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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Would you believe that Justin N. Wanted my rooster, instead got a hen! No way he's getting my Andrew Scott Abducting a King! It must be a plot! I wonder what he'll say Justin N. When he finds out his rooster's a hen Now let me have a good look at you 'Drew And see if you're still fit enough for a stew You're feathers all wrinkled, your legs too slim You better start taking some rooster gym To fix this remote I need some advise I better find Doc while you exercise Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Be careful!! I collect chickens...  and any abuse of those feathered friends of mine will be dealt with!!!  BTW - cute poem! |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Very cute poem here. I liked it.  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Gene Senior Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 935Colorado, USA |
Look out! Duck! One just flew over the cuckoo's nest.  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I've been pumpin' iron Down at the Stute gym One, two… One, two Ripped from limb to limb! Sippin' booster cocktails Raw egg protein shake Beside me Super Chicken Is just Shake n' Bake No longer a two piece meal Set the table for eight But not for rooster my dear It's Justin on the plate Cock-a-doodle-dooooo my Lady Red… The Royal Rooster, The Crayon King of the East Wing is back with a serious can of woop-a**! (Or is that spaghetti sauce?) I'm a mean motor-scooter and a bad go-getter… the mean don't mess with me and the bad just run away. I've come here to cook Clan and take names… and I left my pad and crayons in my other straight jacket. Sorry I've been gone so long… Been working as an extra on that flick Chicken Run. But hey, I've been working out down at Feather Fitness… here… just feel that wing… and look at this leg! Bet cha haven't seen meat like that this side of a turkey! So where's the Clan hindin'? I've got some Justin's to cook and a kettle that's just-inchin' to be brought to a boil. Yo ho, yo ho… it's off to the kitchen we go….  [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-15-2001).] |
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