Where's the Eggnog?
When I saw the new forum called 'Holiday Cheer'
I quickly, with jitters, hightailed over here!
And then I came in with my head in a fog
and I searched and I searched for the high-test eggnog!
Where is the Eggnog? I can't seem to find it!
I'm ready for cheer and I sure wouldn't mind it!
During the holidays, nog is quite liked.
I assume someone's dutifully getting it spiked?
Pray tell, where's the eggnog, my poetry pals?
Has it all been drank up by you fine guys and gals?
Did I miss it or is the bartender en route?
Should I sit and wait for it or leave in a pout?
I assumed in a forum called 'Holiday Cheer',
there'd certainly be some spiked eggnog in here!
Justin Thyme please start serving, before I pass out!
'Cause what else could this 'Holiday Cheer' be about?
I'll check when Nurse Cratchet's escaped on her break,
while she's out of the 'stute and my hands start to shake.
I'll be back to make toasts with my poetry friends.
So, I hope that the bartender starts to bartend!
With Thanksgiving over, soon Santa will come
and I'm SURE he'll bring eggnog all spiked up with rum!
[This message has been edited by Justin Ebriated (edited 11-28-1999).]