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0 posted 2000-12-18 12:44 PM


What do you call cheese that is not yours?
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NACHO CHEESE

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Forgive me guys, I thought this was hilarious!    

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1 posted 2000-12-18 01:29 PM


*Sven groans in horror as he wonders why Elizabeth has chosen to lay this joke on us. . . *

And yet, it's still funny. . .  

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2 posted 2000-12-18 01:33 PM


Elizabeth?  What's in your egg nog?

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3 posted 2000-12-18 01:57 PM


   lol.. yes this joke is cheesey... lol  
Thanks for the laugh
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4 posted 2000-12-18 02:17 PM


I loved it, Elizageth.(chuckle, chuckle) This one is cheesy, although there's not a shred of "cheeze" in it...it's a blonde joke.

A blonde broke down on the freeway, and two guys got out of the back seat wearing nothing but trench coats. They stood on either side of the freeway, behind the blonde's car, opening and closing their coats. They caused a few accidents, and the police pulled up next to the blonde.

"Who are those guys...do you know them?", they asked her.
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"Oh, yes", she said, "those are my emergency flashers."


Don't know if you'd call that cheesy or corny, but it made me giggle.

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5 posted 2000-12-18 02:56 PM


Sven-that's why I told it! Because it was funny!

Karilea-I don't know, but it's real good...you want some?  

IsGona-glad you liked.

Kris-LOL! Those darn blondes!

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6 posted 2000-12-18 03:41 PM


Well, it looks like I found Kris over here today writing stuff about CARS again      

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7 posted 2000-12-18 05:24 PM


~Shakes head in horror~

(mind you it's just as bad as some of the ones I come up with...)

K

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8 posted 2000-12-18 05:47 PM


*stares and blinks*



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9 posted 2000-12-18 06:53 PM


Um. . . K??   Sorry to break the news to you. . . but this isn't nearly as bad as some of the ones you come up with. . .  

*Sven rushes back into the Archives to find some really bad ones from K!!*

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10 posted 2000-12-18 10:48 PM


HEY!

Whaddya mean?

Find the evidence then! humph...my fridge jokes rock so there.

K

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11 posted 2000-12-19 01:33 PM


You mean your fridge jokes fell like a rock K!!  

*Sven, running like heck to dodge the flaming kiwis!!!!!

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12 posted 2000-12-19 02:38 PM


C'mon K...you like it, you know it  
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13 posted 2000-12-19 03:43 PM


WHY???????  
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-Robin Hood's house had a Little John.
-When the going get's tough, the tough get prune juice.
-Always finish what you sta....
etc. etc. etc.
(if you really like cheesy/corny jokes e-mail for more)

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15 posted 2000-12-19 11:39 PM


cute vary cute!!
hears one for you and its even wores.

why is 6 afrade of 7?


because 7 ate 9

I know that was bad but when a 5yrd tells it its much bettr LOL

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16 posted 2000-12-20 02:10 AM


They did NOT...

I'll kiwi you all right MR Sven...

(Elizabeth - don't tell anyone but I laughed OUT LOUD at your joke....)



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17 posted 2000-12-20 03:21 AM


wait wait wait, I wanna tell a joke....erm, uh, well most of mine arent um quite appropriate so um I wont post them.  I have stupid ones that are ok but like I said, they're stupid

Why was the man on the floor?

Cause he fell

Why was the Giraffe behind the tree?

He was hiding

OK Ok Ok I know, I warned you though, stupid korny jokes

If you want um pg-13 to R rated jokes email me *grin*  I will not post them here out of respect for those who would read them =)  Im rambling tonight, somebody shoot me!  Ok *hugs*  goodnight  Im leaving now *runs out the door screaming buh-bye*

We're called to stand out, not blend in!

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18 posted 2000-12-20 11:40 AM


OK, listen to these ones (I thought of them when I read Echo's!)

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door and put him in there.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Take the giraffe out.

The Lion King is holding a meeting and all but one of the animals is present. Which one isn't there?
The elephant because he's in the fridge.

You need to cross a river that is inhabited by alligators and crocodiles. There is no boat or bridge in sight. How do you manage to get across?
Swim. All the alligators and crocodiles are at the meeting.  

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19 posted 2000-12-20 10:06 PM


okay, this is my favorite joke ever. it is probably also the worst joke ever. although all those animal jokes were up there. lol.

what is green and has 29 wheels?

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The grass. I lied about the wheels.

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20 posted 2000-12-20 10:57 PM


Um. . . Jannel???  Did I miss something???



OUCH!!!  HEY!!  Watch it K!!  That was too close!!!

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21 posted 2000-12-21 12:17 PM


Not close enough Mr....

heh


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22 posted 2000-12-21 01:47 AM


I LOVE STUPID JOKES...(good thing, considering the state of my life)

But here is my contribution:

Patient: "Doc, I think I'm SHRINKING!!! What am I going to do?"

Doctor: "Well, you're just going to have to be a little patient."

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23 posted 2000-12-21 03:04 AM


Oh Karen...oh dear oh dear oh dear..

~shaking head~


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24 posted 2000-12-22 01:44 AM


a man was told to use lard to make himself grow. so everyday he bathed in crisco, only to find at the end of the month he was actually smaller than ever. He went back to the person who had told him of the powers of the lard and informed him of the situation. After patiently listening to the man rant and rave he calmly informed him that he had said to use lard, not "shortening".

