here's one for you all
A lady goes to the vet and brings her poodle for an examination. So the Vet took the poodle and put it on top of the table. he looked into the poodle's ears then gave the poodle a flee colar. Afterwards the the Vet's cat jumped on the table and started to sniff the poodle from head to toe and left. In a matter of 2 minutes, he gives the poodle back to the old lady and said, "that'll be $525.00" The old lady was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. The doctor said, "$25.00 for the ear check and the flee colar, and $500.00 for the cat scan"
"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.