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Did we REALLY land on the Moon?

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Michael
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25 posted 02-20-2001 03:06 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

Well, just to end all this controversy let me say this -

I was there!!!! and yes, you all landed on the moon.

Actually, I was living there quite peacefully for many years, alone, until those lying astronauts enticed me back to earth with those naked pictures of Marilyn Monroe - sigh!

Should have known better - should have just listened to Marvin and blown up the earth with my space modulator...

If I were you, i'd stop worrying about petty issues as such and start worrying about the REAL conspiracies - like what, exactly, is in that hot dog you just ate?
Muwahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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26 posted 02-20-2001 09:01 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Haven't you seen MIB?
half of our population consists of Alliens
going to the moon is easy

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S.
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27 posted 02-20-2001 11:45 AM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

NO!

No, No, No!!!!!!
I dont' eat hot dogs!
I don't eat those NASTY peperoni sticks either!
BLETCH!!! ACK!!!! WRETCH!!!!!

Ok Michael, you're quite funny!

Sorry they had to tease you with Miss Norma Jean!



Acire.....Aliens? Dang, I thought we had all you earthling fooled!




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left by those who got there first"


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28 posted 02-20-2001 05:02 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Acire, I'm an alien! If anyone wants to come to outer space with me the next time I am due back at my home planet of Exmalion to check in on things, give a yell.

And Michael, I'm a vegetarian so I don't have to worry about what's in the hot dogs (or pepperoni sticks, or Chicken McNuggets, or anything)!
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29 posted 02-20-2001 08:18 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

I freely admit to being inconsiderate now and again (not really rude, per se) and I am definitely arrogant... but I would be severely insulted if anyone labeled me "stupid".

...hmm I guess this isn't really news to anyone is it?  

p.s. MICHEAL! This is explains sooooo much. Like how you can manage to eat DENNY'S!  
*pauses* *thinks* You brought Chris back with you too, huh? ...Was he your dog?  

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30 posted 02-21-2001 10:26 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

Addressing Ms. Cor - about that Denny's thing, you promised you'd never tell!!!
Besides, at least I didn't eat one of their breakfasts - YUK!!!

So far as Chris, actually we were both there on the moon, (arguing over who arrived first of course), and therefore the rightful owner of all zoning rights, mineral rights, etc. when those freak astronauts showed up. Chris was completely woooed by them and their PIC's, and though I really held limited interests, in the end it was Chris convinced me earth women might be fun - sigh!!!
He's a dog alright - I can still see him wagging his tail feverishly and giving me those puppy dog eyes - what a chump...


Oh, and speaking of PIC's - where's that new one of Chris at anyway?


Michael

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