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If You Read This You Will Most Likely Mung
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If You Read This You Will Most Likely Mung |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Christmas Eve shoppin o how shall i compare thee Why tis the winter o my own discontent When it's so frantic i wish mom hadnt birthed me And so tiz mite be why ole Clarence was sent There's no Emporium I can scream cheer to Pottersville has since taken over this place If i was never born then why am i here too Just so I can hit ole Bert in the face? If i lost eight grand o ole movie dollars Thats a whole lotta in nineteen ninety nine I could never be that big o a baller My wife has me shoppin with eight dollars o mine The story ends with Clarence getting his wings Our shopping gets done by the wave o his hands It twas'nt so bad yuh I learned a few things But how's it fair ole Potter gets to keep that eight grand! P.S. This thing mite gettum no replies but yuh who cares twas fun yuh its a wonderful life was on nbc tonite if yuh missed too bad yuh and one question was it bert or ernie the cop? [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 12-20-1999).] |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Uh Walt.....just say NO to drugs...... It's much simpler that way.....(life in general)  Got a bang outta this one! (wagging head!)  |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Bert was the cop! Thanks for the poem Walt.. hope you found just the right gift for your sweetie!  |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Hey! Clarence is my father.... My grandfather, too, as a matter of fact.......  |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Walt: You're cracking me up...but what the heck does 'mung' mean?.. Don't forget, I am just that simple brit...*g*HUGS Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream... |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
ok yuh i dont usually reply to muh own stuff o i just wanted this to see a lil more air time thanx all ye repliers |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Yuh Walt yer killin me yuh know...laffin here@ yer eight bucks...o you get yer wings fer this un yuh do ROTFLMAO  p.s. Yeah...what the heck is Mung? *LOL* It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Then answer my flipping question Walt....ROFL HUGS Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Mung drew me in and here I am waiting next to Caroline and RG - tapping my foot and whistling...so...what the heck is it?! |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
What's with you folks??? You don't speak "wayoutwalt"???? It's a new language..... |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
Although its been said many times many ways!! Mung is vomit Mung is up-chuck mung is spew Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaas toooooooooooo youuu |
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Fairy Colours Member
since 1999-12-02
Posts 169Sunrise,Fl,US |
I didn't get it. Is it just me??? --A Little Fairy-- |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
I thought mung was moose dung... but then there ain't no meese in Texas. Thanks for clearing it up walt. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
didnt any yuh ever watch waynes world nonono not on saturday night too many dates to be watchin saturday night live no yuh no on a tuesday night special or summin yuh thats it on tuesday night ever see ole wayne and garth talkin bout bein so dizzy they could mung hmmmm? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Walt! What a Wonderful Life! LOL @ Femme! |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanks for the laughs! Denise |
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DreamEvil Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 2396 |
Walt have you been preoccupied lately or are those new meds of yours street grade? Me likes much this verse diverse. Now and forever, my heart hears ~one voice~. DreamEvil© ------------------------------------------------------- "Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change..." Count Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade (Marquis de Sade) |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Hang on...I thought they said 'hurl'? LOL  |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
I didnta wanta mung, WoW! nope, not me. luv that wonderful life myself and clarence and his wings and good ol' donna reed and jimmy, my very fave of all. Cute poem! Merry merry merry Christmas to you, m'friend. Don't drink too much. Could make ya mung all right.  dp |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFLMAO @ Dream and street grade....oh my...the laughter alone was worth it...LOL Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream... |
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