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serenity blaze
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25 posted 12-22-2000 02:58 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Hey...I know it's dumb..but I re-iterate...

It is entirely possible, to pull a muscle while suppressing laughter...

So here, let me let loose:  AH HA HA HA HA!!!

(somehow, unfulfilling...sigh...) OUCH!!! (see?)

OW.....did it again, y'see? so sorry!

[This message has been edited by serenity (edited 12-22-2000).]
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26 posted 12-22-2000 05:58 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Is that a swearword I can't quite see Karen...?

Better get rid of it methinks...


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27 posted 12-22-2000 06:18 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

K-? and that was ouch! (git yer mind outta the gutter...) *wink*
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28 posted 12-23-2000 05:15 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Heh
love ya K
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29 posted 03-02-2001 11:23 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

In the vegetable race who won first and second place?

The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup....

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30 posted 03-02-2001 11:48 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Oh God.....haha please no more of these.
......and I mean, like.........EVER haha



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

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I admire it daily
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31 posted 03-26-2001 08:17 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

here's one for you all

A lady goes to the vet and brings her poodle for an examination. So the Vet took the poodle and put it on top of the table. he looked into the poodle's ears then gave the poodle a flee colar. Afterwards the the Vet's cat jumped on the table and started to sniff the poodle from head to toe and left. In a matter of 2 minutes, he gives the poodle back to the old lady and said, "that'll be $525.00" The old lady was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. The doctor said, "$25.00 for the ear check and the flee colar, and $500.00 for the cat scan"

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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32 posted 03-26-2001 08:26 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL @ that cat scan.

Here's one for ya...

What's green and red, and goes a thousand miles a minute?



A frog in a blender
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33 posted 03-26-2001 10:55 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Wht Dove..what's brown and gray and goes a thousand miles a minute?

Same frog 5 days later...
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34 posted 03-26-2001 11:04 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Ewwww Shawna! That was gross! LOL
But gooooooooood!
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35 posted 03-27-2001 10:03 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Let's have a drink. What's in the blender, looks good to me

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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36 posted 03-27-2001 10:11 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL you know someone actually sent me an attachment of the frog in the blender once. It was interactive. LOL You could push the buttons on the blender.
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37 posted 03-27-2001 11:18 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Aww poor frog...
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38 posted 03-27-2001 11:20 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/frog.html
This would be what WhtDove is talking about.

If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort

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39 posted 03-27-2001 02:41 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

NOooooooo Allan, don't show them that haha.
That's just evil.
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40 posted 03-27-2001 03:31 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!!! Allan that would be the one! LOL
Thanks.  
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41 posted 03-27-2001 04:30 PM       View Profile for dragonpoe   Email dragonpoe   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dragonpoe

just stopped in for a peek, and I have to say thanks all for the chuckles, much needed today. I love jokes, and this was just great to scroll down and read everyone's share and the responses.
Thanks again.

With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free..
dragonpoe

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42 posted 03-27-2001 10:52 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

That was funny  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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43 posted 03-28-2001 09:41 AM       View Profile for 2dalimit   Email 2dalimit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for 2dalimit

You want corn-ney?
What’s black and white and red all over?
?
?
?
?
? A sunburned zebra.

What’s black and white and read all over and made of concrete?
?
?
?
?
? A newspaper. I just mentioned the concrete to make it hard.

You’re in a room with no doors or windows. The only thing you have is a baseball bat. How do you escape?
?
?
?
?
? You swing the bat. Strike one. Strike two. Strike three. Youuuuu’re OUT!

hee hee
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44 posted 03-31-2001 07:48 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

......somebody needs to get out more often.....BESIDES ME!

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45 posted 03-31-2001 11:33 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Allan you sick man - heh: K is having FUUUUUUUN with the frog in the blender...

what's black and white and goes at 10,000 miles an hour?

A penguin rolling down a very steep hill

waiting for collective groans

K
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46 posted 03-31-2001 11:34 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

hey! How come he still gets to catch flies? He can't catch flies underwater!

Sheesh...

lol
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47 posted 04-01-2001 03:06 AM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Yeah the frog blender is funny... I put another link on here to an even better one but it had language so I'm exercising discretion... and editing it out.             

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

[This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-01-2001).]

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48 posted 04-01-2001 05:34 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

What flies are you talking about Kamla

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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49 posted 04-02-2001 01:48 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

ACIES (heh) - put it on speed 5 for awhile and you'll see what I mean...

(you do have a nickname now btw - it's settled. You really are Acies and you will have to cope ok?  )

K
 
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