(i know, i know)  


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25 posted 2000-12-22 02:58 AM


Hey...I know it's dumb..but I re-iterate...

It is entirely possible, to pull a muscle while suppressing laughter...

So here, let me let loose:  AH HA HA HA HA!!!

(somehow, unfulfilling...sigh...) OUCH!!! (see?)

OW.....did it again, y'see? so sorry!

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26 posted 2000-12-22 05:58 PM


Is that a swearword I can't quite see Karen...?

Better get rid of it methinks...



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27 posted 2000-12-22 06:18 PM


K-? and that was ouch! (git yer mind outta the gutter...) *wink*
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28 posted 2000-12-23 05:15 AM


Heh
love ya K

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29 posted 2001-03-02 11:23 PM


In the vegetable race who won first and second place?

The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup....


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30 posted 2001-03-02 11:48 PM


Oh God.....haha please no more of these.
......and I mean, like.........EVER haha



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here's one for you all

A lady goes to the vet and brings her poodle for an examination. So the Vet took the poodle and put it on top of the table. he looked into the poodle's ears then gave the poodle a flee colar. Afterwards the the Vet's cat jumped on the table and started to sniff the poodle from head to toe and left. In a matter of 2 minutes, he gives the poodle back to the old lady and said, "that'll be $525.00" The old lady was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. The doctor said, "$25.00 for the ear check and the flee colar, and $500.00 for the cat scan"

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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32 posted 2001-03-26 08:26 PM


LOL @ that cat scan.

Here's one for ya...

What's green and red, and goes a thousand miles a minute?



A frog in a blender

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33 posted 2001-03-26 10:55 PM


Wht Dove..what's brown and gray and goes a thousand miles a minute?

Same frog 5 days later...

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34 posted 2001-03-26 11:04 PM


Ewwww Shawna! That was gross! LOL
But gooooooooood!

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35 posted 2001-03-27 10:03 AM


Let's have a drink. What's in the blender, looks good to me

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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36 posted 2001-03-27 10:11 AM


LOL you know someone actually sent me an attachment of the frog in the blender once. It was interactive. LOL You could push the buttons on the blender.
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37 posted 2001-03-27 11:18 AM


Aww poor frog...
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38 posted 2001-03-27 11:20 AM


http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/frog.html
This would be what WhtDove is talking about.

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NOooooooo Allan, don't show them that haha.
That's just evil.

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40 posted 2001-03-27 03:31 PM


ROFL!!! Allan that would be the one! LOL
Thanks.  

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just stopped in for a peek, and I have to say thanks all for the chuckles, much needed today. I love jokes, and this was just great to scroll down and read everyone's share and the responses.
Thanks again.

With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free..
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That was funny  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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43 posted 2001-03-28 09:41 AM


You want corn-ney?
What’s black and white and red all over?
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What’s black and white and read all over and made of concrete?
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You’re in a room with no doors or windows. The only thing you have is a baseball bat. How do you escape?
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44 posted 2001-03-31 07:48 PM


......somebody needs to get out more often.....BESIDES ME!


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45 posted 2001-03-31 11:33 PM


Allan you sick man - heh: K is having FUUUUUUUN with the frog in the blender...

what's black and white and goes at 10,000 miles an hour?

A penguin rolling down a very steep hill

waiting for collective groans

K

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46 posted 2001-03-31 11:34 PM


hey! How come he still gets to catch flies? He can't catch flies underwater!

Sheesh...

lol

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Yeah the frog blender is funny... I put another link on here to an even better one but it had language so I'm exercising discretion... and editing it out.             

The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further"

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What flies are you talking about Kamla

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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49 posted 2001-04-02 01:48 AM


ACIES (heh) - put it on speed 5 for awhile and you'll see what I mean...

(you do have a nickname now btw - it's settled. You really are Acies and you will have to cope ok?  )

K

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50 posted 2001-04-02 05:03 AM


Yanno..
You people are sick...you all DO realize that dontcha? Geesh..I sure hope so..
*Jenn says..while secretly waiting for the frog in the blender to load*

We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you..

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*walks off into the distant....looks back....shudders....and starts to run*
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It's all Dopey's fault

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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It's funny how often that logic holds true, eh Acire?  
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54 posted 2001-04-04 04:29 PM


*puts 2 blocks of cheese on his handy dandy catopault and launches them onto the heads of acire and allan*

*cleans his hands*
That oughta do it!

*walks off*


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Thanks Dopes, I love cheese  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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Glad to hear that man  
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That was supposed to be  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.


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oppps, sorry

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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59 posted 2001-04-05 03:11 PM


How you guys can completely turn the subject around and get way off track is beyond me...
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60 posted 2001-04-05 03:43 PM


Hahaha We didn't get off the subject.....we're still talkin about cheese aren't we?.....well? what's the prob?  
haha


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It's Dopey's fault

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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62 posted 2001-04-06 10:39 AM


It's all Dopey's fault.

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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Why is it always my fault?  
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Well, someone has to be blamed.   Do you want to blame Peter Pan instead?  We can do that if you need us to, ok?  

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Cause it's always you fault

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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No no no...*points at Peter Pan* You all know it was him! C'mon now hey!


