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Dennis L. White
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since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.

0 posted 2000-04-01 01:30 PM


Hi there folks,
McNasties the name,
Exterminator Master,
S'my claim to fame!
I eradicate vermin,
Critters an' pest,
It's the thing I do,
I AM THE BEST!

I've heard tell,
Of your infestation,
Multiple sightings,
Of the Faerie nation,
Wont charge you a cent,
But persue them I must,
My only reward,
Will be Faerie Dust!

I'll trap them quick,
Wont take long,
While they gaily twinkle,
An' sing their song,
These annoying little pixies,
Wont bother your clientele,
For I'll grind them into dust,
An' usher them to hell!

....................................
Say, whos' that nasty bloke,
Sittin' out front near the Ford,
His eyes light-up like Christmas lights,
And he hasn't said a word,
He's got a melody deep inside,
It really is a groovin',
But he seems really out-of it,
And I'm sure his lips ain't movin!  


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 Poetry is the expression of thoughts which awake the higher and nobler emotions, or their opposites, with words arranged to some accepted convention.........or maybe not!  Dennis  :^)



[This message has been edited by Dennis L. White (edited 04-01-2000).]

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John the cat
Member
since 2000-03-23
Posts 357
England
1 posted 2000-04-01 01:40 PM


Great stuff Dennis...a drama
twinsgd
Member
since 2000-02-13
Posts 416
Ontario,Canada
2 posted 2000-04-01 02:09 PM


Grrrrrrrr
childomine
Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818
st. petersburg, FL
3 posted 2000-04-01 02:33 PM


McNasty sounds fairly nasty.

 ...Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is....
Black Eagle
Oglala Sioux holy man


ESP
Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556
Floating gently on a cloud....
4 posted 2000-04-01 04:49 PM


Pleasant-sounding chap....NOT!!

Love and hugs,
Lizzie




Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

5 posted 2000-04-01 05:18 PM


Very nasty sounding guy! Very entertaining, Dennis!

Denise

deleeme
Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 1766
NEW ENGLAND, USA
6 posted 2000-04-01 10:59 PM


I hope this is not your Alter-ego, brother.
You've always been such a nice guy--but you know what they say about the nice guys----oh never mind, a nasty-nice poem you gave us this time,   David

Pepper
Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
7 posted 2000-04-02 03:55 PM


Oh you nasty man .. 'G' ...
Just what do you have against Faeries?
LOLOL
Thanks for the chuckles Dennis ...  

Munda
Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands
8 posted 2000-04-02 06:06 PM


LOL Dennis, good thing I know you're NOT nasty.   Loved it *grin*
Sasikat
Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 290
St. Petersburg, FL
9 posted 2000-04-03 06:20 AM


This is very cute with a McNasty note!  I liked it.  

Sheila


 ...the earth and myself are of one mind. The measure of the land and the measure of our bodies are the same........... Joseph, Nez Perce Chief

Lost Dreamer
Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464
Somewhere near the Rainbow
10 posted 2000-04-03 06:43 AM


Mcnasty wants fairy dust what a mean old man, we like our fairies here just fine so Mcnasty will have to find another kind. Great story here you've many sides I see...LOL  
J Joyner
Junior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 14

11 posted 2000-04-03 08:22 AM


Nice verse,  But It sounds like war has been waged against the Faerie Folk.  
Esmeralda Ponsonby
Member
since 2000-04-02
Posts 138

12 posted 2000-04-03 11:09 AM


Sir, Why shall ye attack thy fairies cute, they mean ye no harm, for less you brave be in depths of despair. I shall mount thee knights upon thy steeds to come defend thy fairies true.

[This message has been edited by Esmeralda Ponsonby (edited 04-03-2000).]

Dennis L. White
Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.
13 posted 2000-04-04 02:57 PM


Just so I don't get confused as being part of that McNastie Clan, I'd like to set the record straight, I'm rooting for the faeries too! I relayed this story just to warn the Pub of this menace as a public service announcement! Thanks for your kind words! LOL Dennis :^)
songwater
Junior Member
since 2000-04-02
Posts 32
Marietta,Ga.
14 posted 2000-04-04 06:57 PM


This is going to be good...I know a mermaid

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