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Colin
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0 posted 2001-02-17 01:14 AM


Good morning/afternoon/evening, Sir/Madam. May I take your order for a drink?

Thankyou, please make yourself at home!

So, what would you like to drink everyone?

Mine's a big chunky mug filled with with strong white coffee.



Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

© Copyright 2001 Colin Ramage - All Rights Reserved
X Angel
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1 posted 2001-02-17 02:10 AM


lol you did do well at that Colin...I remember breakfast in bed when I had a migraine (....ain't he a sweetie girls???)

I think I forgot to leave a tip, or did I??


Now getcher minds outta the gutter kids!
:P
~H



A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)


Skyfyre
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Sitting in Michael's Lap
2 posted 2001-02-17 03:41 AM


Amaretto Latte', if you please ... and don't forget the whipped cream on top ...


*Linda lapses into caffeine-induced daydreams ... yum*

LOL X-Angel -- lucky you -- Mike's idea of "breakfast in bed" is what the ants come to get after he mounges a whole bag of ruffles just before drifting off to sleep ... sigh.


Nan
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3 posted 2001-02-17 08:00 AM


At least you GET breakfast in bed, Linda...
Elizabeth
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4 posted 2001-02-17 12:22 PM


Elizabeth walks into the coffee house...

And in back, the employees all scream, sob, and hold onto each other for support, all saying, "The psycho wench is back AGAIN!"

hehehe watch out guys!

Severn
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5 posted 2001-02-17 01:00 PM


milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo etc

don't ask what it is - everyone should already know...

K


...and I have found that a lifetime can be lived in one moment...

T.G.M.

Colin
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6 posted 2001-02-17 01:51 PM


hmmmmm, Milo? Isn't he the hero in the animated movie, "The Phantom Tollbooth?"

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Dopey Dope
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7 posted 2001-02-18 01:11 AM


Coke?



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Dopey Dope
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8 posted 2001-02-18 01:11 AM


Coke?



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Colin
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Callington, Cornwall, England
9 posted 2001-02-18 01:29 AM


Two cokes coming right up

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

inot2B
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10 posted 2001-02-18 10:54 AM


A mug of hot coffee will do, thank you! If I like the way you look when you walk away, I'll leave you a nice tip.
Irie
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11 posted 2001-02-18 02:45 PM


A good & strong double tall latte with a half shot of hazelnut, no whip!


~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"



X Angel
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12 posted 2001-02-18 07:24 PM


hey Ino....ya'll like the way he looks when he walks away he has the most amazing caboose this girl has ever encountered, but keep in mind darlin....he's very very taken *wink*
~H

*as Heather tries VERY VERY hard not feel a surge of green hit her!*

silly me!!!

PhaerieChild
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Aloha, Oregon
13 posted 2001-02-18 10:02 PM


Okay after spending an entire evening with a White Russian (the conversation is still really fuzzy) I would like the strongest espresso you got preferably with an IV drip. (Oh man, my head hurts)

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

inot2B
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14 posted 2001-02-20 08:37 PM


X Angel, I would like to send my apologies for that extra long look at Colin as he walked away.
P.S. My husband read The waiter. and says I'm not allowed to drink coffee here anymore, it makes me write wild things.

X Angel
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15 posted 2001-02-20 11:43 PM


hey Ino.....I was playin....

come have coffee I swear Colin will behave, and yer hubbs has no fears there cuz I'd break Colins legs and arms and, and, and if'n he did do anything wrong LOLOLOL
*wink*
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)


inot2B
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16 posted 2001-02-21 12:04 PM


LOL, hey don't blame Colin, the fellow just can't help looking so good.
Hubby isn't jealous he's just cheap. He can't see anyone going to a coffee bar and paying good money when you can make a (PLAIN) cup of coffee at home so much cheaper. Oh well, can't complain he serves me coffee in bed come morning.

Elizabeth Cor
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Over the river and through the woods
17 posted 2001-02-21 01:05 AM


"IcedDecafTripleShotGrandeCarmelLatte. With sauce, not syrup."

*Ding* Did you know?
Baristas get scared when you can call out drinks faster than they can.

LOL@Linda... and uhm, you sure that wasn't YOUR bag of chips?

Colin
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Callington, Cornwall, England
18 posted 2001-02-21 02:05 AM


STOP looking at my ....!!!

naughty naughty girlies!

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

serenity blaze
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19 posted 2001-02-21 03:30 AM


Ovaltine.

" Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
T.S. Eliot


Munda
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The Hague, The Netherlands
20 posted 2001-02-22 01:59 PM


Koffie verkeerd alstublieft... and I'm NOT looking!
Colin
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Callington, Cornwall, England
21 posted 2001-02-22 03:38 PM


Sorry the coffee took so long Munda, I had to figure out what you wanted first

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

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22 posted 2001-02-22 04:46 PM


Long Island iced tea, please...

oh, this ISN'T a bar? YOU PEOPLE AREN'T DRUNK?!?!?

(What a world!)

Munda
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23 posted 2001-02-22 05:45 PM


Yeah, yeah and now you're pretending you know what I am talking about! Oh what the heck... just 'cause you're almost my next door neighbour... coffee au lait please.
Skyfyre
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Sitting in Michael's Lap
24 posted 2001-02-22 05:54 PM


Quite sure, Ms. Cor, as potato chips are hardly my favorite food -- if I'm eating in bed, you'd better believe it's going to be something like strawberries in whipped cream ...  

... though that WAS my coffee creamer sprinkled all over the baker's rack *wink*

Oh -- and waiter, sir -- I'll have what she's having (sounds good LOL)  

Linda

inot2B
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25 posted 2001-02-22 07:36 PM


Munda* I saw you, and you were looking when Colin walked away.

LoveBug* In Texas we have a drink called a Texas Tea, I wonder if its the same as your Long Island Tea.

Dopey Dope
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26 posted 2001-02-23 12:18 PM


*drinks both of his cokes and smiles*
wow this place rocks.



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

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