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It's Dopey's fault

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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70 posted 2001-04-08 03:57 PM


"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle"  
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72 posted 2001-04-09 05:54 AM


Look at all this waste of bandwidth...sheesh..

heh

K

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It's Dopey's fault Kamla

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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74 posted 2001-04-09 06:27 PM


Who's Dopey?
I don't know a Dopey?
Do you know a Dopey?
I don't know a Dopey?


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75 posted 2001-04-09 07:29 PM


What is most sad is that you are all hiding behind those cute smilies aren't you? Playing the blame game...tch..yes even YOU Acies...blaming it on Dopey when really he is just a big smilie after all...

(help help...I'm not making any sense...help help..I'm having a crisis...help)

K

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Cannot look much but your form suffers
Some strange injury
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That wasn't affection Kamla  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.

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77 posted 2001-04-10 12:26 PM


Yea! All I am is a big smile  
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78 posted 2001-04-10 12:56 PM


ROFLMAO....Acies - you sulking is really cute yanno?

~K covers head and waits...~

K

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Why are you laughing at me Kamla  

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80 posted 2001-04-10 10:29 AM


I'm not hon...hugs hugs for Acies...

(I KNOW you've been melancholy, I don't pretend to know why - spot the quote spot the quote!)

So snap out of it and laugh eh???

Heh

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*hugs acire* I love you
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Kamla's is good enough Dopey, so stay away from me

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83 posted 2001-04-10 05:42 PM


ALL RIGHT!

I win!

I like winning...

nyah nyah Dopey...

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84 posted 2001-04-10 06:25 PM


A qoute, Severn? I think I see it, but hmmm..where is it from? *scratches head in deep thought*

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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85 posted 2001-04-10 07:05 PM


So, do i get more hugs then Kamla?  

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86 posted 2001-04-10 08:47 PM


Jen - don't tell the boys..it's from Titantic..from Billy Jane to Kate Winslett..

Acies - of course of course... (((Hugs))) to Acies..

heh

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Look Dopey  

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88 posted 2001-04-10 11:08 PM


YES YES! SEVERN! I KNEW IT! ROTFL! :supgergrin:  

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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*writes in his diary "once again rejected by his one and only love, Kamla. I can't seem to ever beat acire's charm. When will I find a woman who truly appreciate ME? When will I get more hugs than acire?.......never... *

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90 posted 2001-04-11 08:00 PM


Dopey, that's pathetic

that won't work

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It might!
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92 posted 2001-04-12 09:36 AM


It won't.

SMOOCH to Acies...let's make Dopey jealous...

heh
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Poop on the both of you!


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he he he  

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C'mon now!
Somebody out there must love me!!!

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96 posted 2001-04-13 01:55 PM


Serenity does  

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*hugs serenity*
HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!  

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98 posted 2001-04-14 10:03 PM


Heh

heh

poop poop

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She's gone mad......*puts her in a straight jacket*

who on earth says poop poop?!
geesh!

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As long as you tie me in there so I can still get my hug  

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101 posted 2001-04-15 06:24 AM


I'm sure YOU say poop all the time Dopey...just read up...and Acies - how about being tied up in a straight jacket which is attached to a bungy?

Now how cool would that be????

Glad to see I'm still in demand...

K

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Anything's cool Kamie, as long as we do it together  

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Ok.....sucks to be me now  
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104 posted 2001-04-17 07:10 AM


Awwwwwwwwwwww....

~Kamie and Acies go running off into the sunset~

Snicker

~Dopey runs behind, desperate to catch up and be loved~


heh

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~*Dopey falls head first on the beach and swallows some incoming seawater*~  

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*coughs it out and sees a shiney thing floating. Picks it up and sees it's car keys......clicks on the beeper and hears a beep in the distance. Follows it and opens the car....sees a book, opens it and it has the name ACIRE in it. CLoses the book, turns on the car, and drives off into the sunset speeding by Kamla and acire. Honks the horn and flips them off*  

At least I got a nice car!


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~*cops see's the speeding car and pulls Dopey over.  WHAM!!! Speeding Ticket for you pal    Realizing a different name of the insurance card and registration card, they also take him to jail for car theft*~

~*Acies and Kamie, being nice as always, goes to the police station and drops the charges to get Dopey out of trouble*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*walks by Kamla and acire.....stares at them sternly and then walks off into the sunset....alone....AS USUAL!  *
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109 posted 2001-04-18 02:54 AM


Kamie...being nice of course...sprints off in Dopey's direction, catches him up, gives him a pat on the head and a bottle of mineral water...then sprints back to Acies and both soon zoom past a trudging Dopey in their wonderful car...

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~*Acies feeling bad, pulls back and gives Dopey a ride to the nearest bus stop then drives away with Kamie*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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111 posted 2001-04-18 02:01 PM


*while awaiting at the bus station dopey hears loud music in the distance.  he sees coming towards him a 1959 caddallac hearse.  kinda looks like the ghostbuster car but with flames painted on it*  hey dopey.  if you want a ride hop in and lets go after them  *smirks*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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112 posted 2001-04-18 08:54 PM


~Kamies and Acies have left eveyone in their dust by now...no chance of catching them up...~


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113 posted 2001-04-18 08:59 PM


*laughs cuz she dont know the engine he has in this thing*  dopey lets roll  
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~*Acies and Kamie pulls to a movie house to go watch a chick flick, have some popcorn, and cuddle up  *~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*smirks....and quickly hops into the truck with Jesse*
Onward!!!

