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Toerag's Wife's Dilemma

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Balladeer
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0 posted 12-17-1999 03:59 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer


Old Toerag's wife gave me a call and said" I'm in a stew!
That bum is somewhere drinking and I need a hand from you.
I had a little accident. The coffee overturned
And splattered on the counter. I'm afraid my face got burned!"

So quickly I rushed over there, soon as I got the call
And said 'Dear girl, I'm taking you straight to the hospital!"
I rushed her to emergency. Her wound was quite severe.
How fortunate that she could call on helpful Balladeer.

The doc said, "That's a nasty burn. It must be 3rd degree.
We have no options, I'm afraid, except for surgery.
We need to do a skin graft where the burn is, on the cheek
Then it should heal nicely, I would think, within a week."

The doc said, "Hey, I know you, son. You're called the Balladeer.
I've heard the women talk about the softness of your rear.
If we could use a little patch to cure Ms. Toerag's burn
I have no doubt her natural appearance would return."

So I agreed. I mean, how in the world could I say no
To help the wife and live-in maid of my good buddy Toe?
The operation went as planned. In one week she was cured
And she stopped by to thank me for the pain I had endured.

She said, "Oh, Mister Balladeer, I'm well because of you.
I wish there were some special thing that I could do for you."
I started laughing so hard it was difficult to speak,
Then said, "Dear, I'm well paid each time Toe plants one on your cheek!!!"

© Copyright 1999 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 12-17-1999 04:02 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFLMAO...many times over!!...oooops Sorry Toe...ROFL

*poof*

 Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream...


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2 posted 12-17-1999 04:08 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I'd heard this where the mother-in-law was doing the kissing. *G* Well done, scalawag.

Toe: Perhaps this would be a good time to send that card to Balladeer... I know he needs cheering... the poor man is skinny as a rail... Mr. Loneliness must not be a good cook! LOL
John Yaws
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3 posted 12-17-1999 04:10 PM       View Profile for John Yaws   Email John Yaws   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit John Yaws's Home Page   View IP for John Yaws

Mister! You are one of a kind! ROFLMBO..You are too much. I love it.
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4 posted 12-17-1999 04:16 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Great re-butt-al, Balladeer! Hillarious!  

 Denise


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5 posted 12-17-1999 04:27 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

I've been told Toe is planning his "revenge".  Very Amusing Bal!
Pepper
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ROFL....   ....Tooo Funny....!!
Sunshine
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7 posted 12-17-1999 05:47 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Fell off my chair
onto my bum
all because
you were having fun!

Great stuff!
Isis
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8 posted 12-17-1999 05:54 PM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

Thanks for the laugh my friend  
As always  

 What the inner voice says will NOT disappoint the hoping soul.
~Isis~
(Daughter of Mystery)

Marilyn
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ROTFLMAO...now that is what I call the sweetest revenge.
Seymour Tabin
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10 posted 12-17-1999 06:09 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Balladeer,
I told Toe he was in big trouble
And you didn't let me down,
Great one. Sy
Nan
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11 posted 12-17-1999 10:10 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Butt, BallaDeer....
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LOL, this is great!  Talk about a great way for revenge...

 *Krista Knutson*

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WhtDove
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13 posted 12-17-1999 10:33 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...what an "ending!"   Good one...I sure am gonna miss this when Toe goes...you two are just something else!
Mayme David
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Your so fast with the reply.  I believe I will not test your wit.  Great response.

 Light hath power over darkness.
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I'm definitely getting the message of who to be careful of!  Got a real bang out of this one.
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If you two don't stop this nonsense, I'm gonna have to start wearing my depends when I read this stuff!!  (weak bladder!)   ROFLMAO  Just kidding!  I'm only 27 !!  PdV is the one who wears 'em...not me!  I'll see if she'll loan me one!  LOL  

 - - - If I can just touch you once, then I feel I have accomplished what I am called to do...- - pFF

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17 posted 12-19-1999 01:52 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Balladeer -
Just too funny for words !
~*Marge*~


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