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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
Whew! I finally made it! Where's my barstool? Get up, dude! Gimme a big shot of trouble! And don't try to start no fued! I had a rough day and I'm tired -- and so I Just want me a drink! So, pour me first one and then pour me two 'cause I Just don't want to think! Hey you guys! Where are the hustlers? They're usually right over there! Playing pool with their stick - 'nuff to make a man sick... so ask me if I care? Those pool pros make more than I do slavin' and pushin' all year... sure, their life is a sham, but you know who I am... and I just want a BEER! Gimme some gin and a bottle of beer and keep the Jim Beam on hand.... 'cause I ain't in the mood to pretend I ain't crude and I hope you understand. I worked all this month for the money to pay for my house and my kid... but, lemme tell you, and this ain't funny! The money don't know what I did! They gave me a check after I worked all week and it looked like some petty cash! I almost just threw it in the damn boss's face or dropped it right quick in the trash! Whatcha say, let's have a double! I'm tired of all of this crap! I hate to bust your bubble, but I just want to know what's on tap! I ain't here for conversation... unless my bud Toe walks in... so set up the bar at the Corner Pub and pass around all of the gin! -Justin Toxicated (Thanks for having me at the Pub, here!... hey, you guys seen my cousin, Justin.... the one on the Enebriated side of the family... he owes me! Lemme know, k? thanks!) |
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Isis Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-06
Posts 6296Sunny Queensland |
Well don't forget the entertainment, I sang in pubs for years before I was married, and I'm gonna do so here too!! What kind of music do you like Justin? Blues, Hard Rock? The pool table is vacant now... wanna hang, have a game? ------------------ The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there IS to celebrate. ~Isis~ (Daughter of Mystery) |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
LOL! I also am glad to have the pub around here. ------------------ Nail to the mast her holy flag, Set every threadbare sail- And give her to the god of storms, The lightning and the gale! -Oliver Wendell Holmes |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Pssst... have another one, Justin! Pull up a stool and have a gab... (Maybe you won't notice that I'm Putting my drinks on your tab!) Here, drink up! ... then you won't question Whether your bill is right. But rest assured that you won't be all That's very high tonight! |
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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
Entertainment? Now you're talkin! Sing a soulful tune! Make it bluesy, jazzy, walkin' bass to woo the moon! I could use some mellow singing, Daughter of Mystery! (Where'd you get that stage name, Madam? It should make history!) And as for you, Miss Suthern lady, drink all that you wish. Put it on my tab all night while I drink like a fish! Doesn't bother me a lick, although it can't be healthy... 'cause didn'tcha know the Justin clan is independently wealthy? How else do we have the Thyme to clone and then write rhyme? Drink and sing Miss barfly ladies! I'm feeling quite sublime! JT, that's me |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
My how long have you been here? I thought they throw people out when the place is closing at night. Seems you've been here for months are they paying you as well as me? Your kin are quite distressed they're not even sure of an address, they think they're traveling escaping to some exotic island. Come with me Justin Toxicated we'll have you better in no thyme. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Cute! Denise |
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childomine Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818st. petersburg, FL |
Surely your under-rated you seem of quick wit. Justin Toxicated Come on in and rest a bit. Here's a toast to you sir and the rhyme that you make - I'll pick up this tab, the next two you take.  |
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Sasikat Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 290St. Petersburg, FL |
Come on in, grab a stool and have a drink on me. Join in on poetic chat with your Corner Pub family!! |
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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
I'm Justin Toxicated. I've been here for 4 months! I think I drank 'bout everything they have here at least once! I sat here and I waited so patiently, Lord knows! I drank some vodka, drank some gin but you were all no-shows! And now it's four months later and you all show up with smiles! I have all my cigar butts stacked in itty bitty piles. I built a log home with them on top of Jake's wood bar and when they reached up to my nose, Jake took away my car. He hid my keys inside drawer and told me not to drive. And so I ordered once again, so glad to be alive! On Christmas I was in here quite calm, yeah, most sedate. I waited for my drinking pals, but damn, you guys are late! I'm Justin Toxicated. Sure, buy me one more round! But next time that you promise that you're coming, I'm not found! I'm tellin' you the truth, my friends, my ass is really sore! I've sat right on this damn stool while seasons changed, what's more... I missed the Y2K come in, and Thyme's lobotomy! I'm Justin Toxicated. I'm drunk 4 months. That's me.  signed,Justin Toxicated |
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