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*steps on the gas leaving a cloud of smoke behind them and are also off to the movies.*  to cuddle to long.  you never know where we are  *evil laugh*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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*finds a cooler and sees a can of coke inside it and pops it open and sips. Jesse grabs his own drink and they turn up the tunes as they speed off into the sunset to find the movie theatre*

*two loud screams are heard out of pure joy of the open road, loud music, and good drinks*
WOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!

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~*Kamie and Acies, after the movie, decide to have a nice romantic dinner with wine, music, and slow dancing*~  

meanwhile

~*Dopey and Jesse get pulled over by another cop for noise pollution caused by their blaring sterio system*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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119 posted 2001-04-19 07:09 PM


Kamie says 'We do'?

Actually what really happens is that after sitting down at the table, Kamie jumps up impatiently and says to Acies 'look, we have to beat them...I haven't got time for all this romantic stuff...LETS LEAVE.'

Acies is heard muttering in the background 'What does she think this is? Daytona?'

After rushing through McDonald's drive-through the two speedsters are off....still VERY much in the lead...

K

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*turns out Javier and Jesse were old time pals of the cop because they played bar gigs together in the same band. They get off the ticket with a warning to 'go fast, but make sure i'm not looking' by the cop*

*they speed off while the cop turns around starring at the beautiful sunset and they slowly but surely start to catch up to acire and kamla*

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~*Acies and Kamie decide to drive straight to Las Vegas and have fun.  Not even worrying about Dopey and Jessie cause there's no way they could catch up!!!*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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~*Acies and Kamla walk up to a poker table, where Allan is shuffling and dealing out.  Despite Acire's hesitant and uptight nature, Kamla approaches, and Allan deals out the cards.  Kamla and Acire get four aces in their first hand, and are asked to place a bet.  Acire notices all that he has is one thousand dollar chip, which is most of their travel money... but with double money, Acire could buy Kamla that ring she was looking at in the jeweller's store...*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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123 posted 2001-04-20 07:04 PM



  
This is Officer Justin!!

PULL OVER ALL YOU SPEED DEMONS!

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*jesse and javier pull over to the side to talk to Justin. They spark up a conversation about Bull Frogs from southern sri lanka and end up having a blast with the officer who lets them go on the condition they play a few tunes. They do and are set free without charge.......they SOMEHOW end up in Las Vegas later that day and decide to enter a casino*


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125 posted 2001-04-21 01:53 AM


Kamie, who really has a secret gambling problem, is all too happy to go to Vegas...any ring that Acies might buy her will swiftly become cash under the excuse 'I'm sorry darling I lost it'...Kamies notices Jesse and Dopey have managed to arrive in Vegas (only because some damn cop gave them a swift ride while towing Jesse's 'beast'...)

She shrugs and goes back to losing all her wordly goods...

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*Dopey tells Jesse to split up and wander around a bit. Jesse ends up playin a round of cards and dopey finds himself on stage dancing with 8 midgets and a transvestite. Dopey wonders how the heck he got up there and runs off after 4 rounds of his famous, world renound tap dancing. He runs into Kamla half dazed out from too much drinking and throwing a fit because she lost all her money and some shiney ring. Acire in the corner crying over his "lost" ring and complaining about him drinking the worst pina colada ever.*

*Dopey realizes the mistake he would have made by hooking up with Kamla. Dopey smiles, leaves a buck for Kamla just in case she needs a cab after they possess her car. Dopey finds jesse after he wins about 1k in cash and then they head off into the sunset, once again.....*

How sweet it is.....

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127 posted 2001-04-21 03:19 AM


*tires smoke and a loud screaching is heard as my "beast" flys off into the desert sunset.  yes how sweet it is.  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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*starts to sweat as he notices Kamla taking in huge amounts of cash... and deals out the hand to break his wallet, for a total of $10,000 that he has left.  Kamla pulls the king, queen, ace, and jack of clubs; plus a king of hearts.  Allan is happy with his hand and places all of his remaining money on his hand, in the hopes of getting back some of what Kamla has already won*

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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~*Acies puts his last 3 dollars in the dollar slots and runs all of them in one roll.  OMG!!!  Acies hits the big jackpot you see on those big screens.  yipeeeee!!!!  He takes the check and a little cash and goes to get Kamie*~

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*Dopey dozes off as Jesse drives across country in search of the perfect town to rest in......oh and to check out the ladies.*
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131 posted 2001-04-22 02:32 AM


Kamie pretends to know how to play poker and manages to fluke it...winning EVERYTHING...she screams 'we're rich Acies! We're rich!'

Acies mutters something about his ring and paying for it...

Allan is depressed and realises he has a gambling addiction as well...Kamie and Acies laugh away to themselves when they spy on Jesse as he realises something has happened to his precious car...hehehehe

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~*builds a robot called Mr Beepers, who he sends after Acire in order to retrieve the money.  In case the plan fails, he begins production of Mr Beepers v2 and Mr Beepers v3 as well.
Be wary of little tin men, Acies and Kamla...*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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133 posted 2001-04-22 04:31 AM


hehehehehehe
*passes out from laughter*

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134 posted 2001-04-22 04:31 AM


hehehehee..how would have guessed that all THIS would come out of CHEESE??

