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twinsgd
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since 2000-02-13
Posts 416
Ontario,Canada

0 posted 2000-04-05 12:31 PM


GET UP you trolls I  made a mistake
McNastie's loose here in the estate
He plans to do the faeries in,
and still I wonder does he have a twin ?

If there's something scary it's McNastie loose
Riding around on a sickly white goose
Braying and wailing not unlike a moose
Come on you trolls bring on the noose

I think trolls hunker down here for the night
We best get ready for an all out fight
Be ready to charge at the suns' first light
hey you faeries take the flank on the right.

The fight's all over it's plain to see.
McNastie got stung by a tiny little bee
He's running so fast away from the fight
it just looks to me like a sick goose's flight.

The trail he is leaving is oh so foul
he is under the gaze of the watchful barn owl
Who just let fly with a blood curdling howl
saying McNastie smells like a rotting old fowl.

The trolls are digging
The trolls are digging



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KimW
Member
since 2000-03-04
Posts 268
Medford, Oregon, USA
1 posted 2000-04-05 12:34 PM


LOL!


Swåmp¤Faerÿie
Member
since 2000-03-29
Posts 358
Illinois
2 posted 2000-04-05 12:42 PM


lol....RIGHT ON!!!!

 And there she weaves by night and day,
a magic web of colours gay.~Tennyson

childomine
Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818
st. petersburg, FL
3 posted 2000-04-05 09:51 AM


Alright Jack!!!    
Dennis L. White
Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.
4 posted 2000-04-05 11:32 AM


Way to go, Twinsgd, Send them McNasties back where they belong, DIG IT TROLLS! Dennis :^)
twinsgd
Member
since 2000-02-13
Posts 416
Ontario,Canada
5 posted 2000-04-05 06:32 PM


AAarrgghhh  thankee Dennis thankee!!!
Now gather round trolls and stay all alert,
watch out for McNastie's ,they smell like the dirt.
But we have a problem ,the corn is too high.
We'll not see them coming,until they are nigh.
But I have a plan if they are out on the prowl,
good warning we'll get, when we smell the foul fowl.

Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

6 posted 2000-04-05 07:50 PM


Very funny!  

Denise

John the cat
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since 2000-03-23
Posts 357
England
7 posted 2000-04-05 08:08 PM


These get better and better

 May your roof never fall in and those beneath it never fall out.

Irish proverb.

freckles
Member
since 2000-02-12
Posts 160
Virginia USA
8 posted 2000-04-06 11:58 PM


Jack--I'm loving these more and more with each passing poem (you're even getting extremely creative while commenting on your replies, I see).  I anxiously await your next poem.

 "Unto thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night, the day; thou cans't not be false to any man."---Shakespeare

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