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Colin
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0 posted 02-17-2001 01:14 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Good morning/afternoon/evening, Sir/Madam. May I take your order for a drink?

Thankyou, please make yourself at home!

So, what would you like to drink everyone?

Mine's a big chunky mug filled with with strong white coffee.



Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
X Angel
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1 posted 02-17-2001 02:10 AM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

lol you did do well at that Colin...I remember breakfast in bed when I had a migraine (....ain't he a sweetie girls???)

I think I forgot to leave a tip, or did I??


Now getcher minds outta the gutter kids!
:P
~H



A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)

Skyfyre
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2 posted 02-17-2001 03:41 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Amaretto Latte', if you please ... and don't forget the whipped cream on top ...


*Linda lapses into caffeine-induced daydreams ... yum*

LOL X-Angel -- lucky you -- Mike's idea of "breakfast in bed" is what the ants come to get after he mounges a whole bag of ruffles just before drifting off to sleep ... sigh.

Nan
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3 posted 02-17-2001 08:00 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

At least you GET breakfast in bed, Linda...
Elizabeth
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4 posted 02-17-2001 12:22 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Elizabeth walks into the coffee house...

And in back, the employees all scream, sob, and hold onto each other for support, all saying, "The psycho wench is back AGAIN!"

hehehe watch out guys!
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5 posted 02-17-2001 01:00 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo milo etc

don't ask what it is - everyone should already know...

K


...and I have found that a lifetime can be lived in one moment...

T.G.M.
Colin
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6 posted 02-17-2001 01:51 PM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

hmmmmm, Milo? Isn't he the hero in the animated movie, "The Phantom Tollbooth?"

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
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7 posted 02-18-2001 01:11 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Coke?



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
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Coke?



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily
Colin
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9 posted 02-18-2001 01:29 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Two cokes coming right up

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
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10 posted 02-18-2001 10:54 AM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

A mug of hot coffee will do, thank you! If I like the way you look when you walk away, I'll leave you a nice tip.
Irie
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11 posted 02-18-2001 02:45 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

A good & strong double tall latte with a half shot of hazelnut, no whip!


~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"


X Angel
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12 posted 02-18-2001 07:24 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

hey Ino....ya'll like the way he looks when he walks away he has the most amazing caboose this girl has ever encountered, but keep in mind darlin....he's very very taken *wink*
~H

*as Heather tries VERY VERY hard not feel a surge of green hit her!*

silly me!!!
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13 posted 02-18-2001 10:02 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Okay after spending an entire evening with a White Russian (the conversation is still really fuzzy) I would like the strongest espresso you got preferably with an IV drip. (Oh man, my head hurts)

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree
inot2B
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14 posted 02-20-2001 08:37 PM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

X Angel, I would like to send my apologies for that extra long look at Colin as he walked away.
P.S. My husband read The waiter. and says I'm not allowed to drink coffee here anymore, it makes me write wild things.
X Angel
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15 posted 02-20-2001 11:43 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

hey Ino.....I was playin....

come have coffee I swear Colin will behave, and yer hubbs has no fears there cuz I'd break Colins legs and arms and, and, and if'n he did do anything wrong LOLOLOL
*wink*
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)

inot2B
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16 posted 02-21-2001 12:04 AM       View Profile for inot2B   Email inot2B   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for inot2B

LOL, hey don't blame Colin, the fellow just can't help looking so good.
Hubby isn't jealous he's just cheap. He can't see anyone going to a coffee bar and paying good money when you can make a (PLAIN) cup of coffee at home so much cheaper. Oh well, can't complain he serves me coffee in bed come morning.
Elizabeth Cor
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17 posted 02-21-2001 01:05 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

"IcedDecafTripleShotGrandeCarmelLatte. With sauce, not syrup."

*Ding* Did you know?
Baristas get scared when you can call out drinks faster than they can.

LOL@Linda... and uhm, you sure that wasn't YOUR bag of chips?
Colin
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18 posted 02-21-2001 02:05 AM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

STOP looking at my ....!!!

naughty naughty girlies!

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
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19 posted 02-21-2001 03:30 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Ovaltine.

" Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
T.S. Eliot

Munda
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20 posted 02-22-2001 01:59 PM       View Profile for Munda   Email Munda   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Munda's Home Page   View IP for Munda

Koffie verkeerd alstublieft... and I'm NOT looking!
Colin
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21 posted 02-22-2001 03:38 PM       View Profile for Colin   Email Colin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Colin

Sorry the coffee took so long Munda, I had to figure out what you wanted first

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
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22 posted 02-22-2001 04:46 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

Long Island iced tea, please...

oh, this ISN'T a bar? YOU PEOPLE AREN'T DRUNK?!?!?

(What a world!)
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Yeah, yeah and now you're pretending you know what I am talking about! Oh what the heck... just 'cause you're almost my next door neighbour... coffee au lait please.
Skyfyre
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24 posted 02-22-2001 05:54 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Quite sure, Ms. Cor, as potato chips are hardly my favorite food -- if I'm eating in bed, you'd better believe it's going to be something like strawberries in whipped cream ...  

... though that WAS my coffee creamer sprinkled all over the baker's rack *wink*

Oh -- and waiter, sir -- I'll have what she's having (sounds good LOL)  

Linda
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