*passes the popcorn and cokes around*
i had fun reading this....continue....

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*finds himself a day later wanding a desert wasteland with a bottle of water, a backpack filled with grey poupon mustard, and some dirty magazines.*

*dopey wonders why Jesse never came back after being with that one blonde girl......how he was forced to tread the endless wasteland to find civilization*

*dopey sits on a rock and reads one of his magazines and drinks up some grey poupon*


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*pulls up next to dopey and gets out*  sorry dopey.  you know how those southern women are.  and thats why i love them so.     *looks at his car near the back tailfin to seee that theres a k scrached into it*  dopey.  they hurt my car.  they will pay.  thank god i know people that will fix it for free.  lets go dopey.  lets find a town to call ours.  *hops in the car and cranks the tunes and is off*

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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~*Mr Beepers waddles in the direction of Kamla and Acire, and comes to a road.  He begins to waddle across, but little does he expect Jesse's car coming full speed.  Mr Beepers begins to beep like crazy and waddles futily away from the car, but is inevitably hit with a large smash of metal on metal, and is blown completely away.
Allan detects this in his base of operations, and curses, then deploying Mr Beepers v2 on the hunt for Acire and Kamla*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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*Metal parts suddenly appear out of nowhere after a sudden crash and with a weird look on his face dopey says "damn robots....their all over the place. I betcha some crazy fool named him mr. Beppers too.....did you know that was the number one name for psycho robots in Tech Magazine?"*

*Jesse looks at dopey, and then continues to drive on to the next town*

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*stuffs her face with a handful of popcorn and takes a sip of coke* Quite interesting, don't you say? Onward, actors and actresses, onward!

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~*Acies and Kamie just go about their business and decide to just go hang out by the pool side of their hotel drinking margaritas and gettinf a full body massage*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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http://www.geocities.com/wayfinder00/Mr-Beepers-v2.jpg

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142 posted 2001-04-23 07:16 AM


Kamie wanders up brazenly to several absurd little robots...

BOOT!

One whirls round and round and explodes...or rather...fizzles sadly...

another topples over pathetically into the pool...

the others scatter in fear...

Acies applauds from beside the pool and Kamie wanders back to start tanning again...

She thinks there is something she ought to remember....oh yes, Dopey and Jesse...hmmm...

oh well - who cares she thinks...them and their stupid car...

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*dopey and jesse are found on the side of the road with the "beast" steaming cuz it over heated.*

*Javier and jesse wait as no cars seem to ever pass by the desolated highway of DOOM*


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144 posted 2001-04-24 11:29 PM


*jesse gets out and kicks the car*  ya know i just fixed this thing up and now we are stuck.  *looks at the map*  damn we are on the highway of doom  *thunder booms as he says doom*  you know Javier, mabey playing that ac/dc highway to hell cd wasnt such a good idea after all.  now what do we do??  hmmmmmm  guess we better start walking.  might want to stand back.  *jesse lights the car on fire so there is no proof that there were there.*  come on man.  lets get walkin  

All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground.

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145 posted 2001-04-25 02:23 PM


~*Kamie and Acies, driving by saw Jess and Dopey needed a ride.  They decided to pull over and as Jesse and Dopey starts to run towards the car to get a ride, Kamie hits the gas and blows dirt in their faces.*~

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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146 posted 2001-04-25 04:29 PM


*looks at jesse while trying to get dirt out of his eye....* I betcha they thought we were tryin to get a ride....ha....if they only knew we were only distracting them cuz some killer robot was headed behind them and got on the roof of their car.....yep I think we did our job!

*continues to walk with jesse...jesse spits out dirt* SO jesse....what do you think the robot wanted from them?

*jesse just smiles and keeps walking alongside Javier....*

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147 posted 2001-04-25 07:20 PM


*curses his photo for not working*  

*Allan stirs in his basement, something has defeated Mr Beepers v2.  This calls for drastic measures, it calls for action...
He holes himself up in his base of operations, an old building marked "Abandoned Warehouse."  There he spends some time letting the powers of the mighty Beepers-slayer known as Kamla rest for a while, and deteriorate.  
Then, when she least suspects it, she'll have the last waltz...*

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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148 posted 2001-04-26 12:41 PM


PAH.

I AM INVINCIBLE!

BWAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kamie stated the above loudly, over-confident as usual...

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149 posted 2001-04-26 07:46 PM


*some guy in a truck comes by and is nice enough to give jesse and javier a ride....they get in and are driven to a town named Gwilderbog.*

*They get something to eat and sit down enjoying their meal*

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~*Acies and Kamie decide to go back to the beach*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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151 posted 2001-04-27 12:55 PM


*is eating his meal*  mmmmmmmmmm fish sticks.  mmmmmmmmmm  hey lets go to the beach.  i heard there are a 2 poeple there that we can hunt down...... errr i mean party with.  lets go my friend.    

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*they get to the beach and jesse takes off his shirt*

*Javier takes off his shirt as loud screams of desire are heard around the beach as hoards of women come running to jesse and him*

*they run away and finally get away from them by pretending to be maniquins*

I guess they were blonde, eh?

