Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Marge, girl, I'll give you a blizzard
Guaranteed to freeze your gizzard.
I'll give you a huge whirlwind
Meant to keep you in a spin.
I'll give you a hurricane,
Blow until you've gone insane.
Give a Japanese Tsunami
Till you cry out for your mommy.
I'll give you a large earthquake,
Smile each time I see you shake.
I'll give you a big cyclone,
Listen closely as you moan.
Tornados, too, I'll give to you
Spin you 'round till you turn blue.
I'll give to you a grand typhoon
Just to hear you while you swoon.
Though storm clouds may hang overhead
And skies may wear a tinge of red,
You can be sure, until the end,
I'll be your fair-weather friend.