies go running off into the sunset~

Snicker

~Dopey runs behind, desperate to catch up and be loved~


heh

K

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105 posted 04-17-2001 09:24 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Dopey falls head first on the beach and swallows some incoming seawater*~  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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106 posted 04-17-2001 02:44 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*coughs it out and sees a shiney thing floating. Picks it up and sees it's car keys......clicks on the beeper and hears a beep in the distance. Follows it and opens the car....sees a book, opens it and it has the name ACIRE in it. CLoses the book, turns on the car, and drives off into the sunset speeding by Kamla and acire. Honks the horn and flips them off*  

At least I got a nice car!

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107 posted 04-17-2001 07:26 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*cops see's the speeding car and pulls Dopey over.  WHAM!!! Speeding Ticket for you pal    Realizing a different name of the insurance card and registration card, they also take him to jail for car theft*~

~*Acies and Kamie, being nice as always, goes to the police station and drops the charges to get Dopey out of trouble*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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108 posted 04-18-2001 01:18 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*walks by Kamla and acire.....stares at them sternly and then walks off into the sunset....alone....AS USUAL!  *
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109 posted 04-18-2001 02:54 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Kamie...being nice of course...sprints off in Dopey's direction, catches him up, gives him a pat on the head and a bottle of mineral water...then sprints back to Acies and both soon zoom past a trudging Dopey in their wonderful car...

K
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~*Acies feeling bad, pulls back and gives Dopey a ride to the nearest bus stop then drives away with Kamie*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*while awaiting at the bus station dopey hears loud music in the distance.  he sees coming towards him a 1959 caddallac hearse.  kinda looks like the ghostbuster car but with flames painted on it*  hey dopey.  if you want a ride hop in and lets go after them  *smirks*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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112 posted 04-18-2001 08:54 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

~Kamies and Acies have left eveyone in their dust by now...no chance of catching them up...~


[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-18-2001).]

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*laughs cuz she dont know the engine he has in this thing*  dopey lets roll  
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114 posted 04-18-2001 09:38 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie pulls to a movie house to go watch a chick flick, have some popcorn, and cuddle up  *~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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115 posted 04-18-2001 11:30 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*smirks....and quickly hops into the truck with Jesse*
Onward!!!
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116 posted 04-19-2001 05:12 AM       View Profile for Jesse Jaymz   Email Jesse Jaymz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jesse Jaymz's Home Page   View IP for Jesse Jaymz

*steps on the gas leaving a cloud of smoke behind them and are also off to the movies.*  to cuddle to long.  you never know where we are  *evil laugh*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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117 posted 04-19-2001 04:22 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*finds a cooler and sees a can of coke inside it and pops it open and sips. Jesse grabs his own drink and they turn up the tunes as they speed off into the sunset to find the movie theatre*

*two loud screams are heard out of pure joy of the open road, loud music, and good drinks*
WOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!
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118 posted 04-19-2001 05:29 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Kamie and Acies, after the movie, decide to have a nice romantic dinner with wine, music, and slow dancing*~  

meanwhile

~*Dopey and Jesse get pulled over by another cop for noise pollution caused by their blaring sterio system*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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119 posted 04-19-2001 07:09 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Kamie says 'We do'?

Actually what really happens is that after sitting down at the table, Kamie jumps up impatiently and says to Acies 'look, we have to beat them...I haven't got time for all this romantic stuff...LETS LEAVE.'

Acies is heard muttering in the background 'What does she think this is? Daytona?'

After rushing through McDonald's drive-through the two speedsters are off....still VERY much in the lead...

K
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120 posted 04-20-2001 03:36 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*turns out Javier and Jesse were old time pals of the cop because they played bar gigs together in the same band. They get off the ticket with a warning to 'go fast, but make sure i'm not looking' by the cop*

*they speed off while the cop turns around starring at the beautiful sunset and they slowly but surely start to catch up to acire and kamla*
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121 posted 04-20-2001 09:53 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

~*Acies and Kamie decide to drive straight to Las Vegas and have fun.  Not even worrying about Dopey and Jessie cause there's no way they could catch up!!!*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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122 posted 04-20-2001 01:22 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

~*Acies and Kamla walk up to a poker table, where Allan is shuffling and dealing out.  Despite Acire's hesitant and uptight nature, Kamla approaches, and Allan deals out the cards.  Kamla and Acire get four aces in their first hand, and are asked to place a bet.  Acire notices all that he has is one thousand dollar chip, which is most of their travel money... but with double money, Acire could buy Kamla that ring she was looking at in the jeweller's store...*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
~Unknown

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This is Officer Justin!!

PULL OVER ALL YOU SPEED DEMONS!

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124 posted 04-21-2001 12:18 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*jesse and javier pull over to the side to talk to Justin. They spark up a conversation about Bull Frogs from southern sri lanka and end up having a blast with the officer who lets them go on the condition they play a few tunes. They do and are set free without charge.......they SOMEHOW end up in Las Vegas later that day and decide to enter a casino*

 
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