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The Toerag Shuffle

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Local Rebel
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0 posted 12-21-1999 08:34 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Local Rebel

this here's a little ditty I wrote about Toe a long time back...

Now let me tell ya bout Toerag,
Ya he was so bad,
He really liked to shag,
And then he always bragged.
Yanno Yanno Yanno

He writes poetry,
On the boards ya see,
He gets a laugh from me,
And his one and only's three.

He comes from Alabamara,
With his camera,
Likes Luvit's gam-aras,
And suthern's manneras,

Now he gives Long John hell,
For talkin to his belle,
Cause he can show and tell,
And write his sonnets well,

He used to be the Buzz, And it was just because, He liked to eat the fuzz, Off Peaches, Ya know who she was, cuzz..




 How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius
© Copyright 1999 Local Rebel - All Rights Reserved
Pepper
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1 posted 12-21-1999 08:38 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

LOL....   

 A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire!
Shannon


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2 posted 12-21-1999 08:53 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Wow -- two smileys!!  Glad it made you laugh!

 How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius
Nan
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3 posted 12-21-1999 08:57 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Buzzy Wuzzy wearz a rag
Buzzy Wuzzy'z Toes won' sag
Buzzy Wuzzy wuzn't muzzy,
Wuzzy?

sandgrain
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4 posted 12-21-1999 09:40 PM       View Profile for sandgrain   Email sandgrain   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sandgrain

Got real chuckle out of this one.  Thanks
Dolphins3
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5 posted 12-21-1999 10:22 PM       View Profile for Dolphins3   Email Dolphins3   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dolphins3

Awww This one has me in stiches . Thanks for the giggles Local.      
Denise
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6 posted 12-21-1999 10:51 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hillarious! I see you have the same sense of fun as Toe and Balladeer! This is great!  

                

 Denise


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7 posted 12-22-1999 06:56 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Well lookie here! The "Toerag Shuffle"....(not to be confused with the Quaalude two step), and after the nice welcome yesterday too?...Yassee?...Why's everybody always pickin' on me?....I leave the old board cuz everyone was always so mean to me, I come here, Balladeer treats my like a case of clap, LongJohn's just lurking in the weeds somewhere waiting to pounce, and now the Rebel, (now local), comes in and "rags" old Rag too?....There's just no end for my heartbreak I rectum?.....
Nan
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8 posted 12-22-1999 07:22 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

...Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, either.... All the more miscreants for me to pick on...
suthern
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9 posted 12-22-1999 08:10 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO... Geesh, it's good to have you back, rebel man!!

And Toe... about Rebel and Deer and LJA being so mean to you??? *G* You know you're loving every minute of it! LOL
Iloveit
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10 posted 12-22-1999 09:29 AM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

love this, you're doing that ryhming thing again....lol.....and yep will ditto suthern....it sure is  
Fairy Colours
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11 posted 12-22-1999 11:02 AM       View Profile for Fairy Colours   Email Fairy Colours   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fairy Colours

ROTFLMAO ~Wipes tears from her eyes~

 --A Little Fairy--
Local Rebel
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12 posted 12-22-1999 11:40 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Hmmm.... qualude two step

 How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius

[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 12-22-1999).]
Andrew Scott
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13 posted 12-22-1999 02:37 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Hey now there Toe don't you go forgettin' me!  I realize its been some time since our last go around but let us recall the great produce war in forum 2 and the occasional shots fired in those more adult sections.  And then there is the 'Stute!  Do not think that the target has been washed from your back... you are still my favored one.  As for you Rebel... nice work... just keep steppin' on those Toes.  
 
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