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If You Read This You Will Most Likely Mung

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 12-20-1999 12:42 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

Christmas Eve shoppin o how shall i compare thee
Why tis the winter o my own discontent
When it's so frantic i wish mom hadnt birthed me
And so tiz mite be why ole Clarence was sent

There's no Emporium I can scream cheer to
Pottersville has since taken over this place
If i was never born then why am i here too
Just so I can hit ole Bert in the face?

If i lost eight grand o ole movie dollars
Thats a whole lotta in nineteen ninety nine
I could never be that big o a baller
My wife has me shoppin with eight dollars o mine

The story ends with Clarence getting his wings
Our shopping gets done by the wave o his hands
It twas'nt so bad yuh I learned a few things
But how's it fair ole Potter gets to keep that eight grand!

P.S. This thing mite gettum no replies but yuh who cares twas fun yuh its a wonderful life was on nbc tonite if yuh missed too bad yuh and one question was it bert or ernie the cop?  



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 12-20-1999).]
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poetFemmeFatale
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1 posted 12-20-1999 01:44 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Uh Walt.....just say NO to drugs......

It's much simpler that way.....(life in general)    

Got a bang outta this one!   (wagging head!)  
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2 posted 12-20-1999 07:38 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Bert was the cop! Thanks for the poem Walt.. hope you found just the right gift for your sweetie!  
Nan
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3 posted 12-20-1999 06:35 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hey!
Clarence is my father.... My grandfather, too, as a matter of fact.......
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4 posted 12-20-1999 06:56 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Walt: You're cracking me up...but what the heck does 'mung' mean?.. Don't forget, I am just that simple brit...*g*

HUGS

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


wayoutwalt
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5 posted 12-20-1999 07:46 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

ok yuh i dont usually reply to muh own stuff o i just wanted this to see a lil more air time   thanx all ye repliers
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6 posted 12-20-1999 07:55 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Yuh Walt yer killin me yuh know...laffin here@ yer eight bucks...o you get yer wings fer this un yuh do ROTFLMAO
        

p.s. Yeah...what the heck is Mung? *LOL*


 It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain


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7 posted 12-20-1999 07:55 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Then answer my flipping question Walt....ROFL

HUGS

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


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8 posted 12-20-1999 07:59 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Mung drew me in and here I am waiting next to Caroline and RG - tapping my foot and whistling...so...what the heck is it?!
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9 posted 12-20-1999 09:44 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

What's with you folks???
You don't speak "wayoutwalt"????
It's a new language.....
wayoutwalt
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10 posted 12-20-1999 10:05 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

Although its been said many times many ways!!

Mung is vomit Mung is up-chuck mung is spew

Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaas toooooooooooo youuu
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11 posted 12-20-1999 10:17 PM       View Profile for Fairy Colours   Email Fairy Colours   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fairy Colours

I didn't get it. Is it just me???

--A Little Fairy--
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12 posted 12-20-1999 10:46 PM       View Profile for Wicked Witch of the East   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wicked Witch of the East

I thought mung was moose dung... but then there ain't no meese in Texas.  Thanks for clearing it up walt.
wayoutwalt
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13 posted 12-20-1999 10:53 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

didnt any yuh ever watch waynes world nonono not on saturday night too many dates to be watchin saturday night live no yuh no on a tuesday night special or summin yuh thats it on tuesday night ever see ole wayne and garth talkin bout bein so dizzy they could mung hmmmm?
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14 posted 12-20-1999 11:12 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Walt! What a Wonderful Life!
LOL @ Femme!
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Thanks for the laughs!  

 Denise


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16 posted 12-20-1999 11:32 PM       View Profile for DreamEvil   Email DreamEvil   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit DreamEvil's Home Page   View IP for DreamEvil

Walt have you been preoccupied lately or are those new meds of yours street grade?

Me likes much this verse diverse.


 Now and forever, my heart hears ~one voice~.
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"Either kill me or take me as I am,
because I'll be damned if I ever change..."

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Severn
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17 posted 12-21-1999 04:00 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Hang on...I thought they said 'hurl'?

LOL  
doreen peri
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18 posted 12-21-1999 03:00 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

I didnta wanta mung, WoW! nope, not me. luv that wonderful life myself and clarence and his wings and good ol' donna reed and jimmy, my very fave of all.

Cute poem! Merry merry merry Christmas to you, m'friend. Don't drink too much. Could make ya mung all right.


dp
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19 posted 12-21-1999 03:07 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFLMAO @ Dream and street grade....oh my...the laughter alone was worth it...LOL

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


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