Ala bam a
The mother of all broken hearts?
Well let's mend that thang at once!
Let this poem just be the start,
And cheer ya up a bunch!
First, get away from the fire,
Get nekkid, go outdoors,
All the guys you could desire,
Will flock to you in scores.
Forget those guys in cop cars,
Pretend they don't exist,
But if they should arrest you,
You'd better not resist.
Besides it could be pleasurable?
(Handcuffed by guys in blue)
The experience may be desirable?
(Two cops and nekkid you)
Might as well start off the year,
Putting a smile on someone's face,
Those cops may be quite lonely too?
Till they take you to their place.