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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a fruitcake made in 1983
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six pink flamingos
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve knitted potholders
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

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1 posted 12-01-2000 11:10 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Interesting assortment of gifts...now the question is, what did you do with them all?
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2 posted 12-02-2000 12:18 AM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

Hehehe... I needed a laugh!  
Thanks bunches.

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3 posted 12-02-2000 11:54 AM       View Profile for kcsgrandma   Email kcsgrandma   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit kcsgrandma's Home Page   View IP for kcsgrandma

PdV - I came over here feeling bored and lonely and the smile on my face got bigger with each day!     Thank you!  I needed that!

To love another person is to see the face of God.
- Les Miserables

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Haha this was very cheery! I liked this one deeeevinnnneeee!!



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

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And it just wouldn't be a party without THIS!



You made me remember how much I miss your wonderful humor!

Merry Christmas!
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Thanks for the smiles here PDV. Enjoyed  muchly

m xx

how i would love you, love you as no one ever did! Die and still, love you more. And still love you more..and more
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Poet i loved this! my favorite was the flannel nighties!
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I just gotta tell ya... by the time I got to the chia pets, I was singing it!!! Ya gotta love this!!!!  It just took me a couple of verses to understand where to put the notes around the Fruitcake. I have to send this one to my mother. She'll be in stitches too.
Merry Christmas!!!
o oo  o  o   o oo o oo oo o  o o o oo o o oo o o o  o oo o o oo o oo oo o oo oo o o o o oo o o oo oo  o ooo o oo o o oo  o oo ooo o oo oo ooo oo oo    oooo oo o o ooo oo o o o o oo o  oo o oo  o  ooo  o o oo ooo o o oo o o oo o  o  oo oo  o o o  oo o o  oo oo o oo oo o o o   oo o o  o o o oo o
Sherry            

    

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flamingoes and whoopee cushions - now thats my knid of holiday

cheers!

-majnu
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10 posted 11-11-2006 07:24 PM       View Profile for latearrival   Email latearrival   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for latearrival

Your sense of humor fascinates me.Do come back to post soon.
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Love it, love it, love it! What a hoot!

smiles,
Constance

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ing some Christmas cheer~

As Zach and Weezy would say ... 'LOVE IT' ~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!

!     
     
     
        

ARCTIC WIND
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It's all downhill from the fruitcake I think
~
merry christmas
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Criminitely...I'm just now reading this???

Where have I been????

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TOO CUTE!! I was singing all through it. It'll be a laugh when I start singing about whoopie cushions in choir class!! Lol. Nice...
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17 posted 11-26-2008 02:42 AM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

You nut!  This is priceless, glad it was revived.

        

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LOL OMG ~ I must this again!
I agree you nutty **giggle**

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!


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