*Jesse sees kamla and acies in the distance and nudges javier and they both ease their way a bit closer to them*

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153 posted 2001-04-28 03:21 AM


*after wondering why dopey is hullicenating they inch closer and closer to the 2.*   oh hell dopey there looking hide.  *jumps behind a reaaaalllllly big sand castle*

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154 posted 2001-04-28 03:54 AM


~*soon screams are heard in the direction of the water, and people are seen running from something.  A shark?  No, it's far too big!  It's the Beepers v3, Leviathan Model!  And it's huge!  And it swallows Acire in a massive gulp, before he can show any sign of retaliation!  It suddenly gets a look on its "face" like a child who just had some nasty medicine, and spits Acire out in the direction of a far away island!  Then, Leviathan model falls over defeated, but with an opening in its head that seems to lead to a cockpit of some sort... it looks very inviting...*~
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155 posted 2001-04-28 07:44 AM


GULP.

Kamie runs away from madly...

there are more interesting things going on at the other end of the beach...

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~*goes and runs after Kamie*~

~*sees Dopey hiding behind a girl and wonders what he's doing there*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*realizes he's hiding behind a girl and acire is wondering what he's doing there....so he runs into the leviathon cockpit and controls beepers*

*The robot stands up and starts to swing madly due to javier's inability to control it*

*javier picks up a How To Drive Beepers For Dummies manual up and reads it*

*starts to rampage the beach and swims to a nearby island where monkeys live*

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158 posted 2001-04-30 12:10 PM


*jesse sees that his friend is now in a robot and starting to rampage.*  ok i am heading to ihop for breakfast to get away from the beach for a while till javier figures out how to control that crazy thing.  hey acire and kamie yall up for pancakes?  my treat

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159 posted 2001-04-30 09:33 AM


~*Knowing that Dopey is no longer with Jessie, and breakfast sounds really good, Acies and Kamie join Jessie in IHOP*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*Javier climbs out of the robot after hours of trying to control it and finds himself on a desert island....alone....and no volleyball to accompany him  *
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~*Jessie, Kamie, and Acies just enjoy their food at IHOP*~

~*Please pass the salt Jessie*~

~*Kamie, here have some hash*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*javier is forced to live like a monkey and built a house made out of palm tree leaves and eat coconuts all day*
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163 posted 2001-05-01 01:01 AM


he guys you stay here i will be right back.  *walks back over to the beach and sees dopey sitting there all alone.*  hey my friend come join us for for some food     we are all friends now.  we just got scared whne you got up in that robot and were flaling everywhere.  come my friend the war is over.     and pancakes awiat  

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164 posted 2001-05-01 02:03 AM


What on earth is IHOP, Kamie says, staring at something called 'hash' which she only knows as something illegal.


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165 posted 2001-05-01 02:41 AM


hehehehe  kamie IHOP is something found in the mainly southern part of the usa.  it stands for international house of pancakes.  *waits for her to laugh*  

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166 posted 2001-05-01 05:17 PM


hey, Chicago has IHOPs too
and hash is hash browns Kamie
fried shreaded or diced potatoes

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167 posted 2001-05-01 06:50 PM


OHHHHHH Hash Browns...certainly not hash...

International House Of Pancakes Huh? Not very international then is it?

*Kamie and Acies go find some black and white milk cows to get fresh milk to have with pancakes*

heh


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168 posted 2001-05-01 08:42 PM


*refuses to eat pancakes since they are just fluff and just eats some eggs and bacon and hash......*

Mmm...good.

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169 posted 2001-05-02 08:34 AM


~*grumbles for not having been invited, and paces in the abandoned warehouse, preparing his next move*~
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~*Acies asks Kamie on how to milk a cow*~

~*Pull what Kamie?*~

~*You mean I should tug on that thing?  *~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*looks at Kamie and Acire trying to milk a Male bull*

Hey Jesse, those folks are sicker than I thought!


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**Stops in at the IHOP, grabs a basket full of all the best breakfast calories, and joins Allan in the abandoned warehouse** I've got some killer ideas for a Mizz Beepers....

"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.  And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."   ~Kahil Gibran

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173 posted 2001-05-02 04:39 PM


you know your not suppose to milk the bulls.  that might be a problom and it aint milk.     and where is allan.  and why did that girl that i couldnt reconize stare at us and walk out like that??  hmmmmmm  hey dopey lets get out of here before that bull gets mad.  

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174 posted 2001-05-03 05:58 AM


'Excuse me?????

I am from the LAND of milk cows...I grew up mooing to them across a river (truly I did lol) - I rather think I would KNOW the difference between a bull and cow eh?' K says huffily...

Awright theen?

Gunna argya with a rool kiwi maate?

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~*Acies and Kamie walk back in IHOP with a bucket of milk, but they realize that Jessie and Dopey are gone.  Not only that, they left without paying the bill ;(*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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176 posted 2001-05-03 05:29 PM


No worries Acies - we'll just give them the milk ok?

Then we will hunt down jesse & dopey...ohhhhh you're in for it boys..

hey has anyone seen Allan? Is he still working on those pathetic..er...inventive, original death machines?

