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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I Need A Dozzie "Oh, bartender can you get me a Dozzie?" "Sorry Madame I'm unfamiliar with a Dozzie" "Unfamiliar young lad I wish I could say the same." "Can you tell me what it contains for alcohol?" "I think it contains a little bit of all you have on the wall." "Madame, that will put you six feet under!" "At least then they won't be able to find me Sir." "Can I call a friend for you, it's obvious your very sad?" "There's nobody you can call, they think I'm very mad." "Well, I think you need some help Madame." "Yes, I do so can you kindly get me a pom-pom?" |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Yoo guys, she’s right here, I found her ! Sitting at the corner of the bar My goodness, she’s ordered a pom-pom ! Now I’m sure it’ll get bizarre ! Mphm.....singing her cheerleader song ! In her glass NOT H2O !! (Eggnog ?) Watch out ! What’s that over there ????? Omigoodnes, it’s her alter ego !!!!! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Hey Justin, your Justin Thyme to join me for a dwink. Wait! How did you get here? Oh no, don't tell me. Hey, ever have a Dozzie? This here tender hasn't a clue. So here's a Pom-Pom Cheers!!! Give me an S Give me a T Give me A U Give me another T Give me an E That spells I'm through. Cheers!!!! Yeah, rah, rah, go Justin go. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess that I am Justin Thyme to tell you that I'm feeling FIME... no, wait, I mean I'm feeling good and need no "dozzie" in this 'hood... But being that I'm at The Pub I'll tell you this, well, here's the rub... I sure enough could use a drink 'cause Cratchet's here with nod and wink... She fell off of the green barstool and looked at me as if a fool and said, "This Thyme I'm getting up" then looked at me like a lost pup. What Pub conclusions summarize? I offered her my hand to rise! I picked her up from off the floor and asked her if she wanted more. Her answer baffled, I admit. She said, I want not none of it. She said, Please take me out the Pub and take me home, now here's the rub... Although she was quite painted sweet and didn't drink her vodka neat, I hadn't quite an idea slight that she was Cratchet dressed in white... You see, she usually had on a nurses costume and would don a hat that matched the rest, because, she surely wasn't Santa Claus. Well, anyway, I picked her up from lying on the beer stained Pub and took her to the telephone and left her quite indeed alone. I gave her thirty cents and then I called a taxi to attend. I beg you, readers, comprehend... No more could I Cratchet defend... She didn't even see me there... her eyes were troubled with dispair. And yet, 'twas Thyme, she can't refute, who watched her while she 'scaped the 'stute. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Justin please don't leave me here it's always being alone what I fear, (alright I can handle this just fine) "Bartender, a glass of white wine." "Hey D.J. how about some Disco?" (Like I would want to Tango) "Now that's more like it YMCA" "Com'on everyone YMCA" (O.K. so I missed a few lines) " Why am I wrapped in vines?" "Lady are you O.K.?" "You tripped over our equipment." "Then you are in agreement, that I am all wrapped up?" "No other answer to that but Yup." (Now what do I do for fun) "I know you don't think I am a Nun, so help me get untangled I have an honor to uphold!" |
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Ted Reynolds Member
since 1999-12-15
Posts 331 |
Hey, I just stopped into the pub for the first time and get to overhear these delightful nut-cases. I don't want to break into what seems a private conversation. I guess I'll roam around and see who else is here. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Private conversation...LOL Do I sound like I'm talking to myself again, oh dear. Really I bid you not to go, please come have this one dance with me. Your the first gentleman to walk through these doors tonight, please grace me this one request you won't regret it...LOL |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Do they serve carrot juice in here? I really need a fix, I fear Those nuts who work in that there 'stute Have fried my brain; they stole my loot Say, brother, can you spare a dime To save this bunny Justin Thyme? A little drink would hit the spot There's nothin' like a carrot shot (or two) (six hours later) Say, Nursie, dear, you wanna dance? *wiggling ears* I am the king of pub romance These other guys have met their match Yes, I'm the hunk from the carrot patch So come on, Cratchet, twist and shout Let's show them what it's all about (And soon I'll have that 'stute door key I'll be a bunny hoppin' free) yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Sorry Bugs I know your kind and it's time I had special find. A man to sweep me off my feet and looks that can't be beat. My mentality will become younger as I seek one with excalibur. This lady shakes a ball room when allowed to escape her broom. I'll be waiting for my gentleman to dance till neither one of us can. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Excellent poem, and FUN reply banter and poetry...very creative...thanks for the laughs and drinks...  janet marie "...we were born before the wind...also younger than the sun... and my heart you have won...as we sailed into the mystic... I just want to rock your gypsy soul- just like in the days of old... and together we will float-into the mystic... Van Morrison |
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Ted Reynolds Member
since 1999-12-15
Posts 331 |
I'd love to dance with you, Nurse Crachet, But from my wife I'd surely catch it. When she to know you has a chance, I'm sure she'll join a circle dance. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Tis all in fun I draw my gun in laughter ever after no sword of evil do I possess that makes a reason to address. I'm harmless as a flea, as long as your not a honey bee. [This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 02-15-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
So poor old Nurse Cratchet She just couldn't hack it Went to the corner pub for a drink She ordered a Doozie To make her feel woozie And to keep her from having to think But with bar tender stumped As to which booze to dump Our Nurse C got a PomPom instead She quickly drank in down And then fell to the ground There made the floor and sawdust her bed I was on furlough pass Acquiring some gas Doc Moose my chaperone drove the car Heading back to the 'Stute We chose the pub to lute So we could restock the Doc's wet bar We arrived Justin Thyme To save Cratchet from crime By two ugly bruisers at the scene Just like the Lone Ranger Doc entered the danger And sedated both with shots morphine In all of the fighting Behind the bar hiding I found Johnny Walker Red and Black I snagged a case or three For the Doc, Nurse and me Along with some fine bottles cognac With Nurse C in the car We departed that bar Singing Hi-Ho Cherrio and Awaaaayyy! And in the fading light As we drove out of sight "Who were those masked coots?" I heard them say. But when back at the 'Stute We unloaded our lute Nurse Cratchet could not discovered In all of the ruckus We grabbed the wrong tuckus The bar tender we had recovered So we're on our way back For the nurse we do lack Wind up the karioki machine We're gonna sing and dance Have a little romance And paint the town red in gasoline |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Andrew my man I knew you'd arrive but so fast off you did drive. I was screaming for you to stop until I was interigated by a cop. He said if I was part of the crime that I would be put away to do time. My time serving anything is over I'm becoming a Passions rover. How could you take the Bartender when you know I am more slender. Now you want to sing and dance and venture a taste of romance? |
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Justin Consistant Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10my mind creates the place |
I've come to find Justin Thyme, he said he'd meet me to act our rhyme. "Have you seen him in these parts, or could he be in the back playing darts?" |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I'm sorry Nurse C for leaving you free When things got really crazy at the pub. During the scuffle I got all ruffled Grabbed the bartender in all the hub-bub. I have to agree, you're cuter than he The tender we're bringing back to the bar. But wouldn't you know, Doc's car just won't go And to walk two blocks is really too far. So with thumbs up and out, at each car we shout We'll be at the pub as soon as we can The problem we face is this mad footrace Between us and the white-coats in the van |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Double post... hic'... to much of the Johnny Red. We're on our way... I swear it twoo. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 02-16-2000).] |
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