Sitting in Michael's Lap
Gawd, you people have to stop this!
Whatever will I do with all these awesome friends? You're going to sully the antisocial reputation I've tried SO hard to maintain ...
But seriously, Michael, I wish you and Mikey and all those you hold dear the Merriest of Christmases and the Happiest New Year ... and a hearty "Thank You" for making my season a little brighter.
You cannot choose the way of your death, but the path you choose will determine its own end.