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Miss Muffet...(country lyrics)
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Miss Muffet...(country lyrics) |
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Lucinder New Member
since 1999-12-04
Posts 6Modesto, CA |
Miss Muffet By S.Sauls Lyrics for country sound Well you could tell by her shape that she had had her curds and whey The whole place turned around when she walked in that day She's had enough of nature from her neck of the woods And she walked in struttin it, boy she was lookin good Well every man wondered if he'd ever stand a chance Tryin to get the courage up to ask her for a dance The band played a special song and turned the jukebox down And everyone was dancin when Miss Muffet came to town [chorus] Well, her mama's not beside her She ain't afraid of spiders She's old enough for honky-tonkin bliss And you could see them bricks In the way she swang'er hips Little Miss Muffet's never looked like this Now pretty Miss Muffet Is shakin her tuffet And she ain't turnin anybody down It was time for romancin And everyone was dancin When Miss Muffet came to town Well, she started the party, she started the show Drinkin Texas Cider and a double Frosted Coke She started a line-dance back out on the floor She danced the last dance then she headed for the door bridge Well if you think that you missed out on Miss Muffet's big romance Well don't you even worry, you can have a second chance She said she'd never learned to honky-tonk it just right So Miss Muffet's takin lessons every Saturday night back to [chorus] When Miss Muffet came to town When Miss Muffet came to town |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Just too funny. Great lyrics. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
 Very funny!Denise |
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