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Kissin' Under The MistleToe

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Mistletoe-rag
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0 posted 12-23-1999 07:50 AM       View Profile for Mistletoe-rag   Email Mistletoe-rag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistletoe-rag

It Ain't so much the parties,
Or the trees and gifts or lights,
Nor the things that everyone brings,
The Good Tide, Some Cheer, Joy or Woolite.

It's what we have deep in our hearts,
What's really valuable to us,
Having friends and family,
That makes a real Christmas!

So listen up ladies,
Get the Holiday spirit,
Wrap mistletoe 'round your waist,
So it hangs right-there-next-to "IT"

Then take your loving honey,
Say, "Come over here my boy,
Kiss me 'neath the mistletoe"
This is the true feeling of joy!


[This message has been edited by Mistletoe-rag (edited 12-23-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Mistletoe-rag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 12-23-1999 08:08 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for that helpful hint... and welcome!!!

I love this... I was ROFL at the Woolite... but then the second verse is serious and beautiful... and then your instructions... now where can I find some mistletoe?? *G*
Corinne
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2 posted 12-23-1999 08:11 AM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Ok, I'm setting out to climb the local trees, all the way to to top, which is where that parasitic stuff grows!

Cute poem!

Corinne
littleJas
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3 posted 12-23-1999 09:32 AM       View Profile for littleJas   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for littleJas

Great poem, good advice need to get me some mistletoe   Welcome to you a new member like myself

Jas

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RainbowGirl
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4 posted 12-23-1999 09:36 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL at our Toe...and I think you're more likely to be a refreshed member rather than a new one after all that kissing...ooops

HUSG

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


Toerag
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5 posted 12-23-1999 09:54 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

But...but....Rainbow?....Why on earth would ya think I would write such great poetry....the man's simply a genius! Such "heart" such "feeling" such great work?.....How are ya Brit....??? do ya remember Mistletoerag?...Santa Claws? Mollymoose and Sallysheep?....Buzz?

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6 posted 12-23-1999 10:15 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

LOL..Course I do and I just got mail from Honey, she gave birth to a baby boy on the 17th, all three doing well, she's going to send me a photo shortly..

HUGS darling, have a lovely Christmas..

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


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7 posted 12-23-1999 10:21 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

I love it.  Leaning down to kiss the Mistletoe-Rag. I hope that you aren't around too long.  I was getting use to that Toe- Rag.  He was pretty funny.

Happy Holidays
Love,
Lady

 Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured.

Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 12-23-1999 01:56 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Mistletoe,
That mistletoe hanging was a funny bit
My wife would kick my butt if I tried that....
Enjoyed the poem.
jbouder
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9 posted 12-23-1999 02:02 PM       View Profile for jbouder   Email jbouder   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for jbouder

Mistle-Toerag!

You're a genius, Toe.  LOL.

 Jim

"If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther

Andrew Scott
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10 posted 12-23-1999 02:06 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Now that's a plan I can get into!  Nothing like a good parasite to get things started... ah... well you know what I mean.   Funny stuff here Toe-man.
WhtDove
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11 posted 12-23-1999 02:48 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...you never cease to amaze me and bring a good laugh to my soul. Hmmn, maybe I'll try that. hehe...God bless ya Toe!
Toerag
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12 posted 12-23-1999 03:55 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Bless you all....may you all find peace and happiness into the new year....I will miss you all so much that I can't find enough adjectives to relate.....I wish I had the diction and wits of LongJohn and Nan right now....or the "smarts" and class of the Balladeer.....but I just ain't got it...but, happiness and joy I can pass on...and I hope you all have health and happiness into these holidays and new year...please take care and enjoy....Love ya all....will miss ya all.....Toerag.....Scott...Buzz....Mistletoe and a few other names that can't be written here......
Elizabeth Santos
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13 posted 12-23-1999 04:46 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Great poem, great idea, great imagination
Have a great time!
Love ya
Liz
Nate Dogg
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14 posted 12-23-1999 05:24 PM       View Profile for Nate Dogg   Email Nate Dogg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nate Dogg's Home Page   View IP for Nate Dogg

Good poem and have fun kissing under the mistletoe.

 Nathan
Beri
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15 posted 12-23-1999 07:30 PM       View Profile for Beri   Email Beri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Beri

Wonderful and gave me the laugh I much needed.  I have finally found the place to go when I need a laugh or a smile.  Great poem Toe, and I love the new name.  LOL.  Ingenius!  

 If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, its meant to be...

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16 posted 12-23-1999 07:42 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

ROFLMAO
Marilyn
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17 posted 12-23-1999 08:05 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

*standing under the mistletoe and waiting for my christmas kiss* Once I get my kiss I think I'll just have to tie that mistletoe-rag around my waiste. Same outcome and I'll always have you around to make me smile Toe. What do you say? lol.

We will miss you around here Boy. You make sure you come and visit us as often as you can. We all Love you very much. *wiping a tear from my eye*.

Safe travels and all the best to you Buzz.

XOXOXO
Nan
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18 posted 12-23-1999 10:29 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

One o' these daysssssssss

I'm gonna put you on a "missile", Toe..rag and send you to 'da mooooooon'.......
Kevin Taylor
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19 posted 12-23-1999 11:23 PM       View Profile for Kevin Taylor   Email Kevin Taylor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Kevin Taylor's Home Page   View IP for Kevin Taylor

The last verse might go...

Then take your loving honey,
Say, "Come over here, by gum!
Kiss me 'neath the mistletoe"
And don't forget the tongue!

I can see this poem of yours making its way around the world in 80 e-mails (or so)



 Kevin
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20 posted 12-23-1999 11:37 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, this is a riot!  Great work!  

 *Krista Knutson*

~*Like a lion, without fear of the howling pack,
Like a gust of wind, ne'er trapped in a snare,
Like a lotus blossom, ne'er sprinkled by water,
Let me, like a unicorn, in solitude roam.*~ Hymn Of Buddha


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21 posted 12-23-1999 11:57 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I tried this once when I was young
but some joker pulled a big switch
seems the plant I thought was mistletoe
was poison ivy that made me itch!


Dusk Treader
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22 posted 12-24-1999 12:42 AM       View Profile for Dusk Treader   Email Dusk Treader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dusk Treader

ROTFLMAO!  And absolute riot, Toerag!  I think I'd be mauled for even considering that...

 In flames I shall not be consumed, but reborn.

Jim Hastings
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23 posted 12-25-1999 11:31 PM       View Profile for Jim Hastings   Email Jim Hastings   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jim Hastings

  
Great one, I'll have to ask my wife how much she likes mistletoe.

Justbleu
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24 posted 04-14-2003 12:25 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

LOL....I'm just digging around the archives and I find me some Mistle-TOE!!!!  Great Stuff Toerag!!!!
Bridgette

"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again.  To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown

 
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