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lordmakemeweak Member
since 2001-02-06
Posts 65 |
(Essay of the good wife and the not so good husband) Fairness is fairness indeed. I'll take the skillet. Just one thing however. Where do you keep the Pampers? I admit it now. I have been a bad husband, father and provider. Because I'm sleeping on a park bench this night. I'm very cold. I'm very hungry. The sorrowfull tears resulting from my own pride I cannot stop. May it be for just one night however. Oh, Thand God you havent left and taken the kids to your sister's. I've just talked to my now ex-foreman. You're to go in at 8 AM Monday. Just show me how to put the bag in the vacuum cleaner. Because if I must surrender my desk to keep you and the girls and our new son, I will do just taht. I'll prostrate myself. I'll NOT surrender my living platinum. But I'll say this much right now, U am going to watch XFL while I iron. Don't misunderstand me, though, the cheerleaders are pretty, but they are nothing else, but mere eye candy. You are the sweetest of all inner candy. And I'll eat a giant bag of Doritos while I watch "As The World Turns." And I tell you what else. I can eat 6 Hershey Bars and Drink a 3 Liter Coca - Cola in 30 minutes. It dont matter what I'm watching. One more thing though. The only thing of yours I'll ever wear is your apron. [But during the summer months when it's miserably hot, that will be the only thing I wear around the house. PERIOD! ;-) ] nd I'll spoon feed you Hershey's Chocolate in our bed NEKKID every morning before you go to the office if that's what you wish. BUT remember, what you wear is up to you. I'll surrender my desk to you. I'll not surrender you to my desk. For thou art faithfull and kind to someone undeserving of your tenderest and sweetest love. [ Clincher ] ''For there is neither Jew nor Greek. There is neither bond nor free. There is neither male or female. For we are all one in Christ Jesus The Lord. For marriage is honorable and sacred in all.'' And the marriage grew invincibly strong. And each night's love grew twice as strong as the previos night. And from then on their eyes were only for ech other and nobody else. And the passion was sweeter than sugar mixed with molasses honey and maple syrup, and IT grew sweeter with each passing night. And her employees knew not to give her the come on. For she had something at home that dont grow on trees. Amen! |
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walker Member Elite
since 2001-02-11
Posts 2240Florida |
So much loved,your wife and so well said. I hope she reads this. A quarter of a century must pass, for the writer to understand what and why he writes. |
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Lighthousebob Member Elite
since 2000-06-14
Posts 4725California |
lordmake me weak, What a difference when our inner eyes (as you have said) are only set on Him and the one that has become our soul mate. Like the prordigal son, I praise God that the cold bench brought you to your senses..... "There's gotta be something better!!!!" and there was. God bless you, Bob <>< |
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