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Lockenloade
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since 2000-11-17
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0 posted 2000-11-18 12:26 PM


(in the Landramat)

Hello, my name is Locken Loade,
You the proprietor of this shop?
Has Sasquatch passed through here?
.....Only on his laundry day hop ?!?

I'm talking about a WILD creature here,
Must be at least seven foot tall,
You say when his laundry all done,
He heads straight for the Mall ?!?

(This whole town must be delusional,
These folks think "Ol' Squatch" is cool,
Is this some kind of wild goose chase,
And am I being played the fool?)

I can't pick up on his scent here,
Too much fabric softener and bleach,
But I'm going to track this Sasquatch,
Before he get out of my reach!

Which way did you say it was to the Mall?
(Hmmm...a Chineese resturant next door, I wonder if they have carry-outs?)



[This message has been edited by Lockenloade (edited 11-18-2000).]

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Romy
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since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170
Plantation, Florida
1 posted 2000-11-18 12:38 PM


Well, you won't get any help from me, I hear Lady Luck is with him today! LOL!
Celeste
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since 2000-11-11
Posts 597

2 posted 2000-11-18 04:09 PM


LOL!  Too cute!  

To capture and live a moment is truly living

ethome
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since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada
3 posted 2000-11-18 06:08 PM


Persistence will get him for you I think the townspeople are protecting him. Good fun poem!!
kcsgrandma
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since 2000-09-24
Posts 1522
Presque Isle, ME
4 posted 2000-11-18 10:48 PM


He went that-a way!   

To love another person is to see the face of God.
- Les Miserables

Marilyn

DawnG
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since 2000-06-23
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5 posted 2000-11-18 11:41 PM


This is very cute. Welcome to Passions, as I seem to have missed your first post.

                                   Dawn

PhaerieChild
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since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon
6 posted 2000-11-19 01:11 AM


Very cute post. Possibly at Lloyds Mall over in Portland Oregon. Hear he likes the great North West this time of year. Gets real cold up here and things get slower so food is easier to catch. Maybe he's kickin' it with the Orange Julius Shoppe

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

Dennis L. White
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since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.
7 posted 2000-11-24 09:42 AM


Lock,
  Oh, darn! You just missed him, but I'm told he's wearing Plaid now!
Dennis :^)

Moonbeams radiate
When the veiling cloud has passed
Playful shadows dance

Dennis L. White :^)



Dopey Dope
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San Juan, Puerto Rico
8 posted 2000-11-24 03:59 PM


I know nothing.......*grins*



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!


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