K

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~*paces in his laboratory, pondering... pondering... when suddenly, Carly rushes in and tells him all about her idea for a Mizz Beepers.  After a nice breakfast CHO meal, Allan sits down and begins to create the prototype Mizz Beepers, while Carly sits down and begins knitting the pink dress and ribbon*~

Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  
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~*Acies remembers that they just won a lot in Vegas, so he pays the bill and leaves a $100.00 tip to the waitress.*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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*can't knit worth a poop and burns the dress and ribbon with flames escaping from her breath...*
*goes out to the local Hot Topic and purchases some kickin' punk gear for Miz Beepers*
Thas whut AHM talkin bout...
*shows Allan the secret weapons hidden in Miz Beepers' accessories* See, this one is programmed just to squirt pudding balls at persons with names unknown....

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180 posted 2001-05-03 11:08 PM


*knocks on allans door*  hey allan.  i have a few things for you.  some parts you might be able to use to get back at those other two.  dont worry dopey will be here soon.  we left them with the bill so it would stall them.  so lets get to work.  you up for it??  *evil grin*

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~*The door to the Abandoned Warehouse opens, and Jesse is grabbed by his collar and dragged into the building.  The door is slammed behind him.*~

*~Jesse finds himself in front of a very classy-looking man sitting at a desk, with his feet up.  There is a woman next to him, slightly tall, in a red satin dress.  The man smiles at Jesse politely.*~

I am Allan, yes.  And who are you, stranger?

*whispers to the woman*  I don't know, Carly... he looks suspicious...

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*suddenly out of nowhere a shout is heard*
YEeeeeeeeeHAaaaawwwww!!!

*Javier dumps 20 gallons of milk on the spiffy lookin man and the woman next to him* He swings down with a rope and frees jesse. Then he quickly ties up the man and woman together*

We're outa here partner!!!!!
YEeeeeeeeeeehawwwwww!!

*jesse and Javier exit the warehouse*

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~*struggles to break free*~

We've got no alternative, Carly... we have to use our last resort.

*~hits a big red button below his desk with his foot~*

~*the building bursts open, and a huge, 50 foot metal spider-creature emerges*~

(Allan yells from the cockpit)  You mortals are going to get it now!  You'll never top  this, the ultimate beepers!  It's Mr Beepers v4, the Arachnia Model!  Mwa ha ha!

~*goes for the controls but is still tied up*~

Oh crud...

~*Beepers V4 goes completely out of control and begins to rampage the city*~

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~*Acies and Kamie, again go about their business and decide to go to the mall to shop for some phat outfits*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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185 posted 2001-05-04 01:32 PM


great plan Javier.  worked to a tee     lets get out of here before that weird spider thang gets out.  

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

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Darn good thing I'm not lactose intolerant..
*manages to wriggle her feet free and picks up a bottle of chocolate sauce that was leftover from breakfast* Got milk?

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*Javier and jesse run to a local music shop and tell them to beware the giant, robotic, psycho spider rampaging through the city*

*Javier finds a manual "How to defeat giant, robotic, psycho spiders that rampage through cities for Dummies" and reads it*

Jesse quick.....get a guitar and a huge amp.....10,000 watts!!! I'll get another with 20,000 watts....we need to blast this spider to hell with sound waves that will burst his wiring causing it to wither and plummet to the floor in complete defeat!


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188 posted 2001-05-05 01:34 AM


i just happen to have that amp right here.  and as always i have my guitar.  awaiting your plan my friend  

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Ah-HAH!  I was expecting this kind of thing!

~*using his teeth, flips open "evil robot building/engineering for dummies" to a bookmarked page*~

Right here!  I installed an anti-electic field to this thing.  What does it do?  It disables all other machines around it, especially guitar amplifiers!

*~hits the big yellow button with his foot~*

~*Beepers v4 gives off a shrieking, twisted Industrial melody that shuts off all the power in the city, as well as causing all the batteries to self-destruct*~

Mwa ha ha!  You are all doomed!  Without electricity, how can you play music rockin' enough to destroy v4?  

Simple!  You can't!  I win, everyone!  

I win!

... oh and Carly.  Yeah she wins too, 'cause she brought me breakfast.  

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*looks at jesse with an evil grin*
Yes! I anticipated this!

*shows The man controlling Beepers4 his manual of "How to Make your Guiatar and Amp Solar Powered for Dummies"*

Ha ha ha!!!!!

*Jesse and javier rock on playing hard music and watch as The evil spider slowly starts to feel the power of 30,000 Watts of head banging sound waves!!*
YEA!!!!!!

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~*Acies and Kamie, walking in the mall,  sees that the Beepers robots are on sale for $9.95.  So, they decide to get a couple*~

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192 posted 2001-05-06 07:33 AM


...and modify them...hehehhehe...trained to kill...


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*looks at acire and kamla and shakes his head*
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How can you be seeing us when you're somewhere else Dopey?

~*Kamie and Acies makes the beepers robot into a robo bodyguard*~

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So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

~*With his foot, Allan hits the eject button just as Beepers v4 teeters and falls over, crushing Jesse and Javier's vehicle*~

Um...... well at least I got back at you!  Ah-HAH!  

~*flies off into the horizon.  Could he finally be defeated?  only time will tell...*~

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(out of character) Ok everyone, I think we should make this thread a "to be continued" until Javier gets back from his cruise.  Alright?

To Be Continued....

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okies

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198 posted 2001-05-06 08:03 PM


hahahahahhahaa!!!
oh my i had fun laughing my head off...hehehe..the ppl sitting next to me were getting slightly peeved off about it ( im at uni right now-see i AM addicted   )

well ive run out of popcorn
*takes the week off to go in search of the worlds best popcorn*

a week's too long to wait so ive gotta do sumthing right?

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199 posted 2001-05-06 08:17 PM


sounds good to me    

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200 posted 2001-05-07 08:54 AM


Agreed....
I didn't know humph
sulk

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~*give Kamla a huggies*~

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202 posted 2001-05-08 06:50 AM


thanks Acies...feel better now heh
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he he  

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204 posted 2001-05-08 03:22 PM


*knits a sweater with "SEXY" across the front*  
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Is that for me  

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206 posted 2001-05-09 01:13 AM


OH no it's definitely for me Acies...sorry - maybe next time for you?

K


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That's what you think Kamie  

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208 posted 2001-05-11 07:24 AM


Oh I KNOW...I know I know..

'I'm too sexy for this thread
I'm too sexy for this thread...'

Sheesh I need to grow up ~snicker~

K

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209 posted 2001-05-11 09:24 AM


Is that the song I'm thinking of Kamla?  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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210 posted 2001-05-13 03:28 PM


*suddenly rushes in the room with a loud, tropical t-shirt on*
hey! I'm back!
Let's get crackin!!!!

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211 posted 2001-05-13 11:16 PM


Nobodies speaking to you anymore Javs - we're all too jealous heh..

You've been dumped out on the side of the road and left to fend for yourself...

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212 posted 2001-05-15 02:33 AM


*walks around aimlessly until he spots a Ms. Beepers and starts talkin to her about how he's all alone and....lonely and stuff that goes along with being ALONE*

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213 posted 2001-05-15 06:15 AM


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

~pity  pity~

snicker


mean K

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214 posted 2001-05-15 09:40 AM


This is no pity party Dopey  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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215 posted 2001-05-15 01:41 PM


*jesse walks over to dopey*  dont worry your not alone my friend  

And I cry to the alleyway
Confess all to the rain
But I lie straight to the mirror
The one I've broken to match my face

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216 posted 2001-05-15 02:01 PM


*hugs Jesse*  
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217 posted 2003-03-23 01:17 AM


sigh
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218 posted 2003-03-23 01:42 AM


OMG it's the cheese joke thread...LP what were you thinking?

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219 posted 2003-03-25 02:28 PM


*quietly turns and walks away*

You guys are nuts LOL

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220 posted 2003-03-25 03:06 PM


"I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me." -- from an old episode of Buffy
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221 posted 2003-03-25 03:23 PM


(sorry, Mr Beepers v6 told me to say that)
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222 posted 2003-03-29 07:26 PM


"Dizzy? Dizzy, I gots cheeeeezzze!" My favorite word used to be cheese. In every home vidio we own, I say the word "cheese" at least ten times. No kidding.

No ones getting no comfort from me!

Poetry does not know age,  
poetry knows skill and compassion

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223 posted 2003-03-29 09:51 PM


I'm new, but i get a kick more out of the funny replies more than your joke. SRY!

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224 posted 2003-03-29 09:51 PM


I'm new, but i get a kick more out of the funny replies more than your joke. SRY!

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225 posted 2003-03-30 07:31 PM


And you just discovered one of the most inconvenient parts of posting (not for us, for you) Sometimes you click on the button twice and your reply is duplicated. Nothing big, it happens to all of us. Its cool to see a new member back here, but why would anyone start off were all the weird poeple go? (no offense, but we are all weird, no denying it)

Cheese Rocks!

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poetry knows skill and compassion

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226 posted 2003-03-31 09:36 AM


The "Wehatecheese" Union disagrees with your statement of "Cheese Rocks" because it is so plainly evil.
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227 posted 2003-03-31 01:32 PM


The Wehatecheese Union is nothing but a puppet organization under the Fermented Milk Haters Association. That's right, I said it! And your politics disgust me. Let's do lunch, over some nice grilled cheese sandwiches. :mmm:
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228 posted 2003-04-02 07:29 PM


This comeing from someone who is afraid of yogurt? I thank you for sticking up for cheese.  Do you know how cheese was invented? A man carrying camel milk throough the desert to a neighboring tribe lost the trail. While he traveled, he grew hungry. after 30 days, his food supply ran out. He opened the bag of milk, and the rest was history. The milk had turned into cheese after so many days unter the sun and bouncing in the saddle. Cheese is history, my friend. Without it, no grilled chesse, cheese on spagetti or pizza or crackers. No cheese in your salad, no cheese balls, cheese nips, cheese chips, cheezy bread. Need I say more? Cheese rocks. Hard. Vote for cheese

SMEARED


Never be normal!

[This message has been edited by Wind (04-02-2003 07:33 PM).]

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229 posted 2003-04-03 01:35 PM


I've never read a 229-part joke on cheese before, especially one where I was involved in some small way.

This has been most illuminating.

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230 posted 2003-04-04 01:01 PM


Mmmmmm...cheese and champagne!

The world is good, and nothing bad ever happens!

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231 posted 2003-04-04 02:41 PM


quote:
SMEARED


I second that motion.

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