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lordmakemeweak
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since 2001-02-06
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0 posted 2001-02-18 04:03 PM



"Noah?" ------- "Noah?"--------"NOAH!!!!"

"Hello, God. wuzzup?"

''It cant go on like this. I believe you know that.''

"I was wondering when you'd say that."

"I want you 2 do something 4 me, M'Kay? Get your sons shem ham and japheth build you a ship 300 cubits wide , 50 long and 30 high. Now they gonna laugh at you something awful. They gonna think you lost your mind. But it'll be worth your while."

"OK. For thee twill B an honour."

afterwards.

"Get 2 of every sort of animal for the ark, and the grain and fruity vegetables."

"Well, here goes nothing."
"NOAH PUT DOWN THAT BOTTLE O WHISKY!
Yall get on that boat now."

An we are herre today for that reason.

Thanks grampaw!


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Lighthousebob
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since 2000-06-14
Posts 4725
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1 posted 2001-02-19 03:50 PM


Lord Make Me Weak,

ha! reminds me of the story of Noah told by Bill Cosby...... I do love the story.

Noah did have a heart after God to build that giant boat to house all those animals

and his family to be safe when the world was baptized in water. I am glad that Noah

found grace in the eyes of the Lord. Bob <><

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