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2dalimit
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since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228
Mississippi coast

0 posted 2000-10-13 09:06 AM



GOOD MORNING

It’s time to go,
It’s nature’s call.
I can no longer put it off.
I give a strain, a moan, a cry,
And one big hearty cough.

I grab the Times.
I read the news,
The Sports, Obits and other stuff.
I give a strain, a moan, a cry,
And one big hearty cough.

When it’s finally over,
Oh, no! There’s no more paper.
My preparation wasn’t enough.
But, I gave a strain, a moan, a cry,
And one big hearty cough.

© Copyright 2000 Melton Culberth - All Rights Reserved
Wobbly Head Bob
Member
since 2000-05-15
Posts 299
Virginia, USA
1 posted 2000-10-13 10:21 AM


HAHAHAHA!  Melton, this is definately daringly funny!  Remember, my friend, come well-stocked, soft, and two ply!!!
Dennis L. White
Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.
2 posted 2000-10-13 07:01 PM


Ah, yes! the morning call,LOL......Been there , done that! I don't want the tee shirt though! LOL Good one Melton!
Dennis :^)

Moonbeams radiate
When the veiling cloud has passed
Playful shadows dance

Dennis L. White :^)



Jon Mewett
Senior Member
since 2000-03-04
Posts 1304

3 posted 2000-10-14 06:48 AM


Well your regular any way.......

Nice one M


Jon

2dalimit
Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228
Mississippi coast
4 posted 2000-10-14 07:32 AM


Bob, Dennis, Jon,(Thanks) and to whom it may concern, I want to apologize for any inconvenience this image may have caused. OK. Let’s move on.